For those that don’t surf…some inside information. Semenwaifer aka Semenmajor is an absolute “kook” in the water. A kook is an international surfing reference to those surfers that have an inability to adequately perform and utilise a wave appropriately. When they manage to catch a wave they flounder, wipe-out or generally fuck up an otherwise great wave. They are a pest in the water and usually get in everyone’s way. Even as a longboarder or “Malibu surfer”, Semenwaifer has no idea whatsoever when it comes to walking-the-plank as such and I assure you could never hang-ten or least of all hang-five.
Don’t ever get sucked into his surfing claims… he’s a fucking kook, pure and simple!
Meantime…your Breakfall in 2018 on a Sumatran left-hander and about to get barrelled off his fucking nut!