Urgent, important and emergency information.

[AuntieGrilf]

Well back in the day when Momma left me, Dilf and our maladjusted brother Weasal Eggburt Gufflebug on the whore bus we all went to live with GandpappyPilf and GrandMommaPilf. One christmas dinner we was all happy eating, passing the Tomato sauce about and swopping pornhub stories Dilf just sat there gazing at his Barbie. This angered GrandpappyPilf who took poor dilf upstairs and raped him as punishment. This carried on for a few years until Grandpappy was arrested for trying to rape a fire hydrant and was committed to an asylum for the sexually insane. After that Weasal and Momma left to move into Chinatown and me and Dilf moved into a gay brothel in Germany.

Now the bad news, Grandpappy blamed Dilf and barbie for everything bad that happened to him and last night he escapeded and wented on the run. You are all advised to hide your barbies and lay low till he is recaptured.

Stay safe farmily.

@UncleDiLF @BrothaSwilf

 

[UncleDiLF]

I will contact DoctorDiLF for you being a FiLTH!!!!

Hope he can fix your SKULL!!!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

 

[BrothaSwilf]

Fuck the whole family I'm getting drunk