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The Prowler

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Check out all the stuff that is (usually) stored in my buffet and hutch....


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@Admin. @Lily @Joe @Courier 6 @Seamajor @Alticus @The New Holliday
 
Damn!

You drink some cheap and nasty shit.

Is that what happens when one gets old? Or are you or someone you love an alcoholic that drinks shitty spirits?
 
The Elijah Craig is soo hyped, that I put it in the Budweiser realm. Sure it has good reviews, but there's no fucking way you're telling me that "18-year-old" oak barreled Bourbon tastes like Murdy's giant pelvis cleft? Dry and crumbly? Like an overripe chunk of Bleu Cheese.

I suggest a Bourbon called Blanton's. It has a smooth body, with undertones of vanilla, caramel, and a small finish. It's Jon Wick's favorite drink. Also, I always take some shit for this but, I think using a glass Tumbler with a bunch of ice is the way to go. Let the ice melt a bit so it can dilute the drink, that way the cold brings out the earthy richness, without the bite. Adding some water to a room temperature drink never made much sense to me. Also, putting a spritz of soda water into a $30 drink is also pretty retarded. Maybe you've had Blanton's then great, if you haven't, you should at least try it.

Beefeater Gin? How old are you people? Gin tastes like what I think Wash State would taste like if they made a spirit from the Evergreen State. I just avoid gin.

Then there's the Jack Daniel's. I mean why even post that? JD is the epitome of what's wrong with big business brewery/distillation/etc. Jack tastes like garbage in my opinion. Who drinks corn mash? It sounds like a byproduct left over from another distilling process. It tastes like shitty grade jet fuel. Mixing it with a heavy flavored mixer is the way to go, but that antiseptic aftertaste just turns me the fuck off.

And lastly there's your obligatory bottle of Crown. What is it with the blended whisky crowd? I put Crown down there with Canadian Mist and what is that...Black Velvet? Both blended whiskies if my mind serves me correct.

Anyways, I've seen worse. You like what you like. At least you have liquor you can spare, unlike most of the bottom feeders around here.
 
Flynn said:
The Elijah Craig is soo hyped, that I put it in the Budweiser realm. Sure it has good reviews, but there's no fucking way you're telling me that "18-year-old" oak barreled Bourbon tastes like Murdy's giant pelvis cleft? Dry and crumbly? Like an overripe chunk of Bleu Cheese.

I suggest a Bourbon called Blanton's. It has a smooth body, with undertones of vanilla, caramel, and a small finish. It's Jon Wick's favorite drink. Also, I always take some shit for this but, I think using a glass Tumbler with a bunch of ice is the way to go. Let the ice melt a bit so it can dilute the drink, that way the cold brings out the earthy richness, without the bite. Adding some water to a room temperature drink never made much sense to me. Also, putting a spritz of soda water into a $30 drink is also pretty retarded. Maybe you've had Blanton's then great, if you haven't, you should at least try it.
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Elijah Craig is fine for me.


Flynn said:
Beefeater Gin? How old are you people? Gin tastes like what I think Wash State would taste like if they made a spirit from the Evergreen State. I just avoid gin.
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Yeah, I think women tend to like gin more than men.


Flynn said:
Then there's the Jack Daniel's. I mean why even post that? JD is the epitome of what's wrong with big business brewery/distillation/etc. Jack tastes like garbage in my opinion. Who drinks corn mash? It sounds like a byproduct left over from another distilling process. It tastes like shitty grade jet fuel. Mixing it with a heavy flavored mixer is the way to go, but that antiseptic aftertaste just turns me the fuck off.
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Why post it?

Hahahaha!!!

Because it came out of my buffet and hutch. Remember? That is what this thread is about.

I like JD mixed with Pepsi.


Flynn said:
And lastly there's your obligatory bottle of Crown. What is it with the blended whisky crowd? I put Crown down there with Canadian Mist and what is that...Black Velvet? Both blended whiskies if my mind serves me correct.
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I like Crown Royal. I drink it and it tastes pretty good and if I want to catch a buzz it will do the trick.

You worry way too much.


Flynn said:
Anyways, I've seen worse. You like what you like. At least you have liquor you can spare, unlike most of the bottom feeders around here.
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Oh great.

Because....you know.....I give a shit about what you think.

Hahahaha!!!
 
The Prowler said:
Check out all the stuff that is (usually) stored in my buffet and hutch....


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IMG-20250806-204658035.jpg

IMG-20250806-204758488.jpg



@Admin. @Lily @Joe @Courier 6 @Seamajor @Alticus @The New Holliday
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Now we're talking! And I'll be talking to Flynn in a Voccy soon but that's neither hair nor there..

First! Have a tag-sale.
Second! The Booze-
Ketal One is the best Vodka you can't taste it and never gives a hangover.
Beefeater isn't the best tasting gin, and there's nothing like a gin and tonic in the summer, but it will give you a nasty morning following serious usage. I suggest Tangueray.
Crown Royal is good but I prefer Canadian Club.
Jack Daniels is a bit smokey for me I like Jim Beam in my Whisky Sour.

Not at all bad for a hutch stash. Your wife made you clean it out eh? Dusting and polishing ha ha
 
Master Pu said:
Now we're talking! And I'll be talking to Flynn in a Voccy soon but that's neither hair nor there..

First! Have a tag-sale.
Second! The Booze-
Ketal One is the best Vodka you can't taste it and never gives a hangover.
Beefeater isn't the best tasting gin, and there's nothing like a gin and tonic in the summer, but it will give you a nasty morning following serious usage. I suggest Tangueray.
Crown Royal is good but I prefer Canadian Club.
Jack Daniels is a bit smokey for me I like Jim Beam in my Whisky Sour.

Not at all bad for a hutch stash. Your wife made you clean it out eh? Dusting and polishing ha ha
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Jack Daniel's is smokey to you?

:Bwahaha:
 
Master Pu said:
Now we're talking! And I'll be talking to Flynn in a Voccy soon but that's neither hair nor there..
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Let me guess...

...you're going to start off your boring 1.5 minute routine with the same shit you've been ejaculating for the last decade? And to confuse me this time around, you're going to switch up some of the posters that you believe me to be...a list consisting of over 100 real life posters, cartoon characters, book characters, and made up non-existent plastic people.

Have I got that correct, so far? Somewhere in the middle of you twisting your tiny pecker in a fast clockwise motion, you'll try to lay out some homoerotic challenge, whether it be you demanding a real picture of another males bicep, or having me recite 1,375,325 lines of Morse Code to prove that I am a female. Then for your final Tard Game Challenge, your wheelchair bound ass will try to have me e-suck you off like you did Flea, for the rock bottom price of .99 cents a minute, with a 5 minute minimum.
 
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