Trying to decide if I should answer the door nekkid or allow him to peel the lingerie off.
When the kiddos are away… the adults will play ;p
Man, what a lucky Pizza guy.
I’m DEaD
Lol, what, I had many ladies answer the door in the nude or lingerie, or a towel when I delivered lol.
I'll never forget the time, this girl answered in a towel, she turned back to her bf, said "how much should I tip him?" he said "oh I dont know", and she said "how about this..." and dropped her towel hahaha. Shoulda seen how fast his ass jumped up off the couch saying "no no non no!!!!" and shut the door hahahaha.
Yeah I’ve had chicks like that, they like to fuck a lot, and don’t mind stirring the porridge either. Thank fuck I’m level-headed and steady these dayz!
I'll never forget the time, my friend was running late. He had a "special delivery", aka a customer asked him to deliver. Well, its nearly been 2 hours, and my manager says "you deliver it". So I get there, door is open, you can see through the screen door, lights are on inside. I knock, and I hear someone say something in the room off to the side, and lights are off for that window. So I knock again, and I hear "come on in". As a rule, we aint suppose to, and it didnt feel right, and Im glad I trusted my instinct. So I knock again, and say "Papa Johns!", and again I hear "come on in!". So I knock AGAIN lol, and say "Papa Johns!" lol. All of a sudden, this gal, that had to be 350-400lbs, folds and all, comes around the corner saying "I SAID come on in......... YOU'RE NOT KEN!!!!" hahaha, and grabs a towel to cover herself, but it looked as small as a wash cloth compared to her body lol. Oak is skinny compared to this chick, just saying lol. I told her, "sorry, manager said it been 2 hours and to deliver it" and she said "I dont care, I woulda waited all night long on Ken" lolol.
Long ago, I called in to the DJ on the radio, requesting a song, and he asked my craziest story at the time, and I told him that one, and he recorded it and aired it hahahahahahaa.
