Callout Scoundrel

[Lily]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Yeah, but this isn't a prize fight, no money is involved, etc...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

 

[The Countess]

@Flynn change the title of this discussion thread to Caskur VS Martini.

@Omnipotent this starts on Monday.

Flea, Flynn, and Fox ok judges? Let’s show these clowns how it’s done

Nah. Your ass will torment if I vote against you

 

[Master]

Hype post

King Martini- The Goat
Beat Evil Blood, BumSpud and Three Cunt Wranglers at once in matches.

Beat In You Eye, Buzzsaw, Bonesaw, and HIVile in threads at FC and BH

Caskur- The Toughest bitch in Flametowne. Top two photoChopper of all time,co- owner of the greatest thread of all time at Turd Fail Forums and seasoned veteran who keeps getting up.

Who wins? Find out Monday, June 6th

 

[Omnipotent]

Flynn.... learn to be more patient. You are being far too pushy... we all in different time zones... so a little patience will go a long way.

 

[Master]

@Flynn change the title of this discussion thread to Caskur VS Martini.

@Omnipotent this starts on Monday.

Flea, Flynn, and Fox ok judges? Let’s show these clowns how it’s done

Nah. Your ass will torment if I vote against you

I don’t give a fuck.

Caskur needs to bring her A game to beat me just like everyone else

 

[Aylana]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

Basically, at TRF TWAP would ask for stipulations and they would proceed to argue about "stips" for over 10 pages, then 4 days later TWAP would set up the match and you were lucky to get a page and a half of mediocre banter while the match discussion thread had over 20 pages.

I see. Can a casual observer make demands? Why shouldn't I have fun too?

If you "ran" into the match thread, TWAP would move your post, so people would run in all day to keep TWAP occupied and give him some exercise.

 

[Aylana]

you can have a mini me match where you each post only one post and then people vote who had the best one post, maybe more people would do a match like that

 

[Omnipotent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Yeah, but this isn't a prize fight, no money is involved, etc...

This IS INDEED a prize fight and the reward is bragging rights. That is FAR more valuable than dirty lucra. Ugh!!!

 

[Omnipotent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

 

[Omnipotent]

you can have a mini me match where you each post only one post and then people vote who had the best one post, maybe more people would do a match like that

Nope, we don't want novice people poking each others poop stained orifices. They are already boring us to death doing that in other sections here. They need schooling and that is a job that comes from OBSERVING former Champs.

 

[Aylana]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

 

[Reggie_Essent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

Buzzing?

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're from Perth. Even the stars are scanty down that way so the star atlases read.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

When peaches dies would it be ok if I kept his ignore list up to date?

it would mean a lot to me

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When peaches dies would it be ok if I kept his ignore list up to date?

it would mean a lot to me

Fucker! Now I gotta go get some paper towels to mop up all this sprayed out beer.

 

[Omnipotent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

Buzzing?

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're from Perth. Even the stars are scanty down that way so the star atlases read.

You are 10000% clueless about my state WA... ugh. I don't have time to catch you up.

 

[Omnipotent]

I have a fb storm chasing group... and the milkyway looks great down here going by my members photography... all your stars in the northern hemisphere are upside down ya simpletons.... sheesh!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

When peaches dies would it be ok if I kept his ignore list up to date?

it would mean a lot to me

Fucker! Now I gotta go get some paper towels to mop up all this sprayed out beer.

I aim to please old friend

Bro. Did you get a chance to witness the insect hysteria I caused the other day at that other site? They’re still wiping the blood, piss and tears from off the floors, walls and ceilings

 

[Biggie Smiles]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

Buzzing?

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're from Perth. Even the stars are scanty down that way so the star atlases read.

You are 10000% clueless about my state WA... ugh. I don't have time to catch you up.

But God did place 90% of the worlds deadliest species of creatures in the hopes that it would stall you fuckers from polluting the rest of the human race. Correct?

 

[Omnipotent]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

Dayum, I missed it.. and I never saw CW school Dum Sum either. You were slack to alerting me. Your obsession with flea has overtaken your love of me. Grrrr.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

And a turtle can beat that pig in a foot race. Are you going somewhere with this?

 

[Omnipotent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

Buzzing?

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're from Perth. Even the stars are scanty down that way so the star atlases read.

You are 10000% clueless about my state WA... ugh. I don't have time to catch you up.

But God did place 90% of the worlds deadliest species of creatures in the hopes that it would stall you fuckers from polluting the rest of the human race. Correct?

Snakes and spiders don't hurt you... how are your mountain lions and bears doing... have you managed to wipe them of the face of the earth yet...?

My neighbours scientific journalist daughter has arrived from San Francisco this morning... she and her kids are sleeping now but when they wake up, I bought cake... I hope the vegans eat it
..lol.

I bet the poor kids have American accents... I am hoping not too thick.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

Buzzing?

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're from Perth. Even the stars are scanty down that way so the star atlases read.

You are 10000% clueless about my state WA... ugh. I don't have time to catch you up.

I do know that when you up at those southern skies you are looking Rimward toward the edge of our galaxy. The stars are fewer and less bright than here, but don't fret it. You about as far away from every other human on earth as you can get, so that's pretty cool.

 

[Aylana]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

Dayum, I missed it.. and I never saw CW school Dum Sum either. You were slack to alerting me. Your obsession with flea has overtaken your love of me. Grrrr.

well you missed all the cool KM podcast remixes and a few good story flames at FT.

 

[Omnipotent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...

Wait! Is this a flaming match thingie? People still do that?

We are revivalists. I hope you will be entertained. The place is buzzing with anticipation as it should be.

Buzzing?

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're from Perth. Even the stars are scanty down that way so the star atlases read.

You are 10000% clueless about my state WA... ugh. I don't have time to catch you up.

I do know that when you up at those southern skies you are looking Rimward toward the edge of our galaxy. The stars are fewer and less bright than here, but don't fret it. You about as far away from every other human on earth as you can get, so that's pretty cool.

When I boot up my PC and post urls... I will show you, you are wrong about our stars...

And WA doesn't have Funnel Web Spiders.. hths

Ps, I wished we didn't have eastern states flocking into WA either. I wished our borders never opened up...

Long story.

Do you know we have the biggest lithium mines... gas that will never run out... the world's biggest iron ore mines and the biggest open cut gold mines on the planet?

The beauty about WA... It's underpopulated and pristine... And the Perth climate is Mediterranian. Not fucking ugly snow.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This match is gonna be awesome. They’re gonna be sharing secret recipes on how to make that horse snot vegimite and bumping into each other’s helmets and what not

I’m so siked. Seriously

 

[Lily]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

Maybe, maybe not

 

[Omnipotent]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

Dayum, I missed it.. and I never saw CW school Dum Sum either. You were slack to alerting me. Your obsession with flea has overtaken your love of me. Grrrr.

well you missed all the cool KM podcast remixes and a few good story flames at FT.

I heard KM podcasts... were they different from remixes? I dunno.

I keep having health issues every summer for the last 3 summers but now I am back...

Those two has-beens I'll be matching with better bring their A game or else they're toast.

 

[Lily]

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[Aylana]

I could easily beat Lily in a one post match.

I had the best one post Dovey Flame at FT hands down, Cunty loved it so you know it was awesome.

that epic, the death of trf scrollbomb was a classic

Dayum, I missed it.. and I never saw CW school Dum Sum either. You were slack to alerting me. Your obsession with flea has overtaken your love of me. Grrrr.

well you missed all the cool KM podcast remixes and a few good story flames at FT.

I heard KM podcasts... were they different from remixes? I dunno.

I keep having health issues every summer for the last 3 summers but now I am back...

Those two has-beens I'll be matching with better bring their A game or else they're toast.

remixes are better