What's the last thing you purchased?

[ESAD TIA]

Until the White Horse Cafe came on over her rudimentary cable connection and she had a couple of sneaky beers years after my grandpa died.... then she'd start woot wooting about the tight buns of the cowboys dancing, and I was like "no grandma... that's gross. But those young women with tiny spinning skirts are hot as hell"...

Then she would wax lyrical about how she needed to find a nice widow doctor with tight buns, and I was like, "grandma, you meet a nice fellow, widow or not, young or old, who cares about you, I'm all onboard".... then she would sob and laugh and sob and laugh... then we'd we laugh at that....and then she would say that my grandpa was the only man she ever loved.... but she wasn't dead... and old women still can be horny... and we'd laugh more.

Ahh id have had a beer with her she sound fun and kind, but i would have kept my buns to the wall, prison rules.

 

[Frood]

Ahh id have had a beer with her she sound fun and kind, but i would have kept my buns to the wall, prison rules.

You might have a point.... being frugal and depression era, one Christmas in the later 80's she bought all 31 of her grandkids matching Santa boxer shorts that would have cost maybe 50 cents apiece, then padded out of the gifts with 2 bucks (at the time) of chocolates, all wrapped up. The boxers were harsh white textured linen with little Santa's... probably from China because they hate us round eyes unless they get an opportunity to make a beautiful child with us.

My grandma had a weird sense of humour....

 

[ESAD TIA]

You might have a point.... being frugal and depression era, one Christmas in the later 80's she bought all 31 of her grandkids matching Santa boxer shorts that would have cost maybe 50 cents apiece, then padded out of the gifts with 2 bucks (at the time) of chocolates, all wrapped up. The boxers were harsh white textured linen with little Santa's... probably from China because they hate us round eyes unless they get an opportunity to make a beautiful child with us.

My grandma had a weird sense of humour....

I like her shes got she obviously lived through a lot and it didn't break her or dull her sense of humour she had moxy and you cant buy that.

 

[The Prowler]

Ahh id have had a beer with her she sound fun and kind, but i would have kept my buns to the wall, prison rules.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Precisely.

 

[Frood]

Earth is our prison.... in each cycle we relive it.

 

[Seamajor]

A clam ring, and a clam rake. First low tide of the season is tomorrow

 

[Reggie_Essent]

A clam ring, and a clam rake. First low tide of the season is tomorrow

Didn't you have to pay the rug cleaning guys to steam out the cat piss and shit from your new $17k rug?