Purchase Suggestions

[Fredricka]

You dummy only posted half of my post.

So? My post is still true

 

[Cookie Monster]

I bought half an ounce of laughing lettuce and some Eggs and crumpets.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I read the "What is the last thing you purchased?" thread here pretty often.

And I want to contribute more.

I just need to know what to purchase.

I do not want to post about purchases like groceries and cleaning products and beer and wine and booze.

Can anyone give me a good idea of a cool thing to buy!?!??

Maybe it is something I would like, and just have not thought about it.

Take a contract out on Jack, that would be universally popular.

 

[Fredricka]

I bought half an ounce of laughing lettuce and some Eggs and crumpets.

"I do not want to post about purchases like groceries"

Nobody needs your shopping list crookie

 

[Cookie Monster]

"I do not want to post about purchases like groceries"

Nobody needs your shopping list crookie

Laughing Lettuce isn't groceries you cleft plated yokel.

 

[Fredricka]

Laughing Lettuce isn't groceries you cleft plated yokel.

Eggs and crumpets are. What's laughing lettuce then? Weed?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Eggs and crumpets are. What's laughing lettuce then? Weed?

No its a Lettuce you tell hilarious jokes to, kind of figured you never came across one.

 

[Fredricka]

No its a Lettuce you tell hilarious jokes to, kind of figured you never came across one.

Why would you want to tell jokes to a lettuce? Will nobody else laugh at your jokes?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Why would you want to tell jokes to a lettuce? Will nobody else laugh at your jokes?

The laughing lettuce does, that enough for me. BTW If you see Downs Flynndrome ask her where the fuck my Turkey Sandwich is?

 

[Fredricka]

The laughing lettuce does, that enough for me. BTW If you see Downs Flynndrome ask her where the fuck my Turkey Sandwich is?

No

 

[Cookie Monster]

No

 

[Fredricka]

I dont think Prowler wants to buy that

 

[Garraty_47]

Eggs and crumpets are. What's laughing lettuce then? Weed?

Maybe Prowler will buy you a clue but frankly I wouldn't blame him if he decides not to waste the money.

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe Prowler will buy you a clue but frankly I wouldn't blame him if he decides not to waste the money.

So it's a nerd joke then, jack Jr? Ok

 

[Seamajor]

So? My post is still true

Yes, because an idiot posted it. While we’re on the subject most do

 

[Fredricka]

Yes, because an idiot posted it. While we’re on the subject most do

Most do what? Can you at least try to make sense? Wtf?

 

[Seamajor]

Most do what? Can you at least try to make sense? Wtf?

Try English fool

 

[Seamajor]

Does Fred take stupid pills, or is she naturally this stupid?

 

[Fredricka]

I can't cope with this

 

[Frood]

So in high school I had a buddy who really wanted to get an earring and wanted me to get one too. It was trendy. I said "No". He went ahead and got one.

I have never followed trends. If trends do affect me, it is usually to influence me to not follow them.

In high school I was a jock. But I also hung out with computer geeks. I also hung out with "mods" and "punks" and "skinheads". But I also had friends who were deep into heavy metal. And I had some close Lao friends. But I also hung out with Vietnamese people.

I judge people all the time. I do not usually express my thoughts. But I am not going to ignore the flaws in people.

And as far as flaws go, being trendy, in and of itself, is not a bad one.

I got my ear pierced by a drunken drop dead squaw on a reservation during a party in my teens. She was in her 20's. It was done with a sewing needle and thread, Vaseline, and an ice cube.... She wouldn't fuck me after... lulz

 

[Frood]

Try English fool

She prefers logging in here, American fool...

 

[fromHELL]

Does Fred take stupid pills, or is she naturally this stupid?

Well not to be a major Captain Obvious but she is a woman... that explains 99% of it right there.