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This is her doppelganger seriously...
Yep. Got her beat ten-fold.
I have changed my mind about you! You are actually a very funnay individual! I love how you're still pure and naive when it comes to believing what is posted on a forum. Oh, I wish I could be that innocent and guillable.
Your posts paint a very wide picture of you being a very strong and tenacious person. I respect that! Anyone who is able to lift their 240 pound framed body is deserving of my utmost respect.
Ultimately, it's how you stand up for anyone you see being wronged even if you know nothing about the back story. I enjoy watching you dive in head first and missing all the jagged rocks with your humbling grasp of how to "flame." You totally destroy me with your mostly redundant and overcooked flights of fancy which just makes you look so cute!
You are one of my favorite posters.
Sweety....you're about 100lbs estimated over my total weight, lmao. I wish I could apologize for my rude behavior but there's something about you that makes me think "nah" and just keep dishing it out. I am extremely charmed that you envy me so much that you'd paint a false picture of me. You wish you were me. I understand that completely and kudos to you on your venture in trying to achieve a task no one will ever achieve. I am not trying to be a flamer or to flame anyone. I don't need to put effort into something I could do on a daily basis. Bless your poor soul. Still trying so hard, I see. If the only thing you know how to do in life is to get on a forum and try to piss people off, then go for it. No one is slowing your role or stopping your game, honey. Do you have children? Do you feed them or do they starve from all the hours you spend in front of your monitor? Are your pets taken care of? Do you have a job? A life outside this forum? Or did you pack your shit and permanently move into BF? I think it's time @Bastard Factory throws you an eviction notice. ;)
So we now know you didn't major in English. What is that fucking mess you call English? You have half sentences, you're starting sentences with prepositions. Before I even get into the meat and bones of your discourse of stupidity, I just want to point out that it was you jutting in your mangy snout into business that clearly has been proven to have nothing to do with you. Yet. You still decide to interject your opinion. So much so you feel the need to chase me in this thread. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't need to "paint any false pictures" of your bovine sized ass. You seem to be really stung that some anonymous poster whom you followed around for at least three days thinks you're just some obese troglodyte with no fucking life. Do you act like this in real life? Would you follow around the mailman that delivers your mail to that assisted living home that you live in? Even if you saw him yelling on the phone? Would you say something to him without knowing anything? No. You wouldn't. Because in real life that mailman would bitchslap your ass back to Mexico.
As for your assumption that "I want to be you" and that I am somehow "jealous" of your stature here is probably one of the most head scratching comments you have posted and there have been quite a few. Frankly, like most of you dregs, I have no fucking idea who the fuck you are. If I cared that fucking much i'd have made a thread in introductions you fucking idiot. You are someone I have no inclination of learning about. So take your little foot stomping act somewhere else because I for one am not impressed.
You are very correct in your assumption that you are indeed a non "flamer." You want everyone to know this, so when I stomp a mudhole in your derriere you can have that "excuse." You want to come crawling in here with that caboose for an ass talking like some pickled brained drunk.
Have another drink retard.
And i'm the freak.