Callout Scoundrel

[The Scoundrel]

Deal with judges, Scoundrel.

Don’t be a fucking pussy

The impartiality just flows.

Ever wondered why judges are passe?

 

[Lily]

Prowler will end up posting receipts from Burger King and asking your shoe size

Prowler is the only one who beat me good a Cosmic Outpost.... I have never recovered.

What did he do? Send you a nude picture of himself?

He got me good. He was funnier than me for starters. PROWLER is an upper echelon quality flamer. I'm the Joe Fraser... he's the Mohammed Ali.

If you haven't seen him match, you wouldn't understand.

Prowler sucks.

Sure... when you are his victim.

I am at silverchain. They have changed their icon.

You must mean when he posts: "Lily the leaker." All fucking day long.

I don't read him if he is writing drivel. She should have fixed him by now.

She has. Which is why he is situated in Meltdown.

I don't have much time to read boring posters
I only read my favourites mostly... Flea? Blackmuse, poofa, dovey.... you... ?murdy.... the heavy weights....the light weights bore the living crap out of me... I have standards.

Fine!

 

[Aylana]

Keep hating ho ass Poppy

Look up some tutorials on how to apply lipstick properly on YouTube.

 

[Frood]

Keep hating ho ass Poppy

He's got a lot of sand in his cunny lately...

 

[The Prowler]

If Scoundrel agrees to say 4 run ins like Regan, KM, SSS and Prowler... or Flea and Flynn...

I just need a day or so heads-up.

I will have to have an exception drawn up and approved. But it should be no problem. My contract at The Furnace can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

 

[Flynn]

If Scoundrel agrees to say 4 run ins like Regan, KM, SSS and Prowler... or Flea and Flynn...

I just need a day or so heads-up.

I will have to have an exception drawn up and approved. But it should be no problem. My contract at The Furnace can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Hey dummy, why do you need a day or so if the comp runs for 5, 7, or 30 days?

 

[The Prowler]

The tards aren’t smart enough to create a great match.

This is it. Me and you go way back. Da fuck are you picking on low hanging fruit for when you could have a match with the GOAT?

We can show these fucktards a thing or two and you sure as shit ain’t gonna get that having a one sided fallout with the autistic Teddy Ruxpin of this community.

Aaaand then you'd 'No Show'

Goddit

I think there is only about a 97% chance that you are correct.

 

[The Prowler]

I'll come with the scabies lotion to the Monday match... be prepared to be smothered in insecticide

Never, ever, ever let Caskur near your dog with any type of lotion.

 

[The Prowler]

If you dickheads are trying to annoy me, it's working. Now.

Lily the Leaker.

 

[The Prowler]

I can match under ANY circumstances so rack-em-up shorty!~

Nice.

 

[The Prowler]

Prowler and Regan...

I don't care... they're all going to choose the pommy goofball...

Shit Caskur, you know it is nothing personal. I hate all women.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I just need a day or so heads-up.

To be a run in?

No worries. You can put down your revision.

Your services won't be required.

 

[Aylana]

If Scoundrel agrees to say 4 run ins like Regan, KM, SSS and Prowler... or Flea and Flynn...

I just need a day or so heads-up.

I will have to have an exception drawn up and approved. But it should be no problem. My contract at The Furnace can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The Prowler]

I just need a day or so heads-up.

I will have to have an exception drawn up and approved. But it should be no problem. My contract at The Furnace can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Hey genius, why do you need a day or so if the comp runs for 5, 7, or 30 days?

Because I would want to be able to run-in on Day 1. I just need a day or two before the match starts to get things approved.

This is only if I am to be a Run-In (i.e. add content to the match thread). If I am to be a judge, I am Good To Go.

Since Run-In stips were not hammered-out, just go with "No Run-Ins". A mod can remove Run-In posts and put temporary bans on repeat offenders.

I will judge, along with the other two mentioned.

This can be considered a Judged Exhibition Match. That is a fair compromise. The match will be judged, but it will not be recorded as an Official Match on either participants records.

Start it on Monday at the time Caskur and The Scoundrel agreed to.

Good luck to both combatants. Have fun. Win or lose, I commend you both for stepping-up and giving us all some much needed entertainment.

 

[Master Pu]

So right off the bat one poster is out of the discussion thread before it even starts.
What's next?

I say we jump Poppy. You down?

You gonna be the one who hops off Dumbzos electric scooter?

What are you gonna do? Stab Poppy with the electric plug?

She'll leap from the shower and attempt to stab Poppy with Benzo's catheter.

And then blow those fucking lips up and fly away

Benzo reminds me of those retards you see sitting at ringside at WWE events, drooling all over themselves and being patted on the head by John Cena.

The funniest part is seeing all the charitable "haha's" flea is forced to give Benzo's shit posts

HAHAHAHAHA

Go back to humor school you unfunny tucking twit-

 

[Master Pu]

Whelp, I've seen enough here.
Celtics won last night btw.
Alright, peace.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Has everyone in the match thread been properly vaxxed?

 

[Lokmar]

I will set aside my powerful delete button at BC and judge this very important match if called upon to do so

afterall, I was the one who destroyed poofer in TWO matches

lolz

We'll see....

the winner will have invariably added "admin sucks cock" to their repetoire

We need to update that to " Oaks pet sucks.cawk!"

 

[Aylana]

I have been informed that:

THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CANCELED

 

[Omnipotent]

No it hasn't...

carry on.

 

[Aylana]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

 

[Lily]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

 

[Omnipotent]

Shut it peons... I am in Fremantle and I just watched two Asian females scrub dog shit off the pavement outside their Pro Massage Centre shop.

I am not even home yet and it is Saturday not Monday. Get the fuck out of my thread...

Tyia.

 

[Master]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No. Scoundrel is a fucking pussy because he doesn’t want three qualified judges to judge his unreadable shit.

This is where ego comes into play. Losing a match and then that person can use that crutch forever.

Caskur was won and lost more matches then scoundrel has ever been a part of. Caskur don’t give a shit and that’s the way it should be. You make good content, win or lose, and you don’t have nothing to worry about because nine times out of ten good content trumps most content morons like the rabble here post up every day.

Scoundrel is just a pussy

 

[Aylana]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

Basically, at TRF TWAP would ask for stipulations and they would proceed to argue about "stips" for over 10 pages, then 4 days later TWAP would set up the match and you were lucky to get a page and a half of mediocre banter while the match discussion thread had over 20 pages.

 

[Lily]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

Basically, at TRF TWAP would ask for stipulations and they would proceed to argue about "stips" for over 10 pages, then 4 days later TWAP would set up the match and you were lucky to get a page and a half of mediocre banter while the match discussion thread had over 20 pages.

I see. Can a casual observer make demands? Why shouldn't I have fun too?

 

[Master]

@Flynn change the title of this discussion thread to Caskur VS Martini.

@Omnipotent this starts on Monday.

Flea, Flynn, and Fox ok judges? Let’s show these clowns how it’s done

 

[Master]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

Basically, at TRF TWAP would ask for stipulations and they would proceed to argue about "stips" for over 10 pages, then 4 days later TWAP would set up the match and you were lucky to get a page and a half of mediocre banter while the match discussion thread had over 20 pages.

Judge my fucking match

 

[X]

Has everyone in the match thread been properly vaxxed?

Awesome lol

 

[Omnipotent]

well get on with it, people are used to next day delivery and this match is taking too long to deliver

yeah, I don't understand what's happening

Is talking about having a match what a match consists of?

No prize fighter in the history of competition calls out an opponent and fights them in 24 hours. There are negotiations and preps...