This Is On My Bucket List...Kind Of

[Adam Hitler]

Listen Pics. You look more like Flounder than a 'George from Pizza Hut'. If Flounder had a gray Fu-Man-Chu goatee.

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You shouldn't have posted all that junk food you consume.

Remember when HC posted your wife at TRF and Bra1n banned him? Lulz
I wouldn't have done it but HC would stoop just as low as you.
Oh man, the stories are coming back-

I never had any interactions with this Pickles character, aka Martini's twin brother, but it does make sense that he's George from Pizza Hut...

George from Pizza Hut was way too invested in the Dove/Martini saga for an average onlooker and acted like he was the one who had been dumped.

 

[Master Pu]

Pickles. I should have known. Dummy, just not two weeks ago, you called me Gunz. Now here you are with another one of your idiot happy meals, consisting of an airclaim, a side of delusional thinking, and a cup full of jack fucking shit to wash all that garbage down.



That would make me quite concerned, if I were Pickles you redundant trash heap.

Huh. Interesting. Brah, you paint yourself into a corner Every Fucking Time.

¥¥ As follows ¥¥

 

[The Cuntess]

Huh. Interesting. Brah, you paint yourself into a corner Every Fucking Time.

¥¥ As follows ¥¥

Good morning love!

 

[Master Pu]

Impossible!

Even if I were, you'd push me out of the way anyways, anytime a new cock showed up.

Why's it impossible if you're a supposed wife? A heterosexual women so claimed?? With kids?
Doing your nails; posing dem feets on the dash; getting the windshield all fucked up with smudges. Us dudes HATE that!!
Right Pics?
Oh man do I hate that. I keep my mouth shut even tho I KNOW it's one of those little annoyances women love to poke with so annoying..
Anyway explain the impossibility of you not at least having SOME fondness of dick considering you are allegedly a woman?

On a side-note: is the TRF fantasy league still going on? For years Torch mentioned it on Twitter and suddenly this year he stopped.
I hate fantasy myself but he used to break balls about it constantly which I will miss if the league went defunct.

 

[Martini]

Find it quite odd ppl are obsessing over George from Pizza Hut yet there's an actual creeper in Rancid here who was creeping on a 15 year old little girl.

Not only that, but ol admin is actually defending him.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Rancid didn't know the girls age you tard. This might be a shock to a shut-in virgin like you, but some 15 yr olds look much older, particularly when they're dressed up and wearing makeup.

 

[Lily]

Why was that picture of a girl that young posted at all?

 

[Frood]

Rancid didn't know the girls age you tard. This might be a shock to a shut-in virgin like you, but some 15 yr olds look much older, particularly when they're dressed up and wearing makeup.

I look at hot women. Sometimes they turn out to be much younger than thought.

No harm, no foul. They're still fully physically developed women.... until they speak.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You know what? Open a forum and I'll sign up for it, Sabu.

 

[Frood]

Why is Fat Lily giving me a green gag face?

 

[Lily]

Why is Fat Lily giving me a green gag face?

Pervert. When I see young men, especially when they look younger than 30, they look like big sized children to me.

Never do they look hot.

I like men, not boys.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I look at hot women. Sometimes they turn out to be much younger than thought.

No harm, no foul. They're still fully physically developed women.... until they speak.

Yeah they develop earlier than boys, but remain a child mentally in a lot of instances.

 

[Master Pu]

I never had any interactions with this Pickles character, aka Martini's twin brother, but it does make sense that he's George from Pizza Hut...

George from Pizza Hut was way too invested in the Dove/Martini saga for an average onlooker and acted like he was the one who had been dumped.

Pickles ( Mr. Pickles to show some respect) was a classic poster but boogied after the tables got turned at TRF. I wasn't involved.
He hasn't posted under that moniker openly since not that I've seen. So like '15 or so. It was a loss for this game.
I got it a few years ago under good authority George from Pizza Hut was mainly Pickles. So I dropped the bomb trying to gage reaction.
I wasn't disappointed lulz
It's a good thing tho really. Material for us and keeps the moniker in play.
Makes the whole George from Pizza Hut thing infamous.

Here's a fact. Without Martini/George from Pizza Hut/Pickles sparking controversy every few months some of the best bits since 2010 which is my time would be completely forgotten. So they are a necessary component in my humble view.

 

[Master Pu]

Good morning love!

Hey babe! It is a good morning. Best time of year for here until it gets cold.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Pickles ( Mr. Pickles to show some respect) was a classic poster but boogied after the tables got turned at TRF. I wasn't involved.
He hasn't posted under that moniker openly since not that I've seen. So like '15 or so. It was a loss for this game.
I got it a few years ago under good authority George from Pizza Hut was mainly Pickles. So I dropped the bomb trying to gage reaction.
I wasn't disappointed lulz
It's a good thing tho really. Material for us and keeps the moniker in play.
Makes the whole George from Pizza Hut thing infamous.

I remember... didn't Martini have a melty and threaten you? LOL

 

[Frood]

Pervert. When I see young men, especially when they look younger than 30, they look like big sized children to me.

Never do they look hot.

I like men, not boys.

Men under 30 who dress, groom, and speak well are indiscernible from men over 30 who do the same, to an extent.

However, we don't bog on the makeup and dress up in the age dependent fashions of the day to try to capture attention like young and old females alike do.

Most men who see you would rather pick a boy.

 

[Master Pu]

Why was that picture of a girl that young posted at all?

Brent was an idiot. God rest

 

[Master Pu]

I remember... didn't Martini have a melty and threaten you? LOL

Yea but threaten is a loaded term. These guys got squat on me so I'm not concerned. They get their punches in from time to time believe me.

 

[Lily]

Men under 30 who dress, groom, and speak well are indiscernible from men over 30 who do the same, to an extent.

However, we don't bog on the makeup and dress up in the age dependent fashions of the day to try to capture attention like young and old females alike do.

Most men who see you would rather pick a boy.

Yeah, that's not something a gay pedophile would say at all.

Did you forget there are 4 billion other women on the planet, pervert?

 

[Frood]

Yeah, that's not something a gay pedophile would say at all.

Did you forget there are 4 billion other women on the planet, pervert?

So now I'm a gay pedo or straight pedo who looks at women who are hot and appear legal age or much more, yet turn out to not be? Which is it, you Rocket Burrito Scientist?

Just looking mind you....

If there were 4 billion women on this earth who looked like you, technically, it would be 12 billion normal parcels of attractive flesh boiled down in a larder to 4 billion and formed in Danny DeVito casts at Madame Tussauds.

 

[The Cuntess]

Hey babe! It is a good morning. Best time of year for here until it gets cold.

I’m looking forward to fall. Love that time of year.

 

[The Cuntess]

Brent was an idiot. God rest

He did some stupid stuff but he had a good heart. His obsession with Bonesaw is why i used to go after him.

 

[The Cuntess]

The pedo rule went out the door, I take it?

 

[Frood]

He did some stupid stuff but he had a good heart. His obsession with Bonesaw is why i used to go after him.

What the fuck.

I slammed on Bonesaw for years.

 

[The Cuntess]

What the fuck.

I slammed on Bonesaw for years.

Bonesaw is my BFF. Nobody puts him in the corner

 

[Frood]

Bonesaw is my BFF. Nobody puts him in the corner

I think that quote or something roughly similar was featured on a HBTC...

 

[The Cuntess]

I think that quote or something roughly similar was featured on a HBTC...

Dirty Dancing

 

[Frood]

Dirty Dancing

Could be... was there a Dirty Dancing issued Heathen Boner Trading Card and what # was it?

 

[Master Pu]

He did some stupid stuff but he had a good heart. His obsession with Bonesaw is why i used to go after him.

Good poster but he'd let his life filter into the board and then drop into a depressive state a little too much.

 

[Frood]

Good poster but he'd let his life filter into the board and then drop into a depressive state a little too much.

The start of the social media era.

Us old timers were like, "the fuck are you saying about your private life on a neutral place/s that will fuck you down the road in less neutral settings??"

I remember my brother getting into the military in the late 90's and when I searched his name/s, and email addresses, I called our mother and told her to tell him to take shit down asap.

He didn't. He was lucky. He got out 8-9 years ago anyway. Full pension and 2-3 extra disabilities for heightened payouts.

But those who came after he enrolled... it's a minefield.