Confessions

lol to duke .. well i am the duke of herring from the 7th branch from the trout family, i am duke enough to not duke it out ... but love that expression.
 
lol to duke .. well i am the duke of herring from the 7th branch from the trout family, i am duke enough to not duke it out ... but love that expression.
We should write lyrics together. “Duke of herring from the 7th branch...” HA! That shit will keep ‘em guessing! Along the same flavour as Primus... :ThumbsUp3:


 
I was at a Home Depot with my new truck and the asshole next to be put a scuff on my door.. I kneed their vehicle and was surprised it caved in the way it did !!!.. OH SHIT!! I gtfo there real quick!!!
 
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I was at a Home Depot with my new truck and the asshole next to be put a scuff on my door.. I kneed their vehicle and was surprised it caved in the way it did !!!.. OH SHIT!! I gtfo there real quick!!!
That's not so nice, did you leave a note with your phone number?
 
I had this hot and heavy affair with a women 12 years older than I. She was a good Catholic women and was my book keeper. So weird. It happened, and happened 20 Xs more. We never spoke about it before, during and after. I feel regretful to this day.
 
I had this hot and heavy affair with a women 12 years older than I. She was a good Catholic women and was my book keeper. So weird. It happened, and happened 20 Xs more. We never spoke about it before, during and after. I feel regretful to this day.
Now she will burn in the fires of hell for her mortal sin...
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I had this hot and heavy affair with a women 12 years older than I. She was a good Catholic women and was my book keeper. So weird. It happened, and happened 20 Xs more. We never spoke about it before, during and after. I feel regretful to this day.
Were you/she married at the time?
 
Now she will burn in the fires of hell for her mortal sin...
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She didn't know he was having sex with her cause he would put knock out drops in her coffee and then fuck her in the ass - - - - - -
 
man oh man this brought back memories of a dating forum. some nigger(s)would set up an app and give us a link in a thread to another site where we all could post private confessions all the OP would do is copy and past from other site to the dating one thread...shit was glorious could get away with any private confessions imaginable. the dramas it caused for really close online/real life friends and shit was so fucking funny

it was on datehookup.com when the forums were alive but they dieded a few years back