Is now a bad time to talk about my Audi A8 and executive power lunches which I never have to pay for
or will that make Admin's and Oink's herpes sores explode again?
My private school upbringing all around the world sets off Locustbug and Fat Oak but it's still fun to remind them of it....
That’s a hoot DD
He has LOADS of degrees you know.
lmfao
And all "awarded"... not attended for.... lulz
Longest toes in high school certificate is on your resume is it?
Nah.... I just got a few months short of a Masters degree from doing the actual work, learning as I went, and delivering results throughout.... with no prior fucking qualifications to speak of.
That was only after 6 and 1/2 years in one Org.
The Org paid for it.
People followed me around for months taking notes and trying to kick my knees because they never had a case like me.
I broke them.
Uh huh, sure. Do you use that on your resume?
I almost got a Master's degree, but didn't because "blah, blah"
Depends on the position. If it's one type or another.
My cv's and cover letters are position critical endeavours.
One org wants a hands on person whereas another wants a more wanker-ish sort to get through the final interviews.
So, I don't advertise getting 6 plus years of full time studies for zero investment unless it's going to influence my situation in a positive way. I mostly rely on stellar references.
If I see an interview is going sideways and it helps my case, I might drag out a folder of degrees, flip them over and note the tiny print in the corner where it denotes the date and time acquired.... then go into the history.
....but mostly, I don't bother... I can tell pretty quickly what the landscape is and whether I'll be happy there or not. I have high standards.