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@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.



We are getting old for that shit. I sprain my left ankle every other month trying to be young lol

Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.


I’m always falling lol. ALWAYS
 

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Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.

The only time I've publicly injured myself and had assistance from passers by was when I got knocked over by a bus.

So much blood Lol
No offense, how in gods name do you not see a fucking bus coming at you?
 

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@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

With yours?

Why yes Aryan that's exactly what I mean't. (Sarcasm just in case Aryan thinks he cracked the Flynn code again) I bet you'd like to inspect it first to make sure it's "up" to your standards with your giraffe-like tongue.

I'll pass if it's all the same, besides you ought to save your strength for your next Freemason gathering.

Satanic Saturday is the next meeting, right? I'm surprised you guys haven't started putting plastic sheeting down, it would be a lot less messy.
 

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No offense, how in gods name do you not see a fucking bus coming at you?

I was zeroed in on crossing to my office and thinking of nothing else. I just walked out and the number 84 Preston to Blackburn bus happened to be in the same space I was trying to claim.
So it was your fault you got hit by a fucking bus?
 

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So it was your fault you got hit by a fucking bus?

Er, yep. Gotta take that one on the chin.

And the fractured skull and the broken hip and the broken leg and the broken ribs.

Wasn't the worst injury I've had. I'm a walking fuckin miracle.
Caskur, if you seriously can’t knock this fucking pleb around I won’t be disappointed, but mad.

This fucktard is a walking crash test dummy.

Be the bus, Caskur
 
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