Whit I realise about KM now....

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Now KM, you see why we stil need you here, there is irrelevance claiming relevance that still needs to be swept up.

I have a handle on the broom, but you are the broom.
 

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If I am acting Proxy, why bother mailing me 216 times...just outa Bland curiosity?

It's called internet performance art, and if you knew who I was, you'd understand how it works. If you could count, you'd realize there weren't 216 pms. If you knew how to use Google, you could have figured out who was the team behind those writings.

For two weeks, you were a fantastic dancer...puppet.
 
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It's called internet performance art, and if you knew who I was, you'd understand how it works. If you could count, you'd realize there weren't 216 pms. If you knew how to use Google, you could have figured out who was the team behind those writings.

For two weeks, you were a fantastic dancer...puppet.


Oh really, so when you flood a board and an inbox, that is performance ahum installation art. When I merely respond to your art, you claim foul as if I would ever attempt to cancel your multiple personality disorder. I welcome it.

It reminds me that there are 10 other people out there still willing to tailgate every word I say.
 
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PS, I know there isn't really ten people, but you seem to be blissfully unaware, so kudos.
 
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Don't quite understand the puppet reference either Proxy, if you post to me in my mail, 216 times, and I respond twice, exactly how does that make me da puppet bonnie laddie?
 
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I went to The Louvre twice in my life to see the art that I had only seen as pictures in books. All classed by period and the artistic fashion of the time that makes us all subservient to it, in terms of said artistic ability and scope.

I remember thinking as a young man when I observed Jacques Louis David's Oath of the Horatii...about the mere scale of such and undertaking. You see the breadth of the gallery it was exhibited in did not allow me to step back far enough. The canvas was enormous. It flooded my senses and confused me. It's huge, this painting and the story behind it confronted me in a scale that I never expected, having only seen it in books. The same happened when I viewed The Raft of The Medusa. There was no queue to see these paintings.

Imagine my surprise when I went to one of the main gallery's to view the Mona Lisa. It was surrounded by tourists. And when I finally beat two Japanese pensioners to death with a roled up copy of my museum guide, I was confronted by a red roped viewpoint and what....an A2 painting. The eyes didn't follow me around, and the brush strokes were faded and cracked, and it was underwhelming.

Sometime's scale matters more than we think, when we consider just how inconsiderate we all are when confronted by it.

Everyone here is a masterpiece to me. Everyone here has something worth viewing, and more important than dat, something worth experiencing, in their works of art.

Whether that be CW literally posting shite, or Flea pretending she can sling three senses or sentences together. It all makes perfect sense in our scale of fings.
 

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I'm a simpler man than my pal Blandy.
My appreciation for spaces like this stems directly from the fact that I find absurdity amusing.

And let's face it... a finer collection of absurdists would be difficult to find.

Lurve y'all and never change!
 
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Every site needs its Mona Lisa. And KM is that to so many, a tourist draw, created by his own brilliance.

KM is the definitive masterpiece of our art-form.
 

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Dae ye feel trolled or flamed Proxy?

Neither...the majority of you have been weighed and art found wanting.

So tell us more about yourself...where did you begin your career as an English language rapist? Have you always been such an oddball? Have you always been this oblivious?

Yes, let's play a game of truth and truth...because your flaming or whatever you want to call endless bragging while leaking testosterone all over a forum is called, really does not interest me.
 
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I sense that I am interfering with your game play, not here, but in your real world, and your Fortnite experience.
 

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Don't quite understand the puppet reference either Proxy, if you post to me in my mail, 216 times, and I respond twice, exactly how does that make me da puppet bonnie laddie?

I believe someone posted all the private messages, so everyone can see how many stupid replies you made and how insane you sounded...you also complained to a moderator about multiple people invading the privacy of your PM box...puppet
 
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Proxy always strikes me as a man that wants attention, but seems to regret when he get's it.
 
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I believe someone posted all the private messages, so everyone can see how many stupid replies you made and how insane you sounded...you also complained to a moderator about multiple people invading the privacy of your PM box...puppet

Are you sure it was all the private messages Proxy?
 
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Tell me Proxy, are you Steve from Sweden...who wiped my whole content from a site I inhabited, and then taversed the plains of cowardice and lost hope?
 

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Is it bragging to simply annihilate your every thought. And tell us all, is that me being a troller or a flamer?

You are neither...you are merely a poor imitation of people who were more entertaining and superior to you.

Bragging about annihilating people on a shithole forum with a posting member base of maybe ten people, are you serious...you appear to be the moron who is playing Fortnite and transferring that video game experience into this forum.
 
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You cannot win Proxy, you just aren't talented enough...vindictive enough yes, but where's the talent in dat?
 
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You are neither...you are merely a poor imitation of people who were more entertaining and superior to you.

Bragging about annihilating people on a shithole forum with a posting member base of maybe ten people, are you serious...you appear to be the moron who is playing Fortnite and transferring that video game experience into this forum.


Like who?...please don't tell us it's you and your 10 other accounts of someone who has nothing to offer except the masterstroke of having a stroke every time he posts to me.