Hello. My name is Flynn.

[Dove]

Well, I'm glad everything is okay....!

Thanks. I get a very real anxiety over this. 3 people we knew from high school in our age group just died over the past 5 years. So it made me nuts.

A few years ago I didn't hear from him for a full 24 hours and I lived 3 hours away. So I almost called the cops LOL.

He takes good care of himself. He gets cardio checks up every other year. He is in good health aside from having MS...which Thankfully has not been much of anything. He was diagnosed on 2016.....and the only issue he has is he has very mild loss of sensation in his feet. He says it feels like he always has socks on.

But he is a big guy. 6'7....390 and it makes me worried he will drop dead from some freak weird heart thing that giants get. And the whole MS thing for me feels like a boogeyman hiding in the closest that MIGHT just jump out one day and vastly change our lives or..it won't. No one really knows what could happen.

I'm just a nut is what it boils down to. I don't like hover over him making sure he is alive but if I don't hear from him in a reasonable amount of time I freak out. It's only happened twice. That's how reliable his contact is. We ALWAYS text chat when I'm settling in at work.

And it WOULD happen after a kiss like that. Jesus. I bought him a Gatorade and I'm cooking dinner tonight lol

 

[Dove]

Beginning sounds humanoid.
Midrange sounds chat bot.
Ending sounds like artificial intelligence doing an impression of an international supermodel on a downs syndrome inspired trend.

Please FUCK OFF. Or do better.

Thanks!

Hey check this out. I'm going to use this here public bandwidth however I feel like.

You are gonna have to take responsibility for yourself and just not read it. It's pretty easy. I scroll passed you all the time.

I only read this because you quoted me and it makes you more interesting by default.

Hang in there, buddy. Forums are treacherous.

 

[Flynn]

Thanks. I get a very real anxiety over this. 3 people we knew from high school in our age group just died over the past 5 years. So it made me nuts.

A few years ago I didn't hear from him for a full 24 hours and I lived 3 hours away. So I almost called the cops LOL.

He takes good care of himself. He gets cardio checks up every other year. He is in good health aside from having MS...which Thankfully has not been much of anything. He was diagnosed on 2016.....and the only issue he has is he has very mild loss of sensation in his feet. He says it feels like he always has socks on.

But he is a big guy. 6'7....390 and it makes me worried he will drop dead from some freak weird heart thing that giants get. And the whole MS thing for me feels like a boogeyman hiding in the closest that MIGHT just jump out one day and vastly change our lives or..it won't. No one really knows what could happen.

I'm just a nut is what it boils down to. I don't like hover over him making sure he is alive but if I don't hear from him in a reasonable amount of time I freak out. It's only happened twice. That's how reliable his contact is. We ALWAYS text chat when I'm settling in at work.

And it WOULD happen after a kiss like that. Jesus. I bought him a Gatorade and I'm cooking dinner tonight lol

I forgot he had MS.

Now I understand why you would be worrying. Not that MS is going to take him quickly, but it is something to fret about, especially on those more stressful days.

 

[X]

We do. nothing like a cock on the tip of your tongue.

I like it a lot.

 

[X]

Problem is he's always here and has a habit of inserting himself into every convo, so you inevitably end up interacting with him. Frood's put him on ignore Lol...

sometimes he cooks with his wife dont ask me when tho the bent carrot pervert is here 24 7

 

[X]

Jack the RETARDED BOTTOM!!!!!

and top hes not fussy LOL

 

[Lily]

LOL you can't even do a meme right, you fucking retard

"Bottom text"

lol

 

[X]

 

[Adam Hitler]

sometimes he cooks with his wife dont ask me when tho the bent carrot pervert is here 24 7

Him and his husband must never talk to each other. LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

"Bottom text"

lol

Come on Karenina, that kind of nit-picking is weak.

 

[Garraty_47]

Come on Karenina, that kind of nit-picking is weak.

Maybe I misconstrued the context but I think she was laughing *with* Weeg, not *at* him.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Maybe I misconstrued the context but I think she was laughing *with* Weeg, not *at* him.

Well, her faves Admin and Jack were gloating about Weeg's error earlier, so I took it as her doing the same...

 

[Lily]

Come on Karenina, that kind of nit-picking is weak.

That's more than nitpicking when generating a meme where all you have to do is clear the text box and nothing at all is posted.

Amateur mistake.

 

[Garraty_47]

Well, her faves Admin and Jack were gloating about Weeg's error earlier, so I took it as her doing the same...

I could be wrong... it wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Garraty_47]

Well, her faves Admin and Jack were gloating about Weeg's error earlier, so I took it as her doing the same...

Well.
Okay I admit it... I gave her too much credit.
Generous to a fault, that's me. lulz

 

[Adam Hitler]

I could be wrong... it wouldn't be the first time.

Yeah I was right, see above LOL.

 

[Lily]

Well, her faves Admin and Jack were gloating about Weeg's error earlier, so I took it as her doing the same...

As if you mofos would behave any differently if I did that. Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit.

 

[Lily]

Well.
Okay I admit it... I gave her too much credit.
Generous to a fault, that's me. lulz

So, I'm some bad actor because I mock Weeg a little bit while he lashes out at me like a loony?
Fuck off.

 

[Lily]

Yeah I was right, see above LOL.

What do you want, a prize?

You're all hypocritical assholes.

 

[Adam Hitler]

As if you mofos would behave any differently if I did that. Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit.

Calm down.... I'm just saying it's a tad petty.

 

[Adam Hitler]

What do you want, a prize?

You're all hypocritical assholes.

Oh stop melting ffs, why do you get angry so easily?

 

[Garraty_47]

So, I'm some bad actor because I mock Weeg a little bit while he lashes out at me like a loony?
Fuck off.

I don't know about bad but gullible and too quick to try exploiting a perceived "mistake" by someone you don't like?

Absolutely.

I'm not fussed though.
Soak in it all you like. lulz

 

[Lily]

Calm down.... I'm just saying it's a tad petty.

And you all aren't?

 

[Lily]

I don't know about bad but gullible and too quick to try exploiting a perceived "mistake" by someone you don't like?

Absolutely.

I'm not fussed though.
Soak in it all you like. lulz

Whatever...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Whatever...

Calm. Down. Think of your blood pressure...

 

[Lily]

Calm. Down. Think of your blood pressure...

What are you talking about? You are very sensitive. I am perfectly calm.

 

[Flynn]

**WE INTERRUPT THE REGULARY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING FOR THIS EMERGENCY BROADCAST**

There is a MELTDOWN warning in effect that starts at 3:20 pm pst on April 15 2025 to 6:00 pm pst on April 15 2025.

If you are on the West Coast, please go to higher ground, and away from the epicenter which is located near Los Angeles.

The possible dangers are gusts of hot air traveling at 300 miles per hour as the MELTDOWN evolves. The "hot winds" can knock down trees, houses and tanks. They can also ignite dry brush while traveling at such speeds.

The worst case scenario is a full blown nuclear MELTDOWN. Everything within 25 miles is coated in butthurt radon particles that are breathed in by unsuspecting mammals and homo sapiens alike.

Get to a high ground shelter now.

**THIS HAS BEEN AN ALERT FROM THE MELTDOWN WARNING GROUP. YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING WILL NOW RESUME**

 

[Adam Hitler]

What are you talking about? You are very sensitive. I am perfectly calm.

Annoying isn't it when you're accused of being angry and melting down when you're not.

Try and remember this in future.

 

[Dove]

I forgot he had MS.

Now I understand why you would be worrying. Not that MS is going to take him quickly, but it is something to fret about, especially on those more stressful days.

He got pneumonia last fall and spent 5 days in the hospital and I was there every minute between work....running home to take the dog out...and going right back.

I always feel like...what if this virus somehow triggers the MS and we wake up and he is paralyzed? Or if he has been out of touch for longer than usual while I'm working...my mind is like "he had a seizure. Yep. He had a seizure in the SHOWER and got knocked out falling and had a heart attack"

Completely irrational and I never say this stuff out loud because if I'm thinking it, he is definitely thinking it. And my daughters are thinking it.

It sucks. Thank God he hasn't had any issues or bad MRIs. So the odds he will live his whole life healthy are good. Except they say it's entirely possible it can just "kick in" one day. And there isn't fuck all we can do about it. It probably won't. But it could. That's kinda how we are left with it. It's a boogeyman living in the closet.

A lot of the times we can totally forget he even has it, which a huge luxury many others with MS do not have. So I'm grateful for that.

It could be a whole hell of a lot worse and I thank the Lord all the time that it isn't.

 

[Lily]

Annoying isn't it when you're accused of being angry and melting down when you're not.

Try and remember this in future.

No, not at all annoying. Puzzling is the word I would use.