What is the biggest poop you have ever taken? Do you have pics? What was your immediate reaction?

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not my turd, not my story, but my sisters.

there was a time she was in school waiting for a stall to open. it was dead silent in the bathroom and then she just hears a loud fart and a plop. a few seconds later a girl comes out of a stall. it was the one that farted and made the plop. she went into the stall and saw a ginormous poop. the girl was 4’7 and was one of the popular girls. my sister pooped ontop of it but it didnt go down. she doesn’t have the picture of when she pooped on it too

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I had awfully bad stomach cramps. I was in town and made a dash for the toilet. When I got there there was a queue as they were being cleaned. Another bag stomach cramp made me mess myself in full view. I was wearing shorts and I had a huge amount of diaheroa going down my legs. I was still pooping, and eventually an off duty carer has a key for the the special disabled toilet. She cleaned me up and went and got me a pair of shorts from the seconds store. I was most grateful to her. I was 18 at the time and during the clean up I had a full on erection. She never commented!
 
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I can't remember the biggest dumb but I remember the strangest dump and that's the one I just took it looks like taco meat and no I've never my poop had never looked like that. it's been long and skinny long and fat , but this one looks like raisinets but I never taco meat
 
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I'll answer this since it's been on my top matches list for so damn long.

I was on the bus to school, listening to music, when it came.

It had no warning, whatsoever. It just came.

I tried my best to hold it in, but it kept coming in waves. The feeling got worse and beads of perspiration rolled down my neck.

Good news: I was almost reaching my stop.

Bad news: The nearest restroom was about 100m away.

The moment I reached my stop, I desperately brisk walked (fear of defecating midway my run) to the nearest water closet. It felt like a walkathon.

That was when I fell.

That's right, I fell. I was sprawled on the ground, ready to explode at any moment. (But I didn't)

I didn't care if I was late for class or got laughed at for tripping, I REALLY needed to get to that toilet.

I picked myself up as if I was in some final boss scene in a movie and sprinted to the cubicle.

It came out like mini nukes.

My eyes rolled back, toes curled up, fists clenched, muscles contracted and knees touched.

When my senses came back to me, I could type this answer out calmly while I sat on the toilet bowl.