Hello. My name is Flynn.

[Flynn]

Appreciate the offer but I've never owned a Kuerig because I don't want a Kuerig.

If I ever change my mind I'll let ya know.

I understand your stance.

I personally love the French Press. Just like the drip or percolator, it really gets old cleaning those. You're really fucked if you need a screw or mechanical/electrical part/hinge for those things, and end up buying a replacement.

If you've never tasted Keurig coffee, you should. I don't really think you'll like it, but that's why you try something at least once. I thought you had a more opened mind than that. You always struck me as moderate Conservative. I doubt you're a diehard Liberal, I could be wrong.

 

[Flynn]

ten scoops (I believe the scoop came with the machine) per pot.

Seriously?!

That just hit me, why I didn't pick up on it earlier? Prolly because I was fucking around with Fred, and my mind was turning into Jell-o reading Fredricka's burnt marshmallow smelling retorts.

Anyways, 10 scoops seems like ALOT! And you drink the whole pot no doubt.

That can't be good for anyone.

 

[Frood]

I had a state of the art self contained dual cup computerized coffee maker 17 years ago. It was a temperamental bitch demanding proprietary cleaning tablets or it would refuse to function. I lost my temper one day, unplugged and walked it out the driveway, and slammed that motherfucker into the concrete.

It felt so damn good.

Went back to a stove top Italian percolator.

 

[Dove]

I understand your stance.

I personally love the French Press. Just like the drip or percolator, it really gets old cleaning those. You're really fucked if you need a screw or mechanical/electrical part/hinge for those things, and end up buying a replacement.

If you've never tasted Keurig coffee, you should. I don't really think you'll like it, but that's why you try something at least once. I thought you had a more opened mind than that. You always struck me as moderate Conservative. I doubt you're a diehard Liberal, I could be wrong.

I have a French press here I use sometimes. I'll use that when I'm having recreational coffee. I'll use the regular coffee maker for survival/morning coffee.

I was using a stoverop percolator for a while. I got so tired of waiting for it. I'll use that sometimes now as well but again...for recreational coffee lol.

I had this fancy pour over coffee making set. The carafe got cracked and I just never replaced it. It was nice though.....cannot remember the brand.

 

[Dove]

Seriously?!

That just hit me, why I didn't pick up on it earlier? Prolly because I was fucking around with Fred, and my mind was turning into Jell-o reading Fredricka's burnt marshmallow smelling retorts.

Anyways, 10 scoops seems like ALOT! And you drink the whole pot no doubt.

That can't be good for anyone.

Nah if his pot is like mine, the scoop is ridiculously small. Smaller than a large spoon. So ten scoops would be like 2 spoons.

I assume this because Gary is a very chill dude. And if was drinking pots of tar everyday....i don't think he would be so chill unless. Unless he is also on a bunch of psych meds and caffeine has no effect on him anymore.

 

[Frood]

I have a French press here I use sometimes. I'll use that when I'm having recreational coffee. I'll use the regular coffee maker for survival/morning coffee.

I was using a stoverop percolator for a while. I got so tired of waiting for it. I'll use that sometimes now as well but again...for recreational coffee lol.

I had this fancy pour over coffee making set. The carafe got cracked and I just never replaced it. It was nice though.....cannot remember the brand.

My stainless steel Italian percolator was found at a yard sale and virtually unused/with the original box. Got it for 5 bucks. Looked up the brand online and it was 170 bucks imported. Makes a good cup of brew with added hot water. I only drink coffee black and not that much these days.

 

[Dove]

My stainless steel Italian percolator was found at a yard sale and virtually unused/with the original box. Got it for 5 bucks. Looked up the brand online and it was 170 bucks imported. Makes a good cup of brew with added hot water. I only drink coffee black and not that much these days.

That's a great find! I ordered some basic bitch one that was labeled "Amazon's choice" lol. I wanted just a stove top one...not electric.

 

[Frood]

That's a great find! I ordered some basic bitch one that was labeled "Amazon's choice" lol. I wanted just a stove top one...not electric.

 

[Garraty_47]

If you've never tasted Keurig coffee, you should.

I've used them. My brother for one has had a Keurig for years. I don't hate them I'm just not a fan.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Knowing Flynn it would be mistaken for flirting and I don't think any of us need to open that box o' drama (it's way bigger on the inside, like Hermione's handbag, and could keep spilling out cringe for years).

Oh wow, so fucking true hahaha! Flynn thinks when the postman delivers mail and says good morning he's planning on pouncing and ravishing "her" bony ass. Fucking nut job....

 

[Garraty_47]

Anyways, 10 scoops seems like ALOT! And you drink the whole pot no doubt.

That can't be good for anyone.

It's not a huge scoop. I always put a filter in the basket and with ten scoops the grounds stay in the paper filter. I think I did say it's a 14 cup carafe... most machines are 12 cups, it seems.

It's not as if I drink an entire pot in one sitting but yeah, I eventually drink the whole thing.

 

[Garraty_47]

Nah if his pot is like mine, the scoop is ridiculously small. Smaller than a large spoon. So ten scoops would be like 2 spoons.

I assume this because Gary is a very chill dude. And if was drinking pots of tar everyday....i don't think he would be so chill unless. Unless he is also on a bunch of psych meds and caffeine has no effect on him anymore.

No meds, just a really small scoop.
Maybe I should've put "scoop" in quotations so it wouldn't be confused with a big spoon-like implement.