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This one is advice for the other sex to get their act together ...
Lol... dunno... I was only single up till 2010....so your modern day mileage may vary.For the sophisticated well dressed cool and classy and intelligent but still a bit fussy female, would 'intercourse' work better than 'fuck' ...
Not asking for a friend ...
I have 4 men....who have been having conversations with themselves in my socail media messenger for the past year.
One got all mad and called me a whore.
This is all entirely without me even responding to them.
I dont bother even telling them I'm married because anyone who looks at my FB should know that.
My husband has this "come back" for pretty much anything I say.
If I say I'm hungry....he says..."I gotta something for you to snack on"
If I say my back hurt its "I got something to realign it with"
If I'm thirsty "I got a drink for ya"
Of I'm bored "come grab this joystick"
If I'm tired...."Come sleep on this dick"
Shit like that pretty much all the time and if the kids are around he can literally say it with facial expressions lol.
My husband has this "come back" for pretty much anything I say.
If I say I'm hungry....he says..."I gotta something for you to snack on"
If I say my back hurt its "I got something to realign it with"
If I'm thirsty "I got a drink for ya"
Of I'm bored "come grab this joystick"
If I'm tired...."Come sleep on this dick"
Shit like that pretty much all the time and if the kids are around he can literally say it with facial expressions lol.