Happy New Jear Bastard Cracktory

[Aylana]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

What's really amusing is that Blandsacape is now chimping in and getting more bent out of shape than Gumby, screaming for a nurse and getting a massive erection whenever he talks about the summer of poofer.

skeet-skeet, motherfucker, spraying the windows to the walls, sweat dripping off that Scottish bastard's balls.

what season of the summer of poofer is this again, Three. Is it going to get renewed every year??

who besides lily is leaving a wet spot on her bed trap every night when reading this same stupid shit day after day

is this the "content" we are always promised?

 

[Dove]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

What's really amusing is that Blandsacape is now chimping in and getting more bent out of shape than Gumby, screaming for a nurse and getting a massive erection whenever he talks about the summer of poofer.

skeet-skeet, motherfucker, spraying the windows to the walls, sweat dripping off that Scottish bastard's balls.

what season of the summer of poofer is this again, Three. Is it going to get renewed every year??

who besides lily is leaving a wet spot on her bed trap every night when reading this same stupid shit day after day

is this the "content" we are always promised?

Evidently yes, Poofer let himself be forced into meeting up with me so that he could brings years of all this progressive content.

You miss that part?

 

[The Prowler]

Speaking of which, I think Lily is very pretty. And smart. And funny.

Flattery will keep her at your side.

Which is your guarantee that you are not the biggest idiot in the room.

 

[The Countess]

If Debauch called right now, I might just consider buying a Plane ticket. COVID and all

 

[The Scoundrel]

If Debauch called right now, I might just consider buying a Plane ticket. COVID and all

Obsession.

New fragrance brought to you by DeBauch (UK)

 

[Dove]

If Debauch called right now, I might just consider buying a Plane ticket. COVID and all

Lots of vit D.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Imagine Poofer taking acid? He would start freaking out within ten minutes calling the ambulance because his toe feels funny

As you know, the biggest part of a trip is discovering inside your own mind.

If I were Poofer I'd hate that too.

 

[Dove]

Imagine Poofer taking acid? He would start freaking out within ten minutes calling the ambulance because his toe feels funny

As you know, the biggest part of a trip is discovering inside your own mind.

If I were Poofer I'd hate that too.

Very very true.

And that bad trip would bleed right out and ruin everyones.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Imagine Poofer taking acid? He would start freaking out within ten minutes calling the ambulance because his toe feels funny

As you know, the biggest part of a trip is discovering inside your own mind.

If I were Poofer I'd hate that too.

Very very true.

And that bad trip would bleed right out and ruin everyones.

People like that we would normally send out for a nice long walk on the beach whilst they tripped. They'd either come back with enhanced wisdom and a much better understanding or they wouldn't come back.

Either is fine by me.

There are tales that some of those who didn't return have made a life as hermits in the woods and are on an eternal search for the best trippin berries amongst all the poison.

It's a risky life.

 

[Dove]

Imagine Poofer taking acid? He would start freaking out within ten minutes calling the ambulance because his toe feels funny

As you know, the biggest part of a trip is discovering inside your own mind.

If I were Poofer I'd hate that too.

Very very true.

And that bad trip would bleed right out and ruin everyones.

People like that we would normally send out for a nice long walk on the beach whilst they tripped. They'd either come back with enhanced wisdom and a much better understanding or they wouldn't come back.

Either is fine by me.

There are tales that some of those who didn't return have made a life as hermits in the woods and are on an eternal search for the best trippin berries amongst all the poison.

It's a risky life.

Back when I indulged in the hallucinogens.....when I started tripping hard I HAD to be outside in nature and in my under wear.

Like a typical feral whack job running outside mostly naked tripping balls

But it was a really good time lol

My mind isnt a dark and narcy place though. I dont fake who I am so it all went well for me :D

 

[The Scoundrel]

My mind isnt a dark and narcy place though. I dont fake who I am so it all went well for me :D

That being the entire point.

You can only discover magnified thoughts and feelings you already have inside you.

Satan help you if you're an actual horrible cunt.

You're in for a rocky road.

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Blurt]

 

[Blurt]

Speaking of which, I think Lily is very pretty. And smart. And funny.

Flattery will keep her at your side.

Which is your guarantee that you are not the biggest idiot in the room.

And yet, while it's certainly not flattery that keeps you at my side, it appears the guarantee is still valid.

There must be some other principle involved.

Don't you think?

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'd forgottem the Infected Mushrooms. Great tunes.

Used to end up listening to them whilst searching for 'Infected' By The The lol.

People are happy to believe I like the Mushrooms but not The The. (Even You Tube)

Never underestimate dudes.

 

[Dove]

Me and my brother used to take shrooms and watch Space Ghost coast to coast



And laugh nonstop for hours lol

 

[Flynn]

Why don't you poast a time stamped pic of yourself, like you've been challenged to do numerous times over the years?

Hell, even one of your FT comrades mentioned it earlier....

I await the excuses.

Why don't YOU post a picture? Because you can't, because those pictures are not yours and they haven't aged one single day while you have.

Who were you trying to catfish? Flea? Dovey? SHAMPAIN?

You could actually vouch for me here, but I know you won't. Apparently my pics are fake, LMAO.

White flag noted.

Why not just give up the e-trannie routine ffs...

I see.

So you do finally admit to catfishing posters with your fake ass pictures?

Who have I tried to "catfish" exactly?

Why on earth would you post pictures that are not of you? You just do that because you're ashamed of how you look?

Or.

You're trying to catcish minorities because you find Latino and African American women sultry, but knowing that you really look like Homer Simpson would be a turn off even for those "people."

The pictures I posted are real. Sorry about your jealousy.

Yeah. Right.

And there's a fairy with wings that puts money under children's pillows in exchange for teeth.

Sorry. Your pictures are fake.

 

[Flynn]

The whole "omg Dovey cheated on her husband" shit is retarded.

Firstly, lots of married people cheat. I would rather be the married cheater than ever be the side piece. Only an insecure dipshit thinks being a side fuck to a married person is a compliment of some sort.

Poofer likes this narrative because he enjoys pretending that he finally got one over on another man. In his hood ape brain, he thinks if a woman cheated on her husband with him....its because he had something another man didnt.

I mean its true....he definately had things my husband doesnt have. Like low standards, a cluster b personality disorder and a willingness to lap up crumbs like a starving dog.

What kind of retarded, low self esteem fuckwad tries to brag about getting used by someone else's spouse? He is very stuck on being at an even LOWER status with me than what he was.

Being willing and flattered to be some meat sack for a married liar who is using you behind the back of the person who is their primary concern and main priority is even more pathetic than being a new person who cant accept the just going with the flow and demanding way too much way too soon. But whatever.

You wanna reduce yourself to the level of halpless concubine who wasnt even empowered enough to say "no, I dont want to do this" you go on with that. It doesnt jive with the whole "dovey was begging for a relationship and she was gullible and I did it for content" mess. There isnt much lower than a man who is willing to bang another man's wife in the shadows because he isnt worthy of being claimed or even admitted too.

Dont get me twisted....I have a very low opinion of Poofer. It just wasnt quite THAT low, however....I recognize that I'm an optimist thinker who enjoys seeing the good in others until they prove to me otherwise.

And if this the level he is determined to be on, so be it lol.

No amount of trying to slam everyone involve BUT the big player of the year who was nothing more than a cheap random moron who let himself be used as a tool in another person's marital drama bragging about being some slick home wrecker doesnt change that. Only desperate and gullible skanks mess around with married people. You really gotta be next level morally bankrupt to brag and get an ego boost out of that while also trying to pretend you had some upper hand.

It IS a common thing from people who are the other person in affairs to be delusional about the....arrangement....though.

People ALWAYS cheat down. Quality partners dont settle and are NOT down to be another person's dirty secret. Only desperate stupid fucks are willing to do that.

Either he was the "other man" and everything that comes with being the moron beta on the side...from his lack of employment, lack of ability to drive and his cut off sweat pants.... or I was begging him to come live with me in a van and be my fat Trex armed housewife.

It literally cannot be both. In reality its neither.....both this novel is getting written even if it takes 5 years and no one even wants to read it so we may as well develope a coherent plot.

How do we best make Poofer the victim who did all the victimizing while simultaneously making me NOT the victim who was victimized?

And if my husband took my skank ass BACK... that means we were not together at that point. Otherwise he wouldnt taking me BACK. Maybe go with "oh man that cuck didnt even boot her!". It serves the narrative better. Perhaps Poof just wasnt very threatening to my primary real partner?

Let's make it rain tears of karma until the flood finally washes all the pain away.

Well you did cheat on your husband, right? Yet, you try to deny the shit on a daily basis. Just admit you're a piece of shit and everyone can move on you big fat retard.

 

[Flynn]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

 

[Dove]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

YOU are a stupid fucking retard.

Already decided. Shove that "no yuo!" Into your empiracle glass snot.

 

[Flynn]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

YOU are a stupid fucking retard.

Already decided. Shove that "no yuo!" Into your empiracle glass snot.

No. You are the stupid retard.

Where's your husband's wallet? Or did he eventually run away from you? You stupid retard.

 

[Dove]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

YOU are a stupid fucking retard.

Already decided. Shove that "no yuo!" Into your empiracle glass snot.

No. You are the stupid retard.

Where's your husband's wallet? Or did he eventually run away from you? You stupid retard.

Why are you worried about my husbands wallet, you stupid fucking retard?

Poofer need another 20 bucks for lunch on his next bus ride?

Stupid fucktard. Lulz.

 

[Master]

When your not even on the forum and stupid ppl are still talking about you to justify themselves……

It’s like watching Ghosthunters

 

[Flynn]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

YOU are a stupid fucking retard.

Already decided. Shove that "no yuo!" Into your empiracle glass snot.

No. You are the stupid retard.

Where's your husband's wallet? Or did he eventually run away from you? You stupid retard.

Why are you worried about my husbands wallet, you stupid fucking retard?

Poofer need another 20 bucks for lunch on his next bus ride?

Stupid fucktard. Lulz.

Why are you afraid of showing it, proven DRUG ADDICT!

Oh. Let me guess. Your husband made you cheat on him?

Lol!!!

IDIOT!!

 

[Flynn]

When your not even on the forum and stupid ppl are still talking about you to justify themselves……

It’s like watching Ghosthunters

Dovey is hella made she got her ass fucked up last night. Her pathetic responses were more of the same sad excuses..."it's everyone else's fault why I act this way."

Notice how she got irate when we all chimed in about her jealousy towards Mudcock. Now that was some funny ass shit!!!

Epic meltdown.

 

[Flynn]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

What's really amusing is that Blandsacape is now chimping in and getting more bent out of shape than Gumby, screaming for a nurse and getting a massive erection whenever he talks about the summer of poofer.

skeet-skeet, motherfucker, spraying the windows to the walls, sweat dripping off that Scottish bastard's balls.

what season of the summer of poofer is this again, Three. Is it going to get renewed every year??

who besides lily is leaving a wet spot on her bed trap every night when reading this same stupid shit day after day

is this the "content" we are always promised?

Evidently yes, Poofer let himself be forced into meeting up with me so that he could brings years of all this progressive content.

You miss that part?

So now it's the POOFER'S fault that you cheated on your husband? This is like the 100th time you blame Poofer for your own selfish actions.

You're just one sad nasty skank. No one would miss you if you killed yourself. I for one woyld adopt your kids and never talk about you ever. You're poor and stupid. Plus you've obviously have some shades of mental illness.

You can't even hold a job down for more than 6 months you lazy bitch.

Lol!!!

 

[The Scoundrel]

The Poofer account is active. The Flynn account is active. Both logging on within minutes.

One wonders whether they're having to use technology to communicate or whether a soup can and string under the bathroom door is ample?

 

[Dove]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

YOU are a stupid fucking retard.

Already decided. Shove that "no yuo!" Into your empiracle glass snot.

No. You are the stupid retard.

Where's your husband's wallet? Or did he eventually run away from you? You stupid retard.

Why are you worried about my husbands wallet, you stupid fucking retard?

Poofer need another 20 bucks for lunch on his next bus ride?

Stupid fucktard. Lulz.

Why are you afraid of showing it, proven DRUG ADDICT!

Oh. Let me guess. Your husband made you cheat on him?

Lol!!!

IDIOT!!

Where did I say I was AFRAID to show my husbands wallet, numnuts?

And how that fuck that does connect to my husband "made me cheat" on him? There is literally NO connection between those you fucking fetal alcohol syndrome afflicted fucking retard.

"Oh my god the sky is blue.

Oh let me guess.....you farted in my mouth today" ~ Flynntard

 

[Dove]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

What's really amusing is that Blandsacape is now chimping in and getting more bent out of shape than Gumby, screaming for a nurse and getting a massive erection whenever he talks about the summer of poofer.

skeet-skeet, motherfucker, spraying the windows to the walls, sweat dripping off that Scottish bastard's balls.

what season of the summer of poofer is this again, Three. Is it going to get renewed every year??

who besides lily is leaving a wet spot on her bed trap every night when reading this same stupid shit day after day

is this the "content" we are always promised?

Evidently yes, Poofer let himself be forced into meeting up with me so that he could brings years of all this progressive content.

You miss that part?

So now it's the POOFER'S fault that you cheated on your husband? This is like the 100th time you blame Poofer for your own selfish actions.

Um hey retard?

That's POOFERS claim, you stupid retarded twunt.

According to YOU stupid fucks, Poofer GOT me to do ALL of it as part of his whole MASTER TROLL for CONTENT.

So.....are YOU saying Poofer is a LIAR?

Bahahahahaha

Fucking retard.

 

[Flynn]

So Poofer brags about his conquest of a married woman yet posts that this makes her somehow lesser?

But hey. I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy so I also think Dovey shouldn't have got years of content from one disappointing fuck.

In this particular case she's just the lesser of two evils.

Anyway. Enough about Dovey.

This really must be the "Not About Dovey" thread?

They are fucking stupid retards lol

No. You're a stupid retard.

You've prove this everyday, you big fat retard.

YOU are a stupid fucking retard.

Already decided. Shove that "no yuo!" Into your empiracle glass snot.

No. You are the stupid retard.

Where's your husband's wallet? Or did he eventually run away from you? You stupid retard.

Why are you worried about my husbands wallet, you stupid fucking retard?

Poofer need another 20 bucks for lunch on his next bus ride?

Stupid fucktard. Lulz.

Why are you afraid of showing it, proven DRUG ADDICT!

Oh. Let me guess. Your husband made you cheat on him?

Lol!!!

IDIOT!!

Where did I say I was AFRAID to show my husbands wallet, numnuts?

And how that fuck that does connect to my husband "made me cheat" on him? There is literally NO connection between those you fucking fetal alcohol syndrome afflicted fucking retard.

"Oh my god the sky is blue.

Oh let me guess.....you farted in my mouth today" ~ Flynntard

Then show it coward.

You were dumb enough to show off your paultry grilled cheese sandwich on that ugly ass table.

It must suck being poor.

 

[Dove]

When your not even on the forum and stupid ppl are still talking about you to justify themselves……

It’s like watching Ghosthunters

Dovey is hella made she got her ass fucked up last night. Her pathetic responses were more of the same sad excuses..."it's everyone else's fault why I act this way."

Notice how she got irate when we all chimed in about her jealousy towards Mudcock. Now that was some funny ass shit!!!

Epic meltdown.

Where did I get IRATE over drooling ass fucking retards sit claiming I'm "jealous" of Murdock?

And who is "WE ALL"?

Quote it. Stupid fucking liar. Bahahaha.