Hello. My name is Flynn.

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I don’t understand how you guys don’t get bored shitless conversing with Jack. He’s the biggest dullard
Fuck you tractor ass. You and hubby still pushing fentanyl in Compton? How can you stand to be there. I’d guess you’re without any choices
 

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Nice selfie, dude!

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Hello. My name is Flynn.

My likes are: Bubble gum, smart people, pretty people, Starbucks and money.

My turn offs are: Men that look like BEnzo, whiny men, men that still live with their mothers, fish sticks and Mountain Dew.

It is nice to finally meet all of you. Did you guys know you all are my favorite posters?
ASL? LOL?
 

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I don’t understand how you guys don’t get bored shitless conversing with Jack. He’s the biggest dullard

Lots of people just enjoy conflict and Jack is one of those poasters who will endlessly exchange responses with someone. If one can disregard the fact that the responses are no better than a toddler could produce then I can see how it might look like winning the forum lottery.

I'm with you though- thanks but no thanks.
 

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I don’t understand how you guys don’t get bored shitless conversing with Jack. He’s the biggest dullard
and yet, my name is in many of your posts. btw if you actually tried "conversing" instead of the endless flaming bullshit you might be surprised.

Imagine that?
 

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Lots of people just enjoy conflict and Jack is one of those poasters who will endlessly exchange responses with someone. If one can disregard the fact that the responses are no better than a toddler could produce then I can see how it might look like winning the forum lottery.
Him and Lily could be brother and sister in this regard quite honestly.
 

MrNiceGuy

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Hello. My name is Flynn.

My likes are: Bubble gum, smart people, pretty people, Starbucks and money.

My turn offs are: Men that look like BEnzo, whiny men, men that still live with their mothers, fish sticks and Mountain Dew.

It is nice to finally meet all of you. Did you guys know you all are my favorite posters?
Jesus Chris Berman Christ, I just noticed this. Your dislikes are Mountain Dew?

Coke & Pepsi are siamese twin chimpanzee slow wok bros.

Mountain Dew is an eclipse in a world of retarded inbred copy & pasted drone clones.

While I can understand if your taste buds don't welcome Mountain Dew, I must point out that in a world of neverending colas... Mountain Dew is akin to a fresh facial wash from a yet unnamed set of big and potent balls.
 
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Flynn

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Jesus Chris Berman Christ, I just noticed this. Your dislikes are Mountain Dew?

Coke & Pepsi are siamese twin chimpanzee slow wok bros.

Mountain Dew is an eclipse in a world of retarded inbred copy & pasted drone clones.

While I can understand if your taste buds don't welcome Mountain Dew, I must point out that in a world of neverending colas... Mountain Dew is akin to a fresh facial wash from a yet unnamed set of big and potent balls.

I didn't think it would be such a scandal.

All of it is horrible. I think the best drink is water sourced from a natural spring.
 

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Lots of people just enjoy conflict and Jack is one of those poasters who will endlessly exchange responses with someone. If one can disregard the fact that the responses are no better than a toddler could produce then I can see how it might look like winning the forum lottery.

I'm with you though- thanks but no thanks.

He is on par with a Dilf scat giff.
 

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This morning I got up for work and my man was up. He was pretty cranky last night. He had go do taxes and owed a good chunk more than he was expecting.

So he stayed up and did some writing. I get up and get ready and I went into his office and he grabs me, pulls me on his lap, leans me back and gives me the most passionate..hottest kiss ever. It actually made me literally weak in the knees. I wanted to call off work. That's how good this kiss was. I'm going to be thinking about it probably for the rest of my life.

And then..I didn't hear from him for hours. We normally touch base especially before he sleeps.

So after a few hours I'm getting worried. Then I started panicking that he died somehow. My daughter went and checked on his after a while...nope he wasn't dead. His phone was though

But I was about to leave work and I was completey panicked.

And that's why I'm a psycho. But the thing that scares me the most in this relationship is that he could suddenly die. I'm horrified by that.
 

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This morning I got up for work and my man was up. He was pretty cranky last night. He had go do taxes and owed a good chunk more than he was expecting.

So he stayed up and did some writing. I get up and get ready and I went into his office and he grabs me, pulls me on his lap, leans me back and gives me the most passionate..hottest kiss ever. It actually made me literally weak in the knees. I wanted to call off work. That's how good this kiss was. I'm going to be thinking about it probably for the rest of my life.

And then..I didn't hear from him for hours. We normally touch base especially before he sleeps.

So after a few hours I'm getting worried. Then I started panicking that he died somehow. My daughter went and checked on his after a while...nope he wasn't dead. His phone was though

But I was about to leave work and I was completey panicked.

And that's why I'm a psycho. But the thing that scares me the most in this relationship is that he could suddenly die. I'm horrified by that.


Hub is doing his today. He owes and ain’t happy lol
 
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This morning I got up for work and my man was up. He was pretty cranky last night. He had go do taxes and owed a good chunk more than he was expecting.

So he stayed up and did some writing. I get up and get ready and I went into his office and he grabs me, pulls me on his lap, leans me back and gives me the most passionate..hottest kiss ever. It actually made me literally weak in the knees. I wanted to call off work. That's how good this kiss was. I'm going to be thinking about it probably for the rest of my life.

And then..I didn't hear from him for hours. We normally touch base especially before he sleeps.

So after a few hours I'm getting worried. Then I started panicking that he died somehow. My daughter went and checked on his after a while...nope he wasn't dead. His phone was though

But I was about to leave work and I was completey panicked.

And that's why I'm a psycho. But the thing that scares me the most in this relationship is that he could suddenly die. I'm horrified by that.

Well, I'm glad everything is okay....!
 

MrNiceGuy

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This morning I got up for work and my man was up. He was pretty cranky last night. He had go do taxes and owed a good chunk more than he was expecting.

So he stayed up and did some writing. I get up and get ready and I went into his office and he grabs me, pulls me on his lap, leans me back and gives me the most passionate..hottest kiss ever. It actually made me literally weak in the knees. I wanted to call off work. That's how good this kiss was. I'm going to be thinking about it probably for the rest of my life.

And then..I didn't hear from him for hours. We normally touch base especially before he sleeps.

So after a few hours I'm getting worried. Then I started panicking that he died somehow. My daughter went and checked on his after a while...nope he wasn't dead. His phone was though

But I was about to leave work and I was completey panicked.

And that's why I'm a psycho. But the thing that scares me the most in this relationship is that he could suddenly die. I'm horrified by that.
Beginning sounds humanoid.
Midrange sounds chat bot.
Ending sounds like artificial intelligence doing an impression of an international supermodel on a downs syndrome inspired trend.

Please FUCK OFF. Or do better.