Hello my name is funo

[X]

We don't have many of, them kind, around here.

I knew that before I walked in. *slams door*

are we to assume you jut slammed the door ?

did you really tho orrrrrr
im feeling you didnt and typed that fer dramastical effecct

When ya slow ya slow when ya grow ya grow, but you can't grow cause ya dick got caught when I slammed the door. Next time try the keyhole when you wanna spy on greatness

huh ??

when you slammed that imaginary door y7ou must'a bumped yer mishapened head

 

[SHAMPAIN]

We don't have many of, them kind, around here.

I knew that before I walked in. *slams door*

are we to assume you jut slammed the door ?

did you really tho orrrrrr
im feeling you didnt and typed that fer dramastical effecct

When ya slow ya slow when ya grow ya grow, but you can't grow cause ya dick got caught when I slammed the door. Next time try the keyhole when you wanna spy on greatness

huh ??

when you slammed that imaginary door y7ou must'a bumped yer mishapened head

I see you've found a new home at the cashew, surprised and shocked fren...

 

[X]

We don't have many of, them kind, around here.

I knew that before I walked in. *slams door*

are we to assume you jut slammed the door ?

did you really tho orrrrrr
im feeling you didnt and typed that fer dramastical effecct

When ya slow ya slow when ya grow ya grow, but you can't grow cause ya dick got caught when I slammed the door. Next time try the keyhole when you wanna spy on greatness

huh ??

when you slammed that imaginary door y7ou must'a bumped yer mishapened head

I see you've found a new home at the cashew, surprised and shocked fren...

wa ?
good pills ??

 

[SHAMPAIN]

We don't have many of, them kind, around here.

I knew that before I walked in. *slams door*

are we to assume you jut slammed the door ?

did you really tho orrrrrr
im feeling you didnt and typed that fer dramastical effecct

When ya slow ya slow when ya grow ya grow, but you can't grow cause ya dick got caught when I slammed the door. Next time try the keyhole when you wanna spy on greatness

huh ??

when you slammed that imaginary door y7ou must'a bumped yer mishapened head

I see you've found a new home at the cashew, surprised and shocked fren...

wa ?
good pills ??

Hello, you good?

 

[X]

We don't have many of, them kind, around here.

I knew that before I walked in. *slams door*

are we to assume you jut slammed the door ?

did you really tho orrrrrr
im feeling you didnt and typed that fer dramastical effecct

When ya slow ya slow when ya grow ya grow, but you can't grow cause ya dick got caught when I slammed the door. Next time try the keyhole when you wanna spy on greatness

huh ??

when you slammed that imaginary door y7ou must'a bumped yer mishapened head

I see you've found a new home at the cashew, surprised and shocked fren...

wa ?
good pills ??

Hello, you good?

right now taking a wait an see approach ... satisfactory ?

 

[Admin.]

Is funo the guy that makes that marine radar gear?

 

[X]

I thought he was Helicopter man

 

[Fu-no-kata]

We don't have many of, them kind, around here.

I knew that before I walked in. *slams door*

are we to assume you jut slammed the door ?

did you really tho orrrrrr
im feeling you didnt and typed that fer dramastical effecct

When ya slow ya slow when ya grow ya grow, but you can't grow cause ya dick got caught when I slammed the door. Next time try the keyhole when you wanna spy on greatness

huh ??

when you slammed that imaginary door y7ou must'a bumped yer mishapened head

Pkb. Wave from the sidelines.

 

[Fu-no-kata]

I need all you chickens to clear out from my post. This is a cock walk. Got no time for random bawk bawk. Hens will be fucked in due time wait yer turn.

 

[X]

I need all you chickens to clear out from my post. This is a cock walk. Got no time for random bawk bawk. Hens will be fucked in due time wait yer turn.

yoo a chicken fucker ?

 

[Fu-no-kata]

I need all you chickens to clear out from my post. This is a cock walk. Got no time for random bawk bawk. Hens will be fucked in due time wait yer turn.

yoo a chicken fucker ?

Beard is weird , breast leaves something to be desired. No, but maybe you can try harder.

 

[Fu-no-kata]

I need all you chickens to clear out from my post. This is a cock walk. Got no time for random bawk bawk. Hens will be fucked in due time wait yer turn.

yoo a chicken fucker ?

Beard is weird , breast leaves something to be desired. No, but maybe you can try harder.

Pass the same along to your wife, save me some time

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Actually losing track of all the hens In my flock at this point, but by all means introduce yourself

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Also I ain't down with passive aggressive reactions to my post.dont like it? Tuff shit reactions with words cowards

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Also I ain't down with passive aggressive reactions to my post.dont like it? Tuff shit reactions with words cowards

Just because my butthole ain't open don't mean you can't talk about my -shit-

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Also I ain't down with passive aggressive reactions to my post.dont like it? Tuff shit reactions with words cowards

Just because my butthole ain't open don't mean you can't talk about my -shit-

Supposedly a bastard factory but all I see is lame bitches

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Also I ain't down with passive aggressive reactions to my post.dont like it? Tuff shit reactions with words cowards

Just because my butthole ain't open don't mean you can't talk about my -shit-

Supposedly a bastard factory but all I see is lame bitches

Fuck you Regan and your thumbs down. I'm the fucking body and you're fired

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Also I ain't down with passive aggressive reactions to my post.dont like it? Tuff shit reactions with words cowards

Just because my butthole ain't open don't mean you can't talk about my -shit-

Supposedly a bastard factory but all I see is lame bitches

Fuck you Regan and your thumbs down. I'm the fucking body and you're fired

Also I ain't down with passive aggressive reactions to my post.dont like it? Tuff shit reactions with words cowards

Just because my butthole ain't open don't mean you can't talk about my -shit-

Supposedly a bastard factory but all I see is lame bitches

Fuck you Regan and your thumbs down. I'm the fucking body and you're fired

Get on with it Regan his ain't AOL chat. Bye.

 

[LotusBud]

Wow. WTF is this thread about?

 

[Fu-no-kata]

Cock worship. You down?

 

[Blurt]

That's it. I'm e-mailing Cisco Gene. He's gotta get a load of this guy, maybe learn a thing or two.

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

Funo more like Funko pops that your wifes boyfriend brings over whenever he fucks her.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Where's Fungusnook?

 

[Fu-no-kata]

YA... now yall reming me how fucked this forum is ...bitches...bitches..etc might even fuck with a whole bitch like -you-

 

[Blurt]

Fu-no-kata is in high form, feeling like passing wind.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

That's it. I'm e-mailing Cisco Gene. He's gotta get a load of this guy, maybe learn a thing or two.

Blurt, why have I always really liked you? I mean, if someone were to describe you to me I'd be certain that I'd not be at all taken by you yet here I am, smitten once again... What's going on with you? I'd even take advice from you on some of lifes rather important things and actually act on it, now that's high praise indeed sooo what's up with you?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Fu-no-kata is in high form, feeling like passing wind.

Funguska is here again?

 

[Blurt]

That's it. I'm e-mailing Cisco Gene. He's gotta get a load of this guy, maybe learn a thing or two.

Blurt, why have I always really liked you? I mean, if someone were to describe you to me I'd be certain that I'd not be at all taken by you yet here I am, smitten once again... What's going on with you? I'd even take advice from you on some of lifes rather important things and actually act on it, now that's high praise indeed sooo what's up with you?

Aw, Shamp, that's so sweet!

I'm doing all right, thanks for asking. Took me a while but I'm finally settling back into work after a two-year hiatus. While I was gone, fourteen of our tenants died--one from sepsis, one from COVID, and twelve from drug poisoning (what they used to call "drug overdose").

Hmmm... let's see... what else is new? Oh yeah, one of my colleagues had a surprise for me last week. As I was coming on shift and just before she was due to go off shift, she led me to the staff room where a series of tiny pots of hair dye was waiting for me. She dyed my silver hair blue. (To be honest, though, it looks more like silver-blue than, I don't know, SJW blue.)

I told her, "Let's do this! It's been a while since I've knelt before a woman."

Other than that, not much happening. I still enjoy taking walks along the cliffs overlooking the ocean or along the beach itself. These days I bring my parasol and some sliced Manchego and biscotti for a nibble pause. I also like to bike along the Galloping Goose trail, scattering geese and raccoons and deer before me as I giggle gaily, free spirit that I am.

Sometimes, I watch the talking heads on YouTube, sometimes I play a gripping, narrative-driven game on Xbox. At other times, I recline in my sensuously downy bed and flick my bean while fantasizing about, well... that's for me to know and for you to never find out.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

That's it. I'm e-mailing Cisco Gene. He's gotta get a load of this guy, maybe learn a thing or two.

Blurt, why have I always really liked you? I mean, if someone were to describe you to me I'd be certain that I'd not be at all taken by you yet here I am, smitten once again... What's going on with you? I'd even take advice from you on some of lifes rather important things and actually act on it, now that's high praise indeed sooo what's up with you?

Aw, Shamp, that's so sweet!

I'm doing all right, thanks for asking. Took me a while but I'm finally settling back into work after a two-year hiatus. While I was gone, fourteen of our tenants died--one from sepsis, one from COVID, and twelve from drug poisoning (what they used to call "drug overdose").

Hmmm... let's see... what else is new? Oh yeah, one of my colleagues had a surprise for me last week. As I was coming on shift and just before she was due to go off shift, she led me to the staff room where a series of tiny pots of hair dye was waiting for me. She dyed my silver hair blue. (To be honest, though, it looks more like silver-blue than, I don't know, SJW blue.)

I told her, "Let's do this! It's been a while since I've knelt before a woman."

Other than that, not much happening. I still enjoy taking walks along the cliffs overlooking the ocean or along the beach itself. These days I bring my parasol and some sliced Manchego and biscotti for a nibble pause. I also like to bike along the Galloping Goose trail, scattering geese and raccoons and deer before me as I giggle gaily, free spirit that I am.

Sometimes, I watch the talking heads on YouTube, sometimes I play a gripping, narrative-driven game on Xbox. At other times, I recline in my sensuously downy bed and flick my bean while fantasizing about, well... that's for me to know and for you to never find out.

Blurt, you haven't got a bean though??? I don't mean that bad but you are still the same Blurt that was glad the universe blew my mind? The same highly inteligent guy who left because a certain someone became intolerable?

 

[Blurt]

Bean... pole... what's the diff?

Yeah, I'm still the same. It's always other people who think I'm different.

Getting your mind blown by the universe is a little like getting your soul pegged by the Goddess.