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Show us where in mankind's actual historical reference where Jesus existed???
And if you got your proof, then what?
Show us where in mankind's actual historical reference where Jesus existed???
Dat there Nurse Dovey fellow seems quite content in the knowledge dat he is contented when I try to sell him the baby Jesus' crotch sweat, from the actual crucifixion.... on e-bay, but seems unable to acknowledge why he never made sense of the faith he seems to have in himself, when discussing the faith he has in himself.
I managed to get a hold through a bloke I know who serves in the Swiss Guards, and whom I ironically met in Switzerland in 2011, a large portion of the actual Turin Shroud. I am selling segments of said for $399.99 on eBay in 1cm Squared novelty boxes.
Any evangelicals in the know in regard to their own absolute faith should PM me. Diss is a once a millennial offer, and runs out on 31st January, 2022.
For another $24.99 I can provide a framed certificate from Martin Luther's great, great, great, great (up to 500 years), great grandson on his Uncles Aunties side, also called Martin, who now lives in Cambuslang, and who assures me Martin Luther believed that the shroud was an artefact that he personally acknowledged as Jesus' death shroud. And in no way considered it an indulgence. Indeed in his Ninety Five theses, he specifically mentioned the Turin Shroud and it's 4P's marketing value.
You fucking fruit loop American zealots should contact me at your earliest convenience, I accept PP and most major credit cards.
I look forward to hearing from ye.
You too can own Jesus' death sweat.
so you plan to spend another bleak year wrapped up in your own fetid talent, obsessing about Dovey and "flaming" Jesus Christ?
yawn
As opposed to what, telling her she is a despicable piece of human garbage at FT Foxy...oh, wait, didn't you spend 10 years doing just dat?
Dat there Nurse Dovey fellow seems quite content in the knowledge dat he is contented when I try to sell him the baby Jesus' crotch sweat, from the actual crucifixion.... on e-bay, but seems unable to acknowledge why he never made sense of the faith he seems to have in himself, when discussing the faith he has in himself.
I managed to get a hold through a bloke I know who serves in the Swiss Guards, and whom I ironically met in Switzerland in 2011, a large portion of the actual Turin Shroud. I am selling segments of said for $399.99 on eBay in 1cm Squared novelty boxes.
Any evangelicals in the know in regard to their own absolute faith should PM me. Diss is a once a millennial offer, and runs out on 31st January, 2022.
For another $24.99 I can provide a framed certificate from Martin Luther's great, great, great, great (up to 500 years), great grandson on his Uncles Aunties side, also called Martin, who now lives in Cambuslang, and who assures me Martin Luther believed that the shroud was an artefact that he personally acknowledged as Jesus' death shroud. And in no way considered it an indulgence. Indeed in his Ninety Five theses, he specifically mentioned the Turin Shroud and it's 4P's marketing value.
You fucking fruit loop American zealots should contact me at your earliest convenience, I accept PP and most major credit cards.
I look forward to hearing from ye.
You too can own Jesus' death sweat.
so you plan to spend another bleak year wrapped up in your own fetid talent, obsessing about Dovey and "flaming" Jesus Christ?
yawn
As opposed to what, telling her she is a despicable piece of human garbage at FT Foxy...oh, wait, didn't you spend 10 years doing just dat?
nope
head to 4chan and write a deranged manifesto about how you are so talented yet everyone thinks you are a boring twat, you're a washed up hate spammer
How does dat feel Poxy?
How does dat feel Poxy?
no one even knows what the hell you are talking about anymore, you tweeking space cadet