Whit I realise about KM now....

[Blandscape]

KM is worth reading on any site...are you?

 

[cw_]

The langoliers exist in the passing moments.

 

[Blandscape]

I oft wonder if Sublime was murdered in Yemen?

 

[Blandscape]

The langoliers exist in the passing moments.

And King references just don't cut it.

 

[Aylana]

Send me in Poppy Proxy, you are just an appetiser fur me.

You can stop responding to me whenever you want, dear heart...it's not like we traded vials of our own blood and are wearing them as necklaces in public...

You may claim to be entertaining, but you're really not. Your post style is a variation on candle poetry, which I enjoy, but it only works well if each line emphasizes each word so that the reader feels the emotion, but you just spit out a few words that form a fractured ladder of nonsense and contradictions. You appear to be fighting just to stay lucid and coherent with each succeeding post, and you are losing the battle.

 

[Blandscape]

CW, I fink you were the most disappointing cunt I have ever encountered on any board. I want you to know dat.

 

[Blandscape]

You can stop responding to me whenever you want, dear heart...it's not like we traded vials of our own blood and are wearing them as necklaces in public...

You may claim to be entertaining, but you're really not. Your post style is a variation on candle poetry, which I enjoy, but it only works well if each line emphasizes each word so that the reader feels the emotion, but you just spit out a few words that form a fractured ladder of nonsense and contradictions. You appear to be fighting just to stay lucid and coherent with each succeeding post, and you are losing the battle.

I never claimed any of dat, but apparently I am entertaining enough to have you post to me 216 times in my inbox with no response.

 

[Garraty_47]

I hate no-one. I fink you actually dislike you Vit. For not being more.

I like me just fine.
I'm comfortable in my own skin and tranquil in my own head.

I would change nothing.

...although it might be nice to see what being tall is like, just for a day.
Call it curiosity rather than envy and I won't call you a liar.

 

[Blandscape]

I am excluding the twice I responded. So actually 218 times.

 

[Blandscape]

I like me just fine.
I'm comfortable in my own skin and tranquil in my own head.

I would change nothing.

...although it might be nice to see what being tall is like, just for a day.
Call it curiosity rather than envy and I won't call you a liar.

Oh fur fs, don't be suggesting I don't like you or respect yer ability. Nothing could be further from the truth. Take it out on CW, she was the one that marginalized ye.

 

[Blandscape]

I am making a simple point about KM. He is a brilliant poster. It's not a debate.

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh fur fs, don't be suggesting I don't like you or respect yer ability. Nothing could be further from the truth. Take it out on CW, she was the one that marginalized ye.

I did no such thing.

I merely tried to make it clear that I don't *want to be* tall, I just wouldn't mind seeing the world from that perspective for a day. I enjoy different perspectives. Seeing a thing from multiple angles is the closest we can get to true objectivity.

 

[Blandscape]

We shid want more MITM casts.

 

[Blandscape]

I did no such thing.

I merely tried to make it clear that I don't *want to be* tall, I just wouldn't mind seeing the world from that perspective for a day. I enjoy different perspectives. Seeing a thing from multiple angles is the closest we can get to true objectivity.

I agree, until you realise you are in a feudal environment.

Either step up or mine mud Vitriol.

Why even bother, if all ye can be bothered doing is looking righteous in the love of failure.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Garraty_47]

I agree, until you realise you are in a feudal environment.

Either step up or mine mud Vitriol.

Why even bother, if all ye can be bothered doing is looking righteous in the love of failure.

Cooperation, not competition, is what allowed a particular species of mostly hairless ape to leave the trees and eventually have funny cat videos on tap via fiber optic cables.

Any who literally want to rule are 1) fucking idiots and 2) ill-equipped to do so, by definition.

I spit on crowns and scoff at fancy job titles.
As should we all.

 

[Aylana]

I am excluding the twice I responded. So actually 218 times.

I remember the PMs because I wrote a few...

The person below was responsible for 75% of them...


That you remember our time in your room is so sweet.

Well, whatever. It's not like you stopped making fun of me.

You're too much of a narcissist to do that, aren't you?

Ahaha!

I just used to really like saying that for some reason

Ahaha!

I couldn't help but say it again.

You know I've been imagining all the romantic things we could do if we went on a date.

We could get lunch, go to a cafe, go shopping together.

I love shopping for skirts and bows, or maybe a bookstore! That would be appropriate, right?

But I'd really love to go to a chocolate store, they have so many free samples. Ahaha!

And of course, we'd see a movie or something.

 

[Aylana]

I won't bother explaining what was going on in PM's except to say that there was an appropriate response to whatever nonsense you sent back, making the whole thing a delightful game in which you came across as quite disturbed and unhinged. That you sounded heavily medicated even in PM's said a lot...

The fact that you never sounded like a rational adult and couldn't get out of flamers mode told me everything I needed to know...you're not in the same league as the people I used to spar with and never will be.

It also implies that you have not matured and are forever stuck in some form of troll board psychosis, which may explain why so many people find you boring and repetitive.

 

[Breakfall]

Well we all take head where we can get Jism.

Feck you marshmallow mouth!

 

[Lily]

From the titillating moron that gave him and Cunty a panel!

It's like taking advice from Flea.

That was gross and so common.

 

[Master Pu]

Behold, the quintessential KM metaphor:

Decent pressie. @EmperorDiLF ?

 

[Dove]

You can stop responding to me whenever you want, dear heart...it's not like we traded vials of our own blood and are wearing them as necklaces in public...

So you weren't part of that flamer circle where they all got togther and shared their deepest fears, PI, and traded body fluids?

Plynn was.

 

[Blandscape]

I remember the PMs because I wrote a few...

You do know you wrote them all, all 216 of them.

Please tell us all you at least understand that?

Posting to you now Proxy is like asking a Cunt Wangler if he enjoy's being made a cunt of, or sitting Flea in front of a concert Piano and asking her for her interpretation of Rachmaninov's symphony no 2, using five Twix bars and her own forehead.

It's not that you are unwelcome, in your need bordering on a absolute desire to communicate with me, it's just that you get so very demanding when your blood sugar drops, and your personal carer doesn't apply your eye drops . We all know how hazy your vision has gotten lately.

Feel free to stop by and entertain me. I enjoy never reading what you write when you PM me.

 

[Lily]

You do know you wrote them all, all 216 of them.

Please tell us all you at least understand that?

Posting to you now Proxy is like asking a Cunt Wangler if he enjoy's being made a cunt of, or sitting Flea in front of a concert Piano and asking her for her interpretation of Rachmaninov's symphony no 2, using five Twix bars and her own forehead.

It's not that you are unwelcome, in your need bordering on a absolute desire to communicate with me, it's just that you get so very demanding when your blood sugar drops, and your personal carer doesn't apply your eye drops . We all know how hazy your vision has gotten lately.

Feel free to stop by and entertain me. I enjoy never reading what you write when you PM me.

I'll keep to myself which part of that made me chuckle out loud. However, know that it did cause some laughs.

 

[Master]

Bland, I’m 100% officially done posting on these forums outside of linking the podcast.

This place is in good enough condition that it doesn’t need me. You guys need to start making better content and being Trail Blazers instead of trailing yours truly. I’m one of the GOATS of this community and on the short list of best flamers ever.

If I do post, it sure as shit won’t be in meltdown with the rest of the rabble.

Take care, Cam

 

[Blandscape]

I spit on crowns and scoff at fancy job titles.
As should we all.

But you don't do you, and that be the whole point, your plan fir survival seems to revolve around and be resolved to be, as impressible and magnolia as possible.

You don't so much rage against the machine and what you hate, but quietly accept it like a Canadian saying thank you after he has been gang-banged and bukkaked by a pack of outlawed bi-curious porn stars, making their escape across state lines in a V8 Ford Fordor Sedan.

 

[Blandscape]

Bland, I’m 100% officially done posting on these forums outside of linking the podcast.

This place is in good enough condition that it doesn’t need me. You guys need to start making better content and being Trail Blazers instead of trailing yours truly. I’m one of the GOATS of this community and on the short list of best flamers ever.

If I do post, it sure as shit won’t be in meltdown with the rest of the rabble.

Take care, Cam

Of course it needs you. This is no time sir to start being less than your confident self.

I love it when you shock your own ability to be self aware. You are indeed one of the best I have ever read, or ever heard. That is indeed just a fact.

It is also a fact that that talent is sorely missed when it leaves a forum.

I don't need to always agree with you, I just need to agree with you, and me, on that.

 

[Aylana]

You do know you wrote them all, all 216 of them.

Please tell us all you at least understand that?

Posting to you now Proxy is like asking a Cunt Wangler if he enjoy's being made a cunt of, or sitting Flea in front of a concert Piano and asking her for her interpretation of Rachmaninov's symphony no 2, using five Twix bars and her own forehead.

It's not that you are unwelcome, in your need bordering on a absolute desire to communicate with me, it's just that you get so very demanding when your blood sugar drops, and your personal carer doesn't apply your eye drops . We all know how hazy your vision has gotten lately.

Feel free to stop by and entertain me. I enjoy never reading what you write when you PM me.

Is it true that you're this stupid, or is it part of your forum persona?

But you're a flamer...so that answers my question.

So, Scotty, who are you besides a really bad flamer because your pompous act is getting old? You're about the third idiot in here who just pulls shit out of his ass and expects me to review it...no thanks.

 

[Blandscape]

Is it true that you're this stupid, or is it part of your forum persona?

But you're a flamer...so that answers my question.

So, Scotty, who are you besides a really bad flamer because your pompous act is getting old? You're about the third idiot in here who just pulls shit out of his ass and expects me to review it...no thanks.

If I am acting Proxy, why bother mailing me 216 times...just outa Bland curiosity?

 

[Lily]

So, uhm, who broke off the engagement? Did Aylana throw the ring back in your face, Blandy?