Hello. My name is Flynn.

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You folks? More astute posters saw it, dont tar us all with the same brush as bloody flynn

Too late.
The tar has dried and you're stuck with it now.

Or rather it's stuck to you.

Something like that.

Would you like a moist towel?
It won't take much of that tar off but you might be able to un-gunk your knuckles if nothing else.
 

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Too late.
The tar has dried and you're stuck with it now.

Or rather it's stuck to you.

Something like that.

Would you like a moist towel?
It won't take much of that tar off but you might be able to un-gunk your knuckles if nothing else.
Take your moist towel and flick flynn with it, right on his ass
 
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Knowing Flynn it would be mistaken for flirting and I don't think any of us need to open that box o' drama (it's way bigger on the inside, like Hermione's handbag, and could keep spilling out cringe for years).

Flirting has changed since the early 1900's, you might not know what it looks like a century later.
 

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Flirting has changed since the early 1900's, you might not know what it looks like a century later.

I'm aware there have been changes and I have in fact adapted, thank you.

I don't even send telegrams anymore and it's been months since I've made small talk by asking a gal if she has her own horseless carriage.
 
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I'm aware there have been changes and I have in fact adapted, thank you.

I don't even send telegrams anymore and it's been months since I've made small talk by asking a gal if she has her own horseless carriage.

Now, I got a serious question for you, Garraty. You seem to be the coffee go to guy.

So, I quit drinking home brewed coffee, as I could never get it to taste like the Lattes' I buy at our numerous coffee stands (one on each city block). My special occasion coffee is Black Ivory Coffee, so I don't drink that daily.

Do you know of a good brand of coffee, beans or Keurig that is worth its price? Dunken Donuts sucks, so does Krispy Kreme, so do most of the Donut Store varieties. Not looking for coffee like Death Wish. I'm looking for a light or medium bodied morning coffee.

Any suggestions?
 

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black ivory sounds like an oxymoron

I liked the white espresso and Turkish served by the elite shops in Seattle that had “fuck Starbucks” stickers plastered all over their trashcans.

Fair trade is the only way to fly without all the pesticides.
 

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Now, I got a serious question for you, Garraty. You seem to be the coffee go to guy.

So, I quit drinking home brewed coffee, as I could never get it to taste like the Lattes' I buy at our numerous coffee stands (one on each city block). My special occasion coffee is Black Ivory Coffee, so I don't drink that daily.

Do you know of a good brand of coffee, beans or Keurig that is worth its price? Dunken Donuts sucks, so does Krispy Kreme, so do most of the Donut Store varieties. Not looking for coffee like Death Wish. I'm looking for a light or medium bodied morning coffee.

Any suggestions?

I like Peet's brand; the variety is called Major Dickason's Blend. It's a dark roast but it's not as bitter as a lot of dark roasts I've tried. After-notes of what could almost be described as chocolate, especially if refrigerated post-brew and enjoyed cold.

I use a regular 14 cup drip brewing machine; ten scoops (I believe the scoop came with the machine) per pot.
 
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I like Peet's brand; the variety is called Major Dickason's Blend. It's a dark roast but it's not as bitter as a lot of dark roasts I've tried. After-notes of what could almost be described as chocolate, especially if refrigerated post-brew and enjoyed cold.

I use a regular 14 cup drip brewing machine; ten scoops (I believe the scoop came with the machine) per pot.

Thanks for the suggestion.

I too have tried Major D's Blend, and I dont much care for it, though I wonder if it tastes better non-Keurig?
 

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Oh yeah:

And if I drink it as soon as it's brewed I always cool (just enough to avoid singeing my taste buds) off the first mug with a bit of whole milk and a dollop of Torani brand dark chocolate syrup which is also stocked in the coffee aisle of Kroger.

I've never tried to make an actual latte so I'm not sure if that would cut it for you.
 
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Oh yeah:

And if I drink it as soon as it's brewed I always cool (just enough to avoid singeing my taste buds) off the first mug with a bit of whole milk and a dollop of Torani brand dark chocolate syrup which is also stocked in the coffee aisle of Kroger.

I've never tried to make an actual latte so I'm not sure if that would cut it for you.

So you basically like a little mocha with your coffee.

I use Chobani Coffee Creamer, Sweet Cream. You can also find that at all Kroger stores.

What you're making is something like flavored coffee with the syrup. I guess the espresso beans give Lattes' more of a smokey flavor than regular coffee.

By chance did you ever happen to to taste Kauai Coffee, their Kona Blend? That was some of the smoothest and best tasting coffee I have ever had. It was soo good I could even drink it black. They stopped selling it in 2016. A shame really.
 

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Oh yeah:

And if I drink it as soon as it's brewed I always cool (just enough to avoid singeing my taste buds) off the first mug with a bit of whole milk and a dollop of Torani brand dark chocolate syrup which is also stocked in the coffee aisle of Kroger.

I've never tried to make an actual latte so I'm not sure if that would cut it for you.

I like using oatmilk. Those Torani syrups are good but I try to go easy on how much sugar I have in a day.

As you just saw, I failed today and ate the really bad shit lol
 

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So you basically like a little mocha with your coffee.

Only if it's really hot otherwise I drink it black.

By chance did you ever happen to to taste Kauai Coffee, their Kona Blend? That was some of the smoothest and best tasting coffee I have ever had. It was soo good I could even drink it black. They stopped selling it in 2016. A shame really.

It sounds familiar but I don't recall it specifically.
 

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I like Peet's brand; the variety is called Major Dickason's Blend. It's a dark roast but it's not as bitter as a lot of dark roasts I've tried. After-notes of what could almost be described as chocolate, especially if refrigerated post-brew and enjoyed cold.

I use a regular 14 cup drip brewing machine; ten scoops (I believe the scoop came with the machine) per pot.
I use the same sometimes. The Major is very good. I perc my coffee. Farberware. I grind some as well but it's a pain in the ass and I can't tell the difference.
 

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I use the same sometimes. The Major is very good. I perc my coffee. Farberware. I grind some as well but it's a pain in the ass and I can't tell the difference.

I have a grinder but cleaning it every time got to be a real headache since I drink a lot of coffee.

LoL
 
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. Shouldn't it be "Mah name is Flynn. How has you been?" so right away the thread has a musical reference and sound track?



I wouldn't mind your now and then retarded interludes, if you weren't just soo damn dumb.

You can't even come up with your own lames. You sad fucks think that recycling 10-year-old lames is something to be proud of.

Who the fuck are you again? I lose track of all the lesser tards running around here. I'm mainly going after your leader type tards. So you'll excuse me if I've forgotten most about you.