Whiny BASTARD of the MONTH - [August 2025]

[Larry Loungelizard]

You sound like oatmeal with diluted bong water, if I had to describe the imagined flavour of your podcasts. No offense.

Excellent snark. Very well played.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t know what I could have done to have so emotionally damaged the Forums LGBTQ++ community.

 

[Martini]

@Jack

Unless I'm mistaken (and that's entirely possible), you can't watch a podcast, as it's audio only, isn't that right?

Anyway yeah I tried listening to one of @Martini's podcasts but didn't find it all that riveting and clicked away after a few minutes to fight with people on FaceBook.

I don't think he intends to be taken seriously when he talks about how great he and his content are, and how he's a forum saver and has tens of thousands of followers, that's just his way of trolling.

It's like me going around saying I'm a wealthy retired former eye doctor with some jewish ancestry. Oh wait, that's true actually.

First off, don't @ me. I hardly read you and don't need notis from a brain rot retard in my mentions, you stupid gimp.

Second, I don't have "tens of thousands " of followers, I have 30k. Something you fucking brain dead idiots couldn't accumulate because you dimwitted are the purest definition of boring.

I come here out of pity, not for social interaction on the lowest scale like you flatlineing relics. I have a youtube video with more views then this entire forum. You idiots post youtube videos as some sort of edgy reply from the disabled while I make money creating them.

So keep you're "well derp derp I think martini" blind thrown dart assumptions to yourself instead of breaking out the crayolas and attempting to frame a worthless picture out of that crumbling piece of shit you call a brain, shemp. Unlike you idiots, I graduated from the doldrums of these types of forums and come here in between streams only to point and laugh at you chumps and get this, I'll sometimes talk about this place but refuse to name it only because I'm sure many of my followers would enjoy reading the curb stompage I routinely do and why the fuck would I give a free traffic stream anywhere especially here where 95% of the members have the IQ of a retarded insect?

Just remember, you idiots post on message boards for free. LOL

 

[The Cuntess]

First off, don't @ me. I hardly read you and don't need notis from a brain rot retard in my mentions, you stupid gimp.

Second, I don't have "tens of thousands " of followers, I have 30k. Something you fucking brain dead idiots couldn't accumulate because you dimwitted are the purest definition of boring.

I come here out of pity, not for social interaction on the lowest scale like you flatlineing relics. I have a youtube video with more views then this entire forum. You idiots post youtube videos as some sort of edgy reply from the disabled while I make money creating them.

So keep you're "well derp derp I think martini" blind thrown dart assumptions to yourself instead of breaking out the crayolas and attempting to frame a worthless picture out of that crumbling piece of shit you call a brain, shemp. Unlike you idiots, I graduated from the doldrums of these types of forums and come here in between streams only to point and laugh at you chumps and get this, I'll sometimes talk about this place but refuse to name it only because I'm sure many of my followers would enjoy reading the curb stompage I routinely do and why the fuck would I give a free traffic stream anywhere especially here where 95% of the members have the IQ of a retarded insect?

Just remember, you idiots post on message boards for free. LOL

I have 2.5k

 

[wizer]

Second, I don't have "tens of thousands " of followers, I have 30k.

30k IS tens of thousands you squeaky voice moron.

 

[Martini]

I have 2.5k

After 5k the followers start to add up.

2.5k is impressive considering the idiots here would have a hard time getting 5 followers. Just sayin

 

[wizer]

After 5k the followers start to add up.

2.5k is impressive considering the idiots here would have a hard time getting 5 followers. Just sayin

@Martini why do you feel the need to go around telling everyone how great you are?

If it was true, everyone would already know it.

 

[Admin.]

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

 

[Martini]

30k IS tens of thousands you squeaky voice moron.

30k is 30k, you fucking stupid reject. If you cannot provide the actual number then don't even try and articulate anything concerning yours truly.

I don't go around proclaiming I have millions of followers or magically gain thousands of followers weekly.

What I do have, is more followers then this site o' brain damage and more posts in my stream chat in an hour then posts this entire forum will get in a day.

L HAW O HAW L

Face facts, you brigade of Styrofoam helmet wearing imbeciles- I, me, one person, is more popular then the lot of you. I'm like a celebrity compared to you fucking nobodies and chances are my donos in one day would trump your two week paychecks.

I did it. You idiots didn't nor could you on account of you're social failures.

How does that make you feel, again?

 

[Martini]

@Martini why do you feel the need to go around telling everyone how great you are?

If it was true, everyone would already know it.

Because it is true, you decrepit spaz.

Why wouldn't I use my success and influence against a bunch of idiots who post youtube videos as replies?

I am better then you morons and love rubbing it in that here, I'm the same guy who created the summer of poofer and now I'm on a bigger stage while you nobodies are collecting dust together on ancient message boards defending creepers who were creeping on a 15 year old little girl.

Show of hands- which of you shit bags were defending that piece of shit and who used the excuse "she looked older then a 15 year old girl"?

 

[Jack]

Because it is true, you decrepit spaz.

Why wouldn't I use my success and influence against a bunch of idiots who post youtube videos as replies?

I am better then you morons and love rubbing it in that here, I'm the same guy who created the summer of poofer and now I'm on a bigger stage while you nobodies are collecting dust together on ancient message boards defending creepers who were creeping on a 15 year old little girl.

Show of hands- which of you shit bags were defending that piece of shit and who used the excuse "she looked older then a 15 year old girl"?

LOL I still have no idea who you are talking about?

 

[Lily]

LOL I still have no idea who you are talking about?

He's talking about Rancid.

Keep up, Flynn rants about it often enough you should have picked it up by now.

 

[wizer]

Why wouldn't I use my success and influence against a bunch of idiots who post youtube videos as replies?

@Martini

Since you asked nicely, despite the 3rd grade insults that make you feel really important, I believe you are a lonely, inept, failure of a person who was either born without any testicles or lost them in an unfortunate accident hence the weird squeaky high pitched voice in your podcasts.

You have a need to tell everyone how great you are because you suffer from a delusion that if you say something often enough other people besides you and your mother will believe it to be true.

 

[Jack]

He's talking about Rancid.

Keep up, Flynn rants about it often enough you should have picked it up by now.

You know I don't pay any attention to that bullshit. Especially from that toon.

Every accusation is a confession.

 

[wizer]

30k is 30k, you fucking stupid reject. If you cannot provide the actual number then don't even try and articulate anything concerning yours truly.

30k is tens of thousands you fucking idiot.

 

[Lily]

You know I don't pay any attention to that bullshit. Especially from that toon.

Every accusation is a confession.

I didn't say you had to believe it. It's their Rancid cudgel, regardless.

 

[Martini]

@Martini

Since you asked nicely, despite the 3rd grade insults that make you feel really important, I believe you are a lonely, inept, failure of a person who was either born without any testicles or lost them in an unfortunate accident hence the weird squeaky high pitched voice in your podcasts.

You have a need to tell everyone how great you are because you suffer from a delusion that if you say something often enough other people besides you and your mother will believe it to be true.

Last time.

I can care less what retarded Muppets such as yourself spews on a message board 99% of the internet doesn't know exists. The fact that I moved forward and found an audience on social media while you gimps are posting youtube videos as comeback replies and defending a creeper drooling over 15 year old little girls says more about you imbeciles then it does me pointing out I'm successful at being entertaining.

Now I know this is intellectually complicated for you morons, but I have no issue proclaiming myself better then you tards. You, clown that you are, can't even comprehend "don't fucking @ me", so why would I take anything you say seriously?

Do vote for me to get banned. I encourage it.

 

[wizer]

Last time.

I can care less what retarded Muppets such as yourself spews on a message board 99% of the internet doesn't know exists. The fact that I moved forward and found an audience on social media while you gimps are posting youtube videos as comeback replies and defending a creeper drooling over 15 year old little girls says more about you imbeciles then it does me pointing out I'm successful at being entertaining.

Now I know this is intellectually complicated for you morons, but I have no issue proclaiming myself better then you tards. You, clown that you are, can't even comprehend "don't fucking @ me", so why would I take anything you say seriously?

Do vote for me to get banned. I encourage it.

@Martini it's impossible to take you seriously dude. Besides you going around saying how great you aren't and pretending to be popular while failing to under a basic math concept that "tens of thousands" includes your make believe social media following of 30k. The actual number of your followers is closer to two. Your mommy and daddy, and that's only because they're concerned and are keeping tabs on you.

 

[The Best Holliday]

posting youtube videos.....WAAAAAAH

 

[Kirk]

Last time.

I can care less what retarded Muppets such as yourself spews on a message board 99% of the internet doesn't know exists. The fact that I moved forward and found an audience on social media while you gimps are posting youtube videos as comeback replies and defending a creeper drooling over 15 year old little girls says more about you imbeciles then it does me pointing out I'm successful at being entertaining.

Now I know this is intellectually complicated for you morons, but I have no issue proclaiming myself better then you tards. You, clown that you are, can't even comprehend "don't fucking @ me", so why would I take anything you say seriously?

Do vote for me to get banned. I encourage it.

If you win will this be a topic of an upcoming stream?

 

[Martini]

If you win will this be a topic of an upcoming stream?

Hell no.

Nobody gives a fuck about a bunch of idiots banging their wheelchairs into the geritol dispenser.

 

[The Best Holliday]

 

[Lily]

Hell no.

Nobody gives a fuck about a bunch of idiots banging their wheelchairs into the geritol dispenser.

Maybe not gracing us with your brilliance would be a good way to show that.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Maybe not gracing us with your brilliance would be a good way to show that.

...but then when would we have opportunity to rub elbows with a highly successful internet influencer?
...especially one that no one has ever heard of.

 

[Admin.]

...but then when would we have opportunity to rub elbows with a highly successful internet influencer?
...especially one that no one has ever heard of.

I’m enthralled by his streaming acumen, he’s an achiever!

 

[Frood]

I’m enthralled by his streaming acumen, he’s an achiever!

Streaming acumen? Poofer stuck his dick in a wall and you sucked it?

 

[Admin.]

Not that I’m particularly concerned, but since Yowler has been banned for egregious buffoonery shouldn’t his vote be voided?

 

[Jack]

Hell no.

Nobody gives a fuck about a bunch of idiots banging their wheelchairs into the geritol dispenser.

 

[Jack]

I’m enthralled by his streaming acumen, he’s an achiever!

Streaming acumen? Poofer stuck his dick in a wall and you sucked it?

It would actually be awesome to see you two do standup together as a podcast.

Martini is a stupid fuckhead.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Martini is a stupid fuckhead.

What gave him away? The boredom he provides?