Hello. My name is Flynn.

[Flynn]

Appreciate the offer but I've never owned a Kuerig because I don't want a Kuerig.

If I ever change my mind I'll let ya know.

I understand your stance.

I personally love the French Press. Just like the drip or percolator, it really gets old cleaning those. You're really fucked if you need a screw or mechanical/electrical part/hinge for those things, and end up buying a replacement.

If you've never tasted Keurig coffee, you should. I don't really think you'll like it, but that's why you try something at least once. I thought you had a more opened mind than that. You always struck me as moderate Conservative. I doubt you're a diehard Liberal, I could be wrong.

 

[Flynn]

ten scoops (I believe the scoop came with the machine) per pot.

Seriously?!

That just hit me, why I didn't pick up on it earlier? Prolly because I was fucking around with Fred, and my mind was turning into Jell-o reading Fredricka's burnt marshmallow smelling retorts.

Anyways, 10 scoops seems like ALOT! And you drink the whole pot no doubt.

That can't be good for anyone.

 

[Frood]

I had a state of the art self contained dual cup computerized coffee maker 17 years ago. It was a temperamental bitch demanding proprietary cleaning tablets or it would refuse to function. I lost my temper one day, unplugged and walked it out the driveway, and slammed that motherfucker into the concrete.

It felt so damn good.

Went back to a stove top Italian percolator.

 

[Dove]

I understand your stance.

I personally love the French Press. Just like the drip or percolator, it really gets old cleaning those. You're really fucked if you need a screw or mechanical/electrical part/hinge for those things, and end up buying a replacement.

If you've never tasted Keurig coffee, you should. I don't really think you'll like it, but that's why you try something at least once. I thought you had a more opened mind than that. You always struck me as moderate Conservative. I doubt you're a diehard Liberal, I could be wrong.

I have a French press here I use sometimes. I'll use that when I'm having recreational coffee. I'll use the regular coffee maker for survival/morning coffee.

I was using a stoverop percolator for a while. I got so tired of waiting for it. I'll use that sometimes now as well but again...for recreational coffee lol.

I had this fancy pour over coffee making set. The carafe got cracked and I just never replaced it. It was nice though.....cannot remember the brand.

 

[Dove]

Seriously?!

That just hit me, why I didn't pick up on it earlier? Prolly because I was fucking around with Fred, and my mind was turning into Jell-o reading Fredricka's burnt marshmallow smelling retorts.

Anyways, 10 scoops seems like ALOT! And you drink the whole pot no doubt.

That can't be good for anyone.

Nah if his pot is like mine, the scoop is ridiculously small. Smaller than a large spoon. So ten scoops would be like 2 spoons.

I assume this because Gary is a very chill dude. And if was drinking pots of tar everyday....i don't think he would be so chill unless. Unless he is also on a bunch of psych meds and caffeine has no effect on him anymore.

 

[Frood]

I have a French press here I use sometimes. I'll use that when I'm having recreational coffee. I'll use the regular coffee maker for survival/morning coffee.

I was using a stoverop percolator for a while. I got so tired of waiting for it. I'll use that sometimes now as well but again...for recreational coffee lol.

I had this fancy pour over coffee making set. The carafe got cracked and I just never replaced it. It was nice though.....cannot remember the brand.

My stainless steel Italian percolator was found at a yard sale and virtually unused/with the original box. Got it for 5 bucks. Looked up the brand online and it was 170 bucks imported. Makes a good cup of brew with added hot water. I only drink coffee black and not that much these days.

 

[Dove]

My stainless steel Italian percolator was found at a yard sale and virtually unused/with the original box. Got it for 5 bucks. Looked up the brand online and it was 170 bucks imported. Makes a good cup of brew with added hot water. I only drink coffee black and not that much these days.

That's a great find! I ordered some basic bitch one that was labeled "Amazon's choice" lol. I wanted just a stove top one...not electric.

 

[Frood]

That's a great find! I ordered some basic bitch one that was labeled "Amazon's choice" lol. I wanted just a stove top one...not electric.

 

[Garraty_47]

If you've never tasted Keurig coffee, you should.

I've used them. My brother for one has had a Keurig for years. I don't hate them I'm just not a fan.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Knowing Flynn it would be mistaken for flirting and I don't think any of us need to open that box o' drama (it's way bigger on the inside, like Hermione's handbag, and could keep spilling out cringe for years).

Oh wow, so fucking true hahaha! Flynn thinks when the postman delivers mail and says good morning he's planning on pouncing and ravishing "her" bony ass. Fucking nut job....

 

[Garraty_47]

Anyways, 10 scoops seems like ALOT! And you drink the whole pot no doubt.

That can't be good for anyone.

It's not a huge scoop. I always put a filter in the basket and with ten scoops the grounds stay in the paper filter. I think I did say it's a 14 cup carafe... most machines are 12 cups, it seems.

It's not as if I drink an entire pot in one sitting but yeah, I eventually drink the whole thing.

 

[Garraty_47]

Nah if his pot is like mine, the scoop is ridiculously small. Smaller than a large spoon. So ten scoops would be like 2 spoons.

I assume this because Gary is a very chill dude. And if was drinking pots of tar everyday....i don't think he would be so chill unless. Unless he is also on a bunch of psych meds and caffeine has no effect on him anymore.

No meds, just a really small scoop.
Maybe I should've put "scoop" in quotations so it wouldn't be confused with a big spoon-like implement.

 

[The New Holliday]

You sad fucks think that recycling 10-year-old lames....

Someone Johnny Cash lamed you 10 years ago?

...because "who are you again?" is sooo original and sophisticated. LoLz at Flynn

. Flynn, could you please prove you are paying me no mind with one of those juvenile Flynn-Flames you're so famous for. Maybe something fresh and new like with wobbly tricycle wheels and a reference to hemorrhoid suppositories or greasy turds set alight. Those are soooo awesome.

 

[Admin.]

I wouldn't mind your now and then retarded interludes, if you weren't just soo damn dumb.

You can't even come up with your own lames. You sad fucks think that recycling 10-year-old lames is something to be proud of.

Who the fuck are you again? I lose track of all the lesser tards running around here. I'm mainly going after your leader type tards. So you'll excuse me if I've forgotten most about you.

I’m not Bill Gates, my name is Admin. I’m sorry if this keeps you up at night in a kind of ‘gay panic’

 

[Flynn]

Someone Johnny Cash lamed you 10 years ago?

You know exactly what I was saying. Just you adding more sad ingredients to your stew of tears, won't make it taste any better.

...because "who are you again?" is sooo original and sophisticated. LoLz at Flynn

It was a simple question. If you're offended by simple questions, I suggest you not run into a forum with your soiled panties on your head, right into a wall.

The only "LoLz" is your mediocre attempt at being something you're not...funny.

. Flynn, could you please prove you are paying me no mind with one of those juvenile Flynn-Flames you're so famous for. Maybe something fresh and new like with wobbly tricycle wheels and a reference to hemorrhoid suppositories or greasy turds set alight. Those are soooo awesome.

Stick all that up your painted ass. I could give one giant fuck what you think and believe, you yammering scrotum.

 

[Flynn]

I’m not Bill Gates, my name is Admin. I’m sorry if this keeps you up at night in a kind of ‘gay panic’

Then why feel the need to tardjack every thread with your cock smelling replies, Bill Gates?

 

[Seamajor]

Take your moist towel and flick flynn with it, right on his ass

Garys not too athletic

 

[The New Holliday]

I could give one giant fuck what you think and believe...

Well, thanks for dismissing my comment out of hand and proving...how did you put it...oh yes,
.That you COULD give on giant fuck.
...and now you have so you may leave now. LoLz at Flynn...what a retard it is.

 

[Flynn]

Well, thanks for dismissing my comment out of hand and proving...how did you put it...oh yes,
.That you COULD give on giant fuck.
...and now you have so you may leave now. LoLz at Flynn...what a retard it is.

I like how you skip the relevance of the omitted parts, you purposely left out, knowing you couldn't answer them in good faith. Because your answers would make you look like the mega-retard you truly are.

Now you're dismissing me? You're the dicklipped moron that just came back here after hibernating up whatever butthole you frequent.

 

[The New Holliday]

I like how you skip the relevance of the omitted parts, you purposely left out, knowing you couldn't answer them in good faith. Because your answers would make you look like the mega-retard you truly are.

Now you're dismissing me? You're the dicklipped moron that just came back here after hibernating up whatever butthole you frequent.

. LoLz - good grief, Flynntard. You aren't even good at what you do. How sad. Even someone soooo insignificant that you have no idea who they are can sail into your "it's all about me" thread and bury you in 2 or 3 posts. Completely fuck you at your own game. Bad enough that a fool like you aspires to be a flametard, but to be so bad at it when it's your whole life and identity. So sad...so very sad.

 

[Dove]

Today's work snack

I'm so glad it's Friday. It's been a crazy week. I need the weekend.

This weekend I'm deep cleaning the house and starting on some gardening. And getting some serious serious sleep.

Definitely going to have some bourbon tonight.

 

[Admin.]

Then why feel the need to tardjack every thread with your cock smelling replies, Bill Gates?

At long last, sir, have you no decency?

 

[Flynn]

. LoLz - good grief, Flynntard. You aren't even good at what you do. How sad. Even someone soooo insignificant that you have no idea who they are can sail into your "it's all about me" thread and bury you in 2 or 3 posts. Completely fuck you at your own game. Bad enough that a fool like you aspires to be a flametard, but to be so bad at it when it's you whole life and identity. So sad...so very sad.

Just because you airclaim you have a functioning pecker, doesn't make it so, just because you said. Just like all your other allegations which only play out in your mind. No, you giant ninny. That also goes for your insipid lames that have nothing to do with me.

As far as the "all about me" lame goes, and the whole burying me in 2 or 3 posts, that’s like saying you have had female contact once in the last decade, just soo very untruthful.

My game? So responding to juvenile and obnoxiously stupid posts from you that were unsolicited is "my game?" I suggest you re-read your previous posts and familiarize yourself with the word, "irony."

 

[The New Holliday]

Today's work snack



I'm so glad it's Friday. It's been a crazy week. I need the weekend.

This weekend I'm deep cleaning the house and starting on some gardening. And getting some serious serious sleep.

Definitely going to have some bourbon tonight.

So what's up for tomorrow - sandblast the encrusted jizz off your face in preparation for next week's work?

. Sand-blaster. A working girl's best friend.

 

[Admin.]

Just because you airclaim you have a functioning pecker, doesn't make it so, just because you said. Just like all your other allegations which only play out in your mind. No, you giant ninny. That also goes for your insipid lames that have nothing to do with me.

As far as the "all about me" lame goes, and the whole burying me in 2 or 3 posts, that’s like saying you have had female contact once in the last decade, just soo very untruthful.

My game? So responding to juvenile and obnoxiously stupid posts from you that were unsolicited is "my game?" I suggest you re-read your previous posts and familiarize yourself with the word, "irony."

The Shirelles asking the important question

 

[Dove]

So what's up for tomorrow - sandblast the encrusted jizz off your face in preparation for next week's work?

. Sand-blaster. A working girl's best friend.

I said what's up for tomorrow. Deep cleaning (the house, you dirty old freak) and gardening.

Are you experiencing early onset dementia and confusing your thoughts and reality? I'd rather you not share your vulgar thoughts about me, with me. Thank you.

Ew.

 

[The New Holliday]

No, you

Oh, Flynn...are you still here? You may go now. I have no further use of you.

 

[Flynn]

The Shirelles asking the important question

Here's to you "Bill Gates."

 

[Flynn]

Oh, Flynn...are you still here? You may go now. I have no further use of you.

Was that after or before I twisted you into a pretzel that admin wants to "taste?"

 

[realgrimm]

Look what I got right now

This and a Starbucks drink. Im pounding this on my work break.

I don't know what the filling is...but it promises to be chocolatey.

It's good stuff, it's got lava cake chocolate in it