This thread is not about Dovey!

[Biggie Smiles]

Look at monster licking my ankles again. The freak is obessed

Oh hi there, how's that self-administered sucking chest wound doing? They say a good field expedient is to seal the entry wound (both, if there's an exit wound too) with a sheet of Saran Wrap before you bandage it.

when you’re done licking my ankles please apply some hand santitizer will ya? I have no idea where your face pussy has been

Tia, monster

 

[Blandscape]

Look at monster licking my ankles again. The freak is obessed

Oh hi there, how's that self-administered sucking chest wound doing? They say a good field expedient is to seal the entry wound (both, if there's an exit wound too) with a sheet of Saran Wrap before you bandage it.

Why would I need to bandage whit I have already watched fucking bleed out?

 

[Blandscape]

I like watching others bleed out in black blood, it cements them in my own degree of self worth.

 

[Blandscape]

It doesn't matter how low I go, I can come in here and remind myself I am not Sandra, or Poxy.

 

[Blandscape]

Or da hypoxia that denies forum homeostasis.

 

[The Countess]

Regan keeps his foot on the worthless Jew’s neck. I love it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It isn’t hard to trigger a lib snowflake

They’re pussy by default

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So what’s blandsnowflake Jew melting about this time?

 

[Levon]

Look at monster licking my ankles again. The freak is obessed

Oh hi there, how's that self-administered sucking chest wound doing? They say a good field expedient is to seal the entry wound (both, if there's an exit wound too) with a sheet of Saran Wrap before you bandage it.

Why would I need to bandage whit I have already watched fucking bleed out?

I thought he might need something to occupy himself with while he waits for the final outcome.
So... he, not you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Monster is mad again.

Lol. Is my life still in danger?

 

[Lokmar]

WOW! Sure looks like a level 100 crazy alert in here! Someone re-boot the bland drive before it burns up! Thats a seriously damaged fukin unit!!!!!

 

[Aylana]

I want you to contribute at BF, you just seem unable to do it!

Do you daydream about Dovey rubbing soothing ointment on your chaffed pee pee?

Do you slap your ass and call yourself a bad boy when you ejaculate?

is the blandscape character modeled after a retarded pre schooler?

why do you suck even more than you did at Turd Rail?

is trolling on troll boards for years your only achievement in life?

 

[Aylana]

Write me a poem cuntknuckle.

Maybe go to your local McDonald's and tell them you just beat up some people on a troll board, and see if they give you a free happy meal. Maybe Ronald McDonald will be so impressed that he will make you some balloon animals and give you a paper crown.

cause you sure aint impressing anyone here with your autistic, retarded pre schooler act.

the really sad part is you were actually going to be the captain of your team in a match against KM's team.

what an embarrassment that would have been for you and the chumps on your team. You were fingering your asshole so hard that you farted out a diamond when you thought that match was going to happen and a good thing it didn't cause it saved everyone from seeing another blandscape mental breakdown

BTW, you can start posting your "good material" any day now, LOL.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Maybe go to your local McDonald's and tell them you just beat up some people on a troll board, and see if they give you a free happy meal. Maybe Ronald McDonald will be so impressed that he will make you some balloon animals and give you a paper crown.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Blandscape just got decapitated

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Triple post. Just for monster cause he’s been kinda big mad lately

 

[Blurt]

Or maybe you haz the Retort Spasms.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Or maybe you're just a boring fairy fuckwit who is trying to hard

 

[Blurt]

Sez the dwarf who thinks posting three retorts in a row will make him look taller.

Try harder.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Sez the fairy faggot who thinks wearing women's high heels makes him tall

Go fuck a meat grinder

 

[Lokmar]

Hey, is this still an Official Dovey Trophy Thread?

 

[Blandscape]

Write me a poem cuntknuckle.

Maybe go to your local McDonald's and tell them you just beat up some people on a troll board, and see if they give you a free happy meal. Maybe Ronald McDonald will be so impressed that he will make you some balloon animals and give you a paper crown.

cause you sure aint impressing anyone here with your autistic, retarded pre schooler act.

the really sad part is you were actually going to be the captain of your team in a match against KM's team.

what an embarrassment that would have been for you and the chumps on your team. You were fingering your asshole so hard that you farted out a diamond when you thought that match was going to happen and a good thing it didn't cause it saved everyone from seeing another blandscape mental breakdown

BTW, you can start posting your "good material" any day now, LOL.

Is dat a parody post of my previous in no way flaming but trolling parody posts??

 

[Blandscape]

I come here because it is obvious to me, if not everyone else in my made up peer group, that I never need to try harder.

Dat's whit makes this site special.

 

[Blandscape]

And by special I mean exactly the same as 2003-5+, wiffoot da talent, or the easy access to a porn hub.

 

[Blandscape]

I recall da days when ye could slap JooDug aboot fur shit and giggles, and could have a wank on the same visit.

And there was a porn site a clickbaited white panel vanned wet wipe away.

Halcyon days indeed!

 

[Blandscape]

Now let me be clear here, just so Poxy can understand. I don't give a fuck aboot you. I don't, nor ever have tailgated any of your posts. I respond when you always, always respond to me. On multiple sites, I can always rely on a one up for you, not a thumbs up, just your turned down hospital corners that inevitably result in you trying to be better than you are.

I write too much, I don't write enough, I shouldn't be writing at all. You use the same three perspectives to give you a one dimensional overview about what you have become fixated on.

I always liked dat about ye. Seriously. I can always rely on you never to put me on ignore, after troll....why wid ye?

 

[Dove]

Hey, is this still an Official Dovey Trophy Thread?

I have claimed it, so yes.

 

[Dove]

I recall da days when ye could slap JooDug aboot fur shit and giggles, and could have a wank on the same visit.

And there was a porn site a clickbaited white panel vanned wet wipe away.

Halcyon days indeed!

You used to stroke your dick reading Joo's posts?

 

[Lokmar]

Now let me be clear here, just so Poxy can understand. I don't give a fuck aboot you. I don't, nor ever have tailgated any of your posts. I respond when you always, always respond to me. On multiple sites, I can always rely on a one up for you, not a thumbs up, just your turned down hospital corners that inevitably result in you trying to be better than you are.

I write too much, I don't write enough, I shouldn't be writing at all. You use the same three perspectives to give you a one dimensional overview about what you have become fixated on.

I always liked dat about ye. Seriously. I can always rely on you never to put me on ignore, after troll....why wid ye?

Could you maybe condense some of your spam into fewer posts? Its diluting the Dovey.

 

[Blandscape]

I recall da days when ye could slap JooDug aboot fur shit and giggles, and could have a wank on the same visit.

And there was a porn site a clickbaited white panel vanned wet wipe away.

Halcyon days indeed!

You used to stroke your dick reading Joo's posts?

Didn't you?

I like when we can coalesce around your idioms of self worth.