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[Seamajor]

Are you saying that Flea uses a King size mattress to wipe her ass?

Naw. A roll of paper towels usually does it. Best to check with her. Oh yeah, her hand extension is necessary

 

[The Prowler]

@Admin. @Joe @Alticus @Courier 6 @Jack

 

[The Best Holliday]

It's an oldie but I love it.

Who's the lady with you, George from Pizza Hut?

 

[Lily]

Who's the lady with you, George from Pizza Hut?

I posted almost the exact same thing awhile back...lmao

 

[The Prowler]

I posted almost the exact same thing awhile back...lmao

Obvious jokes are the best kind.

 

[The Prowler]

 

[X]

Can you change my name please, you’re choice, why not? Everything else in life has fucked me

 

[Lily]

Can you change my name please, you’re choice, why not? Everything else in life has fucked me

I suggest "I adore Lily"

 

[Admin.]

I suggest "I adore Lily"

I think “I’m only manic when I’m awake” would suit X too

 

[Lily]

I think “I’m only manic when I’m awake” would suit X too

I would use that on someone else, myself.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Can you change George from Pizza Hut's name to 'Tard'?

Eat a dick.

 

[Admin.]

Eat a dick.

Change George from Pizza Hut’s name to Basement Window Screams, Kthnxbye

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Can you change my name please, you’re choice, why not? Everything else in life has fucked me

Change it to Willie Wombat.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Change it to Willie Wombat.

...or Mr WaaaWaaah

Miss WaaaWaaaah?

Captain Woeizme of the Royally Mounted Patooties?

 

[X]

...or Mr WaaaWaaah

Miss WaaaWaaaah?

Captain Woeizme of the Royally Mounted Patooties?

Gum a cock faGGOT!!

 

[The Best Holliday]

Gum a cock faGGOT!!

Wudt up, Captain Woeizme?

 

[X]

Wudt up, Captain Woeizme?

Dun gumming a cock?

 

[The Best Holliday]

Dun gumming a cock?

What will make yeh feel bedder, lil feller? A priddy song?

 

[X]

What will make yeh feel bedder, lil feller? A priddy song?

Safe to assume you’re all outta cock to gum up then?

 

[The Best Holliday]

Safe to assume you’re all outta cock to gum up then?

Here's a happy song that never fails to cheer the listener:

 

[Admin.]

Here's a happy song that never fails to cheer the listener:

Thank you Jesus, thank you lord!

 

[X]

Oh God, they’re gonna fite for cock now ^^

 

[Scooter]

Oh God, they’re gonna fite for cock now ^^

They're all busy patting each other on the ass. I have to wonder if they're doing more than that and getting stinky fingers.

 

[Lily]

They're all busy patting each other on the ass. I have to wonder if they're doing more than that and getting stinky fingers.

You would, weirdo.

 

[X]

You would, weirdo.

It’s just human curiosity to wonder why men bugger other men like admin and holloghay.. things that make you go hmmmm

 

[Lily]

It’s just human curiosity to wonder why men bugger other men like admin and holloghay.. things that make you go hmmmm

I could say much the same about other males here that run in packs. I guess they're having orgies since they usually run in packs of at least three.

Is the secret password "hold me"?

 

[The Best Holliday]

I could say much the same about other males here that run in packs. I guess they're having orgies since they usually run in packs of at least three.

Is the secret password "hold me"?

Never mind those two.
..They got the rheumatiz. It makes em ornery.

 

[Admin.]

It’s just human curiosity to wonder why men bugger other men like admin and holloghay.. things that make you go hmmmm

You try so hard, I know that must be very difficult for you, to feel like you’re just pissing into the wind.


This is why I mute you.

 

[X]

You try so hard, I know that must be very difficult for you, to feel like you’re just pissing into the wind.


This is why I mute you.

I bet you were burping sauSAGE gas as you typed that LOL

 

[X]

For those that can’t get a real woman, hey there’s AI