What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?
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Jizz has endorphins. That’s why hoes are happy lol
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I need more plants for the house, but I’m gonna wait until I’m done with the remodel.
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Wondering what Murdock is remodeling?
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inheritance that is grandfathered in on tax lol
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Um, I dont want your pink taco, I want the ones you made!!! lol
Good guys can make one feel good too. I consider myself one of the good ones. My sexual prowess is hailed as awesome as fuck lol. Once they get a taste, they cant leave. Im a Scorpio too lol.
Im like goofy ass Clark Kent in the streets, Superman in the sheets lol.
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those tacos were delish too lol
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Tacos are my favorite.
There could be a taco trail leading into Mordor, and I wouldnt give a fuck about Sauron as I eat them all up lol.
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Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
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It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
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It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
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It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
if she hasn’t chewed off a limb to escape your trap by now… I seriously doubt it lol
It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
if she hasn’t chewed off a limb to escape your trap by now… I seriously doubt it lol
A small rodent could gnaw through a limb of yours without standing on their toes.... you most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! squatty slob....
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It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
if she hasn’t chewed off a limb to escape your trap by now… I seriously doubt it lol
A small rodent could gnaw through a limb of yours without standing on their toes.... you most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! squatty slob....
I’m not attracted to Auschwitz survivors…. I prefer beefy men with tree trunks for arms, sweaty palms.
It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
if she hasn’t chewed off a limb to escape your trap by now… I seriously doubt it lol
A small rodent could gnaw through a limb of yours without standing on their toes.... you most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! squatty slob....
I’m not attracted to Auschwitz survivors…. I prefer beefy men with tree trunks for arms, sweaty palms.
Your uncles must feel blessed...
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It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
if she hasn’t chewed off a limb to escape your trap by now… I seriously doubt it lol
A small rodent could gnaw through a limb of yours without standing on their toes.... you most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! squatty slob....
I’m not attracted to Auschwitz survivors…. I prefer beefy men with tree trunks for arms, sweaty palms.
Your uncles must feel blesses...
that red card matched your bleeding puss
It was more the agro earlier than the innocent bantz =)
Im thinking of tacos, thats what Im doing!!!!
don’t mind Harry… he’s just mad that he bought his wife a mega burrito with the hopes of getting some and she just doesn’t put the sloppy spit shine on it like she used to. My energy exudes goddess sex appeal and I’ve been dodging his advances since 2018 bwa
She's a lady...
...you're not.
if she hasn’t chewed off a limb to escape your trap by now… I seriously doubt it lol
A small rodent could gnaw through a limb of yours without standing on their toes.... you most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! squatty slob....
I’m not attracted to Auschwitz survivors…. I prefer beefy men with tree trunks for arms, sweaty palms.
Your uncles must feel blesses...
that red card matched your bleeding puss
Ok, ceramic squatty potty figurine...
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I'm gonna start moving shit, take it elsewhere please...
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perhaps a formal warning in the form of a 24 hour ban is in order for the culprit for each offense… just a thought xoxo
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Nobody is getting banned for arguments I'm just asking for people to try and keep things civil, there's a whole sub dedicated to "no you"...
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then I suggest wishing in one hand and shitting in the other to see which one fills up first with this one….
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We'll see...
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Just got back from taking Squish on a bike ride with her new big girl bike that finally got here today ♡
Never mind the creepy doll in the doll seat. It's been through a lot lol. But how cool is the doll seat?!
Never mind the creepy doll in the doll seat. It's been through a lot lol. But how cool is the doll seat?!
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Dealing with a very upset 11 year old. His mother had promised him Chic-Fil-A yet when she got there she saw a massive line so she decided to instead go to In 'N Out Burger. He has been belly aching ever since about how mommy didn't get him the fast food he wanted.
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When you want Chic Fil A......you want Chic Fil A lol
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The really hilarious thing is he is super specific about how he wants a Chic-Fil-A deluxe chicken burger yet he, ALWAYS, takes the lettuce, tomato, and onions off. A Chic-Fil-A regular is exactly what her eats without the lettuce, tomato, or onions. So WTF?
Even at In 'N Out he always wants a double double combo but takes off the lettuce, tomato, and onion. Hencouldnhave just gotten a double cheese burger and saved me $0.75.
Even at In 'N Out he always wants a double double combo but takes off the lettuce, tomato, and onion. Hencouldnhave just gotten a double cheese burger and saved me $0.75.
