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Swamp-Duck

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Love them all the same.

If you was a judge and could make up your own sentences, what would be the worst and to who ?
 

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everyone on death row is a pos so i would lock them all in big rooms and give them water & food enough for 1 man/day and watch them all kill each other for it

how old were u when u got your first bee sting?
 

TheHaze

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7 Years old- - - - -

Ride in a taxi or bus ?
 

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Taxi.

Bungee jump with a string of anal beads up your arse and clench to stop, or abseil down a cliff in front of other climbers with chronic diarrhoea?
 

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Rain or snow ?
 

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Snow if in winter, the more the better, and rain only if accompanied by a kickass thunder and lightning storm. Otherwise, rain is always a buzzkill.

A heatwave or an arctic cold snap?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Dog I suppose, at least I know what the contents are and no worms.

Amoeba up your nostril or guinea worm in your leg ?
 

Val Gina

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guinea worm in my leg

skinned alive with a potatoe peeler or a cheese grater
 

Val Gina

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cake, anal just constipates me

slurp a blue waffle or a cup of breast cheese
 

Scott

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Door #3 if possible.

Forced to eat the credit card scrapings off the sweaty balls of your tormenters or have a finger nail yanked out with pliers?
 

Val Gina

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gimme those sweaty balls anyday

alone and secure for life or partnered up and exhausted
 

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Alone and secure

Lick a very dirty and smelly asshole for 10 mins or be raped in the ass by a huge horse dick for 10 mins?
 

Val Gina

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lick the ass, you didnt say i had to swallow anything and horse dick will kill me...

fuck your mother or be fucked by your father
 

TheHaze

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I am rich and happy too and grew up poor and said I never want to be there again !

Fall from a(500 feet) high bridge into water or from a 20 story building onto cement ?
 

TheHaze

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