How DON'T you want to die?

[Big Sexy]

Feet first into a Wood chipper

 

[nazzibastard]

i want die, ive been trying ,lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Seamajor]

By a 12’ crock, as many dogs in my neighborhood know.

 

[Ice]

electric chair

 

[TheHaze]

On my death bed and Sharona and Maggi standing over me - - - - - - -

 

[Heisenberg]

Upon my passing my ex is supposed to make sure I get cremated. She has specific instructions to wait until I am dead first. Don't really care how I die, but burning alive in the crematorium isn't on the list.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A drop of mouthwash went down my windpipe and it closed up, I sounded like I was being beheaded, by the time I got my breath back my eyes was streaming and my nose, it was horrible, so chocking to death would be nasty, they would find you covered in snot..

 

[Damaged Maven]

Don't care. Just not messy.

 

[TheHaze]

I had a friend who died from choking on his puck in his sleep(passed out)and that's how his girl friend found him and guess he didn't fill a thing - - -- --

 

[skinofevil]

Can't really answer this properly without answering how I do want to die -- crushed to death in a woman's thighs, obviously.

As for the topic question: Any way other than the one named above. I won't stand for it. I'll just keep coming back until it happens the way I want it to. So There. :P

 

[Ice]

Being fucked to death by Katy Perry.

Oh wait..... can I change my mind?

 

[TheHaze]

Shot in the head while having my way with some one's wife/girl friend - - - - - - - -
Oh wait,that's how I would like to go !
COPD would be high on my list with burning to death being #1

 

[Jeannie]

 

[Seamajor]

Anywhere but NYC

 

[Jeannie]

Anywhere but NYC

i saw u asking where i was from
lol

 

[TheHaze]

Anywhere but NYC

i saw u asking where i was from
lol

Seamajor is from New York just like you and owe's back state taxes and child support and why he is hiding out in central america - - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

Anywhere but NYC

i saw u asking where i was from
lol

Seamajor is from New York just like you and own's back state taxes and child support and why he is hiding out in central america - - - - - -

wow. i would never abandon my kids

 

[Legion]

Before clearing my browser history.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Slowly dismembered by crazy cartels ...

 

[Seamajor]

Anywhere but NYC

i saw u asking where i was from
lol

Seamajor is from New York just like you and owe's back state taxes and child support and why he is hiding out in central america - - - - - -

Typical envious reaction. I own nothing to no one. Kids own their own homes. Just paid my 2019 Fed. tax. I hide from no body.

 

[Big Sexy]

I'm smokin Salvia tomorow!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I definitely don't want to be brutally murdered.

 

[Jeannie]

with dirty underpants

 

[Jeannie]

I definitely don't want to be brutally murdered.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

In a hospital, laying there for months at an old age. No pride or dignity left. No visitors or getting visitors would suck so bad.

As GG Allin said and had tattooed on himself: "Live fast die young." I really don't care how I die as long as it isn't by what I described above...




SSS
- Time is unkind.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Holliday]

How DON'T you want to die?

Reading posts like one finds on badtards.net.

...Hellish

 

[Seamajor]

You sound as if you’re almost there swamp dweller.

 

[Succubus]

At all.