Murdock's home renovations...DIY awesomeness

[Blazor]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Remove all the cobwebs, clean those pipes LOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

 

[Murdy]

that guy would lick you till he hit spine

Gotta love a gif that will eat your pussy right off the bone.

Is thread still about home renovations, or are we on to pussy renovations lol?

Good to see that no hijacking thing remain a positive force and led by example

lolz

FAP worthy hijacking is much more tolerable than watching someone come in and take a dump in a fresh thread….

 

[Biggie Smiles]

that guy would lick you till he hit spine

Gotta love a gif that will eat your pussy right off the bone.

Is thread still about home renovations, or are we on to pussy renovations lol?

Good to see that no hijacking thing remain a positive force and led by example

lolz

FAP worthy hijacking is much more tolerable than watching someone come in and take a dump in a fresh thread….

Yeah I hate when l..... does that

 

[Murdy]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

I haven’t had sex since last Saturday night. I used to be nymphatic, but intimacy is so satisfying that I’m not horny all the time lol

 

[Murdy]

Couldn't pay me enough to live in Californiastan....

There are still nice areas here but you have to put up with a lot of bad government. At least in San Diego we didn't go with the whole idiotic defund the police nonsense which the leftists were pushing in 2019 and 2020. There is still a lot of bull shit coming out of the state capital of Sacramento though.

I think you have to understand the foundation of the movement to see where they were going with that. I get it. Most who are not sympathetic to that cause don’t.

 

[Blazor]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Remove all the cobwebs, clean those pipes LOL

Oh, Im shaved up, and make sure to clean out my pipes once or twice a week lol.

I wouldnt wanna hose down the first gal I get with!

 

[Frood]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

I haven’t had sex since last Saturday night. I used to be nymphatic, but intimacy is so satisfying that I’m not horny all the time lol

No offence, but you're nearly geriatric in age and fat. Take what you get and be grateful...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

allllllrighty then



sooooooooooo how bout them mets?

 

[Dove]

Couldn't pay me enough to live in Californiastan....

There are still nice areas here but you have to put up with a lot of bad government. At least in San Diego we didn't go with the whole idiotic defund the police nonsense which the leftists were pushing in 2019 and 2020. There is still a lot of bull shit coming out of the state capital of Sacramento though.

Things went quiet on that fast.

Did anyone ever figure out what happened to the 60 million dollars and all the money BLM founders scammed off the backs of dead criminals?

 

[Frood]

What? I was just being earnest...

 

[Blazor]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

Hell yeah lol.

My last gf and I broke up not long after the scamdemic started. Made it hard to meet folks. I aint doing dating sites either. Glad things are coming around again.

Last time I was single, was 8 years ago, for 1 year. This is only the 2nd time I been single for a bit. Been nice doing whatever the fuck I want though lol.

 

[Murdy]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

I haven’t had sex since last Saturday night. I used to be nymphatic, but intimacy is so satisfying that I’m not horny all the time lol

No offence, but you're nearly geriatric in age and fat. Take what you get and be grateful...

Take what I can get? Bwa hahaha

El Big Sexy was one of the most eligible bachelors still on the market. No red flags and a solid family foundation. He is 6’ 295 lbs. I like em thicc AF. Strong as an ox.

Now tell me why the “curse of oak island” aka 50 shades of beige would have to chase what he refers to as the fat chick online telling her how much he doesn’t want to fuck?

I’m too young for you. You like em old AF like Paula Dean with grey curly hair and granny pantaloons.

 

[Oerdin]

Couldn't pay me enough to live in Californiastan....

There are still nice areas here but you have to put up with a lot of bad government. At least in San Diego we didn't go with the whole idiotic defund the police nonsense which the leftists were pushing in 2019 and 2020. There is still a lot of bull shit coming out of the state capital of Sacramento though.

I think you have to understand the foundation of the movement to see where they were going with that. I get it. Most who are not sympathetic to that cause don’t.

It was just bad policy from start to finish. Even if you incorrectly believe there was a mass of police disproportionately killing black suspects (hint: the data shows that was a complete lie) then the right answer is to increase training and funding not defund. Literally every where the idiot left defunded the police crime skyrocketed and quality of life for normal citizens nose dived.

Observant people will also notice it was literal self declared "communist revolutionaries" who pushed the defund the police narrative. They did so right when they wanted to march through the streets trying to enforce their evil hateful ideology on to everyone else. They just wanted police gone so they could do whatever they wanted to without opposition. Stuff like burning down businesses in the name of communism and attacking everyone they wanted.

 

[Blazor]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

I haven’t had sex since last Saturday night. I used to be nymphatic, but intimacy is so satisfying that I’m not horny all the time lol

I use to have sex a MINIMUM of 4 times a week. About an hour each time. Back in the day, 5 times in a day.

Yeah, I use to be a sexaholic lol.

Now I just miss the simple things, like affection.... hugs, kisses, cuddles, holding hands.

Dont get me wrong, I been dying to eat some pussy, and go diving dick deep into some again lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

oak island

Hey... no flaming up heres

 

[Frood]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

I haven’t had sex since last Saturday night. I used to be nymphatic, but intimacy is so satisfying that I’m not horny all the time lol

No offence, but you're nearly geriatric in age and fat. Take what you get and be grateful...

Take what I can get? Bwa hahaha

El Big Sexy was one of the most eligible bachelors still on the market. No red flags and a solid family foundation. He is 6’ 295 lbs. I like em thicc AF. Strong as an ox.

Now tell me why the “curse of oak island” aka 50 shades of beige would have to chase what he refers to as the fat chick online telling her how much he doesn’t want to fuck?

I’m too young for you. You like em old AF like Paula Dean with grey curly hair and granny pantaloons.

Yeah... you're like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl and your pelvic tunnel resembles a broken shell strewn rip-tide...

(And those nipples of yours.... like sun burnt dish pans trying to hold up a pair of muffins)

 

[Murdy]

Couldn't pay me enough to live in Californiastan....

There are still nice areas here but you have to put up with a lot of bad government. At least in San Diego we didn't go with the whole idiotic defund the police nonsense which the leftists were pushing in 2019 and 2020. There is still a lot of bull shit coming out of the state capital of Sacramento though.

I think you have to understand the foundation of the movement to see where they were going with that. I get it. Most who are not sympathetic to that cause don’t.

It was just bad police from start to finish. Even if you incorrectly believe there was a mass of police disproportionately killing black suspects (hint: the data shows that was a complete lie) then the right answer is to increase training and funding not defund. Literally every where the idiot left refunded the police crime skyrocketed and quality of life for normal citizens nose dived.

Observant people will also notice it was literal self declared "communist revolutionaries" who pushed the defund the police narrative. They did so right when they wanted to march through the streets trying to enforce their evil hateful ideology on to everyone else. They just wanted police gone so they could do whatever they wanted to without opposition. Stuff like burning down businesses in the na!e of communism and attacking everyone they wanted.

I don’t believe the police are all villains. I also think they are pushing too hard in the black communities and if tax paying citizens are saying they are being treated unfairly and the people from their communities are being murdered in the streets like dogs over things like $20 counterfeit bills on national news, there is an issue that needs to be addressed.

The police have been militized to combat the war on drugs. Why do we care of someone gets away for a petty crime? Terrorizing society in an attempt to maintain order is unacceptable.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Remove all the cobwebs, clean those pipes LOL

Oh, Im shaved up, and make sure to clean out my pipes once or twice a week lol.

I wouldnt wanna hose down the first gal I get with!

Cumca Cola bahahahahahahhaha

 

[Dove]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

Hell yeah lol.

My last gf and I broke up not long after the scamdemic started. Made it hard to meet folks. I aint doing dating sites either. Glad things are coming around again.

Last time I was single, was 8 years ago, for 1 year. This is only the 2nd time I been single for a bit. Been nice doing whatever the fuck I want though lol.

I would hate being single today. I'm so used to having a partner it would be such a huge adjustment. And I would not bother even trying to meet anyone if I did end up single. Even vetting people isnt a guarantee you wont end up with a nut.

I have a small child and I take care of my mom, though. So I definately wouldnt take any risk on any new people. I tend to be too nice and forgiving. The attitude towards single moms on the gross dating scene of today is horrible and dehumanizing and then there are predators who intentionally go after single moms for the purpose of abusing their child.

No fucking thanks. Plus I'd die of rage if my husband actually moved on from me lol. And he would eventually, and fuck that.

It should be easier for you though, you are a guy. And you have no small children and not a ton of baggage. I dont blame you on the dating sites
.....those are garbage.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Someone did that in a gas station, stole a good wad of money before they found out

One of the many things I love about being out in the boonies in a small town. Shit like that just does not happen.

That's because blacks are few and far between Lol.

 

[Blazor]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

Hell yeah lol.

My last gf and I broke up not long after the scamdemic started. Made it hard to meet folks. I aint doing dating sites either. Glad things are coming around again.

Last time I was single, was 8 years ago, for 1 year. This is only the 2nd time I been single for a bit. Been nice doing whatever the fuck I want though lol.

I would hate being single today. I'm so used to having a partner it would be such a huge adjustment. And I would not bother even trying to meet anyone if I did end up single. Even vetting people isnt a guarantee you wont end up with a nut.

I have a small child and I take care of my mom, though. So I definately wouldnt take any risk on any new people. I tend to be too nice and forgiving. The attitude towards single moms on the gross dating scene of today is horrible and dehumanizing and then there are predators who intentionally go after single moms for the purpose of abusing their child.

No fucking thanks. Plus I'd die of rage if my husband actually moved on from me lol. And he would eventually, and fuck that.

It should be easier for you though, you are a guy. And you have no small children and not a ton of baggage. I dont blame you on the dating sites
.....those are garbage.

You're right!

Yeah "should" be easier for me. All the ones I run into aint single though lol. So strange. Maybe its the circle Im running in lately.

Fuck the clubs. Maybe I need to find some new hobbies to meet folks at. In my music circle they all in relationships.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I would hate being single today. I'm so used to having a partner it would be such a huge adjustment. And I would not bother even trying to meet anyone if I did end up single. Even vetting people isnt a guarantee you wont end up with a nut.

I have a small child and I take care of my mom, though. So I definately wouldnt take any risk on any new people. I tend to be too nice and forgiving. The attitude towards single moms on the gross dating scene of today is horrible and dehumanizing and then there are predators who intentionally go after single moms for the purpose of abusing their child.

No fucking thanks. Plus I'd die of rage if my husband actually moved on from me lol. And he would eventually, and fuck that.

It should be easier for you though, you are a guy. And you have no small children and not a ton of baggage. I dont blame you on the dating sites
.....those are garbage.

I have to say something, I've become too lazy to go steady with someone.

Last time I was dating, every Saturday was waking up to her messages "I'm waiting for you"

Saturday and Sunday stuck there. And then she started demanding seeing me on Wednesdays too.

Seriously, I've learned to enjoy being single so much, it's gonna be hard finding some who'll get me interested enough to go down that rabbit hole again.

 

[Murdy]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

I haven’t had sex since last Saturday night. I used to be nymphatic, but intimacy is so satisfying that I’m not horny all the time lol

No offence, but you're nearly geriatric in age and fat. Take what you get and be grateful...

Take what I can get? Bwa hahaha

El Big Sexy was one of the most eligible bachelors still on the market. No red flags and a solid family foundation. He is 6’ 295 lbs. I like em thicc AF. Strong as an ox.

Now tell me why the “curse of oak island” aka 50 shades of beige would have to chase what he refers to as the fat chick online telling her how much he doesn’t want to fuck?

I’m too young for you. You like em old AF like Paula Dean with grey curly hair and granny pantaloons.

Yeah... you're like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl and your pelvic tunnel resembles a broken shell strewn rip-tide...

(And those nipples of yours.... like sun burnt dish pans trying to hold up a pair of muffins)

No means NO, creeper

 

[Murdy]

I would hate being single today. I'm so used to having a partner it would be such a huge adjustment. And I would not bother even trying to meet anyone if I did end up single. Even vetting people isnt a guarantee you wont end up with a nut.

I have a small child and I take care of my mom, though. So I definately wouldnt take any risk on any new people. I tend to be too nice and forgiving. The attitude towards single moms on the gross dating scene of today is horrible and dehumanizing and then there are predators who intentionally go after single moms for the purpose of abusing their child.

No fucking thanks. Plus I'd die of rage if my husband actually moved on from me lol. And he would eventually, and fuck that.

It should be easier for you though, you are a guy. And you have no small children and not a ton of baggage. I dont blame you on the dating sites
.....those are garbage.

I have to say something, I've become too lazy to go steady with someone.

Last time I was dating, every Saturday was waking up to her messages "I'm waiting for you"

Saturday and Sunday stuck there. And then she started demanding seeing me at on Wednesdays.

Seriously, I've learned to enjoy being single so much, it's gonna be hard finding some who'll get me interested enough to go down that rabbit hole again.

Most woman want instant monogamy in a casual dating scene and they are their own worst enemy.

I swore off men for the 1.5 years before I reconnected and started falling for my fiancé.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Can everyone COOL it with the political talk up here PLEASE when people start reporting things we have to act on it so fuck ALL the politics downstairs...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I would hate being single today. I'm so used to having a partner it would be such a huge adjustment. And I would not bother even trying to meet anyone if I did end up single. Even vetting people isnt a guarantee you wont end up with a nut.

I have a small child and I take care of my mom, though. So I definately wouldnt take any risk on any new people. I tend to be too nice and forgiving. The attitude towards single moms on the gross dating scene of today is horrible and dehumanizing and then there are predators who intentionally go after single moms for the purpose of abusing their child.

No fucking thanks. Plus I'd die of rage if my husband actually moved on from me lol. And he would eventually, and fuck that.

It should be easier for you though, you are a guy. And you have no small children and not a ton of baggage. I dont blame you on the dating sites
.....those are garbage.

I have to say something, I've become too lazy to go steady with someone.

Last time I was dating, every Saturday was waking up to her messages "I'm waiting for you"

Saturday and Sunday stuck there. And then she started demanding seeing me at on Wednesdays.

Seriously, I've learned to enjoy being single so much, it's gonna be hard finding some who'll get me interested enough to go down that rabbit hole again.

wait a minute

you and the wife got divorced?

when did that happen?

 

[Dove]

Man, I'd love to renovate some pussy! Been nearly 2 years lol.

Damn son

It's been like 2 hours since I fucked my lady and I'm already feeling frisky


holy shiznit!

Hell yeah lol.

My last gf and I broke up not long after the scamdemic started. Made it hard to meet folks. I aint doing dating sites either. Glad things are coming around again.

Last time I was single, was 8 years ago, for 1 year. This is only the 2nd time I been single for a bit. Been nice doing whatever the fuck I want though lol.

I would hate being single today. I'm so used to having a partner it would be such a huge adjustment. And I would not bother even trying to meet anyone if I did end up single. Even vetting people isnt a guarantee you wont end up with a nut.

I have a small child and I take care of my mom, though. So I definately wouldnt take any risk on any new people. I tend to be too nice and forgiving. The attitude towards single moms on the gross dating scene of today is horrible and dehumanizing and then there are predators who intentionally go after single moms for the purpose of abusing their child.

No fucking thanks. Plus I'd die of rage if my husband actually moved on from me lol. And he would eventually, and fuck that.

It should be easier for you though, you are a guy. And you have no small children and not a ton of baggage. I dont blame you on the dating sites
.....those are garbage.

You're right!

Yeah "should" be easier for me. All the ones I run into aint single though lol. So strange. Maybe its the circle Im running in lately.

Fuck the clubs. Maybe I need to find some new hobbies to meet folks at. In my music circle they all in relationships.

I'm not a good one to give advice on how to meet people. Every single relationship or "entanglement" I've had has been with someone I just happened upon while living my life.

I dont really have rules like "I will NOT meet anyone on THIS venue" though. EXCEPT dating sites.

I actually once went out with a guy I met on Plenty of Fish when I was trolling the site for a friend. She found her boyfriends PoF profile and wanted to know if he was active on it. So she begged me to make a fake profile and try to hit him up. Some man started chatting me and I had to tell him that the profile was fake and why.....he thought it was funny.

He was a real wack job and got really clingy after one date that wasnt even a good one. It's like we had two completely different experiences on the same date because I was not feeling it at ALL and evidently he was feeling it TOO much.

I'm pretty put off on dating sites but then....getting out there to meet people for that purpose isnt something I ever do. I like it to just happen.

I met my husband on FB. We had mutual friends and met on a comment list and were posting movie quotes to eachother and it just went from there lol. He invited me out and when he came to pick me up, my daughter (who is now 16) threw a shoe at him because she didnt want me to date anyone.

Today (ten years later) she loves him, calls him dad and regards him as her father. They are close and have a great relationship. One he totally earned.

Just go do stuff and be approachable. Do stuff you LIKE to do, that way if you meet someone doing that you have some shared interests already. Who the fuck wants to mess with the kind of people who go "clubbing" lol. Yuck.

 

[Oerdin]

Couldn't pay me enough to live in Californiastan....

There are still nice areas here but you have to put up with a lot of bad government. At least in San Diego we didn't go with the whole idiotic defund the police nonsense which the leftists were pushing in 2019 and 2020. There is still a lot of bull shit coming out of the state capital of Sacramento though.

I think you have to understand the foundation of the movement to see where they were going with that. I get it. Most who are not sympathetic to that cause don’t.

It was just bad police from start to finish. Even if you incorrectly believe there was a mass of police disproportionately killing black suspects (hint: the data shows that was a complete lie) then the right answer is to increase training and funding not defund. Literally every where the idiot left refunded the police crime skyrocketed and quality of life for normal citizens nose dived.

Observant people will also notice it was literal self declared "communist revolutionaries" who pushed the defund the police narrative. They did so right when they wanted to march through the streets trying to enforce their evil hateful ideology on to everyone else. They just wanted police gone so they could do whatever they wanted to without opposition. Stuff like burning down businesses in the na!e of communism and attacking everyone they wanted.

I don’t believe the police are all villains. I also think they are pushing too hard in the black communities and if tax paying citizens are saying they are being treated unfairly and the people from their communities are being murdered in the streets like dogs over things like $20 counterfeit bills on national news, there is an issue that needs to be addressed.

The police have been militized to combat the war on drugs. Why do we care of someone gets away for a petty crime? Terrorizing society in an attempt to maintain order is unacceptable.

Whites are far more likely to be shot by cops than blacks even when normalized for population percentages and crime rates. Also "petty crime" is not petty as.most of it is carried.out by organized crime rings, mostly black, and they steal tens of millions a year on average. Being a smash and grab gang is their full time occupation yet far left D.A.s refuse to enforce the law and just let them go without charges over and over again because "my social justice". It does immense harm to small businesses as well as large, it causes prices to go up for everyone, and in these lawless areas insurance rates skyrocket before eventually insurance companies simply refuse to offer policies in high crime areas.

Watch as that results in whole cities have business shut down and become ghettos. That btw is exactly the intended end game for the literal communists pushing these evil policies because they want society to breakdown, they want local economies to fail, because they think that will bring about their beloved communist revolution. This is the same reason those same communists are trying to groom and indoctrinated children, they want them destabilized and unhappy, so they become revolutionaries. Dems are going alone with all of it and it is disgusting.