What's the last thing you purchased?

[The Prowler]

Good lord. You are too lazy to make your own coffee. So sad.

Yeah, I am pretty lazy when it comes to menial labour.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Yeah, I am pretty lazy when it comes to menial labour.

You a pathetic.

 

[Dove]

I got a great deal on a coffee machine

I just ordered Mushroom coffee for the first time. Ive been reading about the benefits for about a year and now im giving it a try. I went ahead and ordered the "ritual set" of that Ryze brand.

I also ordered some beef organ supplements, some Goda body oil (dying to try it) and flea/tick medication for the cats and the dog. I have to get heart worm prevention meds for them tomorrow.

I relax on this during the winter but we are entering spring and Prudey is VERY allergic to flea bites. She goes bald and gets scabs and its horrible. I have to be on top of it with fleas.

 

[The Prowler]

You a pathetic.

I will leave the menial labout to people like you.

Just follow the instructions and you should be just fine.

 

[The Prowler]

I just ordered Mushroom coffee for the first time. Ive been reading about the benefits for about a year and now im giving it a try. I went ahead and ordered the "ritual set" of that Ryze brand.

I also ordered some beef organ supplements, some Goda body oil (dying to try it) and flea/tick medication for the cats and the dog. I have to get heart worm prevention meds for them tomorrow.

I relax on this during the winter but we are entering spring and Prudey is VERY allergic to flea bites. She goes bald and gets scabs and its horrible. I have to be on top of it with fleas.

I have not seen fleas in a long time....but ticks are fairly common around here.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Bought some cheap lights for my bike, Would fit in an envelope but Amazon says deliver by 27April. Or special delivery £25 when they cost £3! Fucking cunts.

Will buy a pair in bike shop for £5 on my way past Friday.

 

[Dove]

I have not seen fleas in a long time....but ticks are fairly common around here.

I went to war with fleas at the end of last summer. I never dealt with fleas like this before and I've always had animals.

Im not taking any risks this year lol.

We get ticks around here too but we have a terminex guy who comes and sprays twice a year and we have a few possums who love our garage and I welcome them. We gave a bed out there for them and water we leave scraps out for them.

They eat all the ticks and undesirables out there so I love them lol.

 

[Dove]

Good lord. You are too lazy to make your own coffee. So sad.

Really dude? Is he also supposed to grow it and harvest it and dry it out and grind it himself?

Dont most people have some sort of coffee maker?

 

[The Prowler]

Really dude? Is he also supposed to grow it and harvest it and dry it out and grind it himself?

Dont most people have some sort of coffee maker?

He is just upset because he tried to flame me (in another thread) and it kinda blew up in his face.

So he has been following me around hoping to get revenge. Grrrrrr!!!!!

Hahaha!!!

 

[Dove]

He is just upset because he tried to flame me (in another thread) and it kinda blew up in his face.

So he has been following me around hoping to get revenge. Grrrrrr!!!!!

Hahaha!!!

Shouldn't you be flying to Columbia right now to grow your own damn coffee?

You lazy fuck lmao

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Petrol.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Really dude? Is he also supposed to grow it and harvest it and dry it out and grind it himself?

Dont most people have some sort of coffee maker?

Who needs an electric with settings and pods etc. LoLz - for poosies

This is what I have.

 

[Alticus]

Pot and a Mars bar.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Shouldn't you be flying to Columbia right now to grow your own damn coffee?

You lazy fuck

I'm not familiar with trailer park culture so I don't know how it is where you live, but
. everywhere I've been, north, south, east, west, the term "make" with respect to coffee means to prepare for drinking, rather than actually growing the beans.
.Oh, I know, you were trying very hard to be amusing, and no doubt some small minds thought so.
What I find amusing is that a fellow that imagines himself a rough and tumble sort needs pussy items like an auto-trans entry level sports car, a pussy trailer for glamping, and an electric coffee maker to "make" coffee and build up his fragile ego.
Yes, they are called coffee "makers" in spite of the fact they do not grow the beans.
Honestly, you being a streetsie sort of gal, I'd bet of you to take 2 of 3 falls from a pansy like Prowler.
Pancer would be a better handle for that "guy".

 

[The Prowler]

build up his fragile ego.

Did you catch that, @Dove ?

This guy thinks that buying a coffee machine somehow would build up my ego.

That is so fuckin' weird.


Hey Lotta Snoring, the coffee machine is not even for me. It is a gift.

 

[Dove]

Who needs an electric with settings and pods etc. LoLz - for poosies

This is what I have.

And? I have a stove top percolator and a pour over system.

Prowlers fancy ass machine looks like vastly more work to me. Imagine cleaning it? And i think i saw a time travel setting.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And? I have a stove top percolator and a pour over system.

Prowlers fancy ass machine looks like vastly more work to me. Imagine cleaning it? And i think i saw a time travel setting.

I have an old drip coffeepot that was my mom's.

I have a Mr Coffee machine, but I use that old thing sometimes. Makes a great cuppa.

 

[Dove]

I'm not familiar with trailer park culture so I don't know how it is where you live, but
. everywhere I've been, north, south, east, west, the term "make" with respect to coffee means to prepare for drinking, rather than actually growing the beans.
.Oh, I know, you were trying very hard to be amusing, and no doubt some small minds thought so.
What I find amusing is that a fellow that imagines himself a rough and tumble sort needs pussy items like an auto-trans entry level sports car, a pussy trailer for glamping, and an electric coffee maker to "make" coffee and build up his fragile ego.
Yes, they are called coffee "makers" in spite of the fact they do not grow the beans.
Honestly, you being a streetsie sort of gal, I'd bet of you to take 2 of 3 falls from a pansy like Prowler.
Pancer would be a better handle for that "guy".

See, here is the thing. Im adorable.

So when I live in a trailer in a rural camp ground its by CHOICE.

My dream was I wanted to get an RV, make it mine, and live in that shit. But now, and for the past 3 years, I live in the suburbs. And I JUST got to where I can say that and NOT cringe.

Not just any suburbs. The suburbs i grew up in.

I now paint outside trim. Im working on a lazy garden. I redo old furniture. And I know my neighbors by name and I discuss lawn care with the guy. His name is Steve. We had a 25 minute conversation with him when we got the new car that ended in cigars being exchanged.

So im puzzled about this "trailer" fixation some of you seem to have with me. Have you met any of the kinds of people you are imagining i am?

They wouldnt even be on a forum, my dude. They probably wouldnt even know what a forum is. They are all on a "community page" for their trailer park on socail media fighting over whose kids messed up whose property. Someone is having a public tantrum right now because their untrained and aggressive pit bull was reported for the 8th time. Then the neighborhood drunk names Penny robbed someone elderly mother. And the drug addict couple with CPS involved and how the addict husband has also been banging Penny. I call it all trailer park theater.

They wouldnt be on a FORUM talking about politics, or coffee makers.

Me? I live in a house in a great area with a man who wont go anywhere south of 16 miles because thats where the poors are.

Would you like me to type the way they talk so I can give you a more authentic experience here? I've spent about 4 years of my life in a trailer "park". I can give it my best shot.

 

[Dove]

I have an old drip coffeepot that was my mom's.

I have a Mr Coffee machine, but I use that old thing sometimes. Makes a great cuppa.

Sometimes i cheat and get instant coffee. But its organic. Not that shit ass folders or Tasters Choice shit.

I mostly use instant for baking when im doing a coffee flavored cake but sometimes I go for that lol..

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sometimes i cheat and get instant coffee. But its organic. Not that shit ass folders or Tasters Choice shit.

I mostly use instant for baking when im doing a coffee flavored cake but sometimes I go for that lol..

Instant coffee! Blech! I have to buy beans to grind. I don't even buy it pre-ground. I guess that makes me kind of a coffee snob, but I needs me my morning joe done right.

I blame coffee people like Rancid.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

See, here is the thing. Im adorable.

Now, try to remember back to what I said about your posts - I only read to the point of the first silly, obviously false statement. So I quoted above where I stopped.

You are not adorable. Not in the least.
In order to have a remove chance of being adorable you would have to observe silence and maybe cultivate some cute manerisms. You see, once you start talking/typing you become tedious fast. There is nothing adorable about stupidity, Duhv...
...and you are stupid which is why you are known as Duhv.

Even on appearance, what do you imaging about you? You are about average (okay, maybe a 5.2 if 5.0 is avg). You aren't ugly enough to get noticed and your are a long way from good looking enough to be noticed. Seriously you'd get lost in a crown quickly in any town I've lived in or frequented. You couldn't hold a candle to the women I've had relationships with or married, or casually dated.
. No - you are a long ass way from adorable.
Now had you left that obviously false and ridiculous statement to the end of your post who knows how far along I might have read. We'll never know.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Now, try to remember back to what I said about your posts - I only read to the point of the first silly, obviously false statement. So I quoted above where I stopped.

You are not adorable. Not in the least.
In order to have a remove chance of being adorable you would have to observe silence and maybe cultivate some cute manerisms. You see, once you start talking/typing you become tedious fast. There is nothing adorable about stupidity, Duhv...
...and you are stupid which is why you are known as Duhv.

Even on appearance, what do you imaging about you? You are about average (okay, maybe a 5.2 if 5.0 is avg). You aren't ugly enough to get noticed and your are a long way from good looking enough to be noticed. Seriously you'd get lost in a crown quickly in any town I've lived in or frequented. You couldn't hold a candle to the women I've had relationships with or married, or casually dated.
. No - you are a long ass way from adorable.
Now had you left that obviously false and ridiculous statement to the end of your post who knows how far along I might have read. We'll never know.

My take away from this post:
How much were you dropping on high end hookers?

 

[Lotte Skoring]

And? I have a stove top percolator and a pour over system.

Prowlers fancy ass machine looks like vastly more work to me. Imagine cleaning it? And i think i saw a time travel setting.

Now you see. Short and to the point....REC!

 

[Dove]

Instant coffee! Blech! I have to buy beans to grind. I don't even buy it pre-ground. I guess that makes me kind of a coffee snob, but I needs me my morning joe done right.

I blame coffee people like Rancid.

I have the expensive organic shit lol. True its not freshly ground coffee.....but on mornings when I dont feel like fucking around with ANYTHING....it works lol.

 

[Dove]

Now, try to remember back to what I said about your posts - I only read to the point of the first silly, obviously false statement. So I quoted above where I stopped.

You are not adorable. Not in the least.
In order to have a remove chance of being adorable you would have to observe silence and maybe cultivate some cute manerisms. You see, once you start talking/typing you become tedious fast. There is nothing adorable about stupidity, Duhv...
...and you are stupid which is why you are known as Duhv.

Even on appearance, what do you imaging about you? You are about average (okay, maybe a 5.2 if 5.0 is avg). You aren't ugly enough to get noticed and your are a long way from good looking enough to be noticed. Seriously you'd get lost in a crown quickly in any town I've lived in or frequented. You couldn't hold a candle to the women I've had relationships with or married, or casually dated.
. No - you are a long ass way from adorable.
Now had you left that obviously false and ridiculous statement to the end of your post who knows how far along I might have read. We'll never know.

Bahaha Oh Holly.

Better men say otherwise. I will always more options than you. And slightly more than the average women.

But write another long post about it, perhaps you'll start believing it ;)

 

[Dove]

My take away from this post:
How much were you dropping on high end hookers?

That was a long winded, Boomer version of when that guy who has been having a conversation by himself in your DMs for 3 plus years finally flips out and says "FINE! You arent even that hot anyway! I get hotter women than you every weekend! Whore!"

Lmao.