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Wondering why D TrumpF is whining ALL OVER the airwaves .. you're gonna lose cocksuck get used to it :LMAO3: :LMAO3:
 

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Headed for the Fiddle Jam! Time for beer and good music :Cheers:
 

CaseyK

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Taking my "big girl" panties off for SSS. It appears he can't handle the heat when I'm wearing them....
 

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Watching Predator and about to order some Chinese food.
 

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Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN
You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)
Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.
Yes you have much anger so you could be a fat tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)
So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....
You most certainly are not gonna play with me
Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.
I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy fat ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?
WHAT THE FUCK?? You done typing?
 

CaseyK

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Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN
You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)
Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.
Yes you have much anger so you could be a fat tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)
So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....
You most certainly are not gonna play with me
Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.
I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy fat ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?
WHAT THE FUCK?? You done typing?

My apologies. Would you like me to start again???
 

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No .. I may need my eyes re-balled if I see that many wordZ again
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN
You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)
Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.
Yes you have much anger so you could be a fat tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)
So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....
You most certainly are not gonna play with me
Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.
I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.
I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?
Arkansas lol
 

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Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN
You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)
Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.
Yes you have much anger so you could be a fat tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)
So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....
You most certainly are not gonna play with me
Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.
I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.
I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?
Arkansas lol
Right on! I hear its mostly white folk there, that y'all havent had much BLM shit going on.
 

CaseyK

Entertain me you boring fucks.....
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Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN
You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)
Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.
Yes you have much anger so you could be a fat tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)
So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....
You most certainly are not gonna play with me
Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.
I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.
I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?
Arkansas lol
Right on! I hear its mostly white folk there, that y'all havent had much BLM shit going on.

They painted a damn Black Lives Matter mural downtown in front of the City Hall. Thinking about driving over it with a can of black paint fixed to my car and letting it leak all over that shit. I should put a big X over the word "black" and write "all" on it.....I got so pissed off I emailed the governor numerous times about it.
 

Matt Smith

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Need to shower and dress, not feeling very enthusiastic today..
 

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Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN
You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)
Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.
Yes you have much anger so you could be a fat tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?
Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)
So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....
You most certainly are not gonna play with me
Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.
I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.
I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?
Arkansas lol
Right on! I hear its mostly white folk there, that y'all havent had much BLM shit going on.

They painted a damn Black Lives Matter mural downtown in front of the City Hall. Thinking about driving over it with a can of black paint fixed to my car and letting it leak all over that shit. I should put a big X over the word "black" and write "all" on it.....I got so pissed off I emailed the governor numerous times about it.
#alllivesmatter would have been more fruitful and unbiased .. would have caused less drama ..
 

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Just let the cat out. Looks like he cornered a lizard.