Callout Scoundrel

[Flynn]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

With yours?

Why yes Aryan that's exactly what I mean't. (Sarcasm just in case Aryan thinks he cracked the Flynn code again) I bet you'd like to inspect it first to make sure it's "up" to your standards with your giraffe-like tongue.

I'll pass if it's all the same, besides you ought to save your strength for your next Freemason gathering.

Satanic Saturday is the next meeting, right? I'm surprised you guys haven't started putting plastic sheeting down, it would be a lot less messy.

I already told you about the supply chain problems. Sheesh. Don't rub it in.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Right?!

You have first-hand experience.

It's my second tumble down stairs. The first had the potential to be dangerous as they were concrete. This one was mild as they were carpeted so just bruising and a few cracks here and there on previously damaged bones.

 

[Flynn]

No offense, how in gods name do you not see a fucking bus coming at you?

I was zeroed in on crossing to my office and thinking of nothing else. I just walked out and the number 84 Preston to Blackburn bus happened to be in the same space I was trying to claim.

Lies!

You were watching porn.

 

[Flynn]

Right?!

You have first-hand experience.

It's my second tumble down stairs. The first had the potential to be dangerous as they were concrete. This one was mild as they were carpeted so just bruising and a few cracks here and there on previously damaged bones.

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Lies!

You were watching porn.

I may have been thinking porn. I was involved with 3 of the girls in the office and had plans to get them together for a party.

 

[Master]

Right?!

You have first-hand experience.

It's my second tumble down stairs. The first had the potential to be dangerous as they were concrete. This one was mild as they were carpeted so just bruising and a few cracks here and there on previously damaged bones.

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

He needs to obviously avoid breathing…

 

[The Scoundrel]

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

Boats. 21st birthday. Tried to steal a boat. 2 weeks in hospital

 

[Flynn]

Lies!

You were watching porn.

I may have been thinking porn. I was involved with 3 of the girls in the office and had plans to get them together for a party.

Now the truth cums out!

 

[The Scoundrel]

He needs to obviously avoid breathing…

When your ribs go, breathing is a cunt and laughing is agony.

I should really live in a bubble

 

[Master]

He needs to obviously avoid breathing…

When your ribs go, breathing is a cunt and laughing is agony.

I should really live in a bubble

No, you need to live in a box around six feet under the surface.

Altho I hear the Village People speak highly of the YMCA

 

[Flynn]

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

Boats. 21st birthday. Tried to steal a boat. 2 weeks in hospital

So add anything with a propeller.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Now the truth cums out!

The accident helped me to achieve this fantasy due to the pity vote.

I wouldn't recommend it as a way to grant your wishes

 

[Flynn]

Now the truth cums out!

The accident helped me to achieve this fantasy due to the pity vote.

I wouldn't recommend it as a way to grant your wishes

Fuck no! That shit sounds as painful as watching Lokmar take a shower.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

Boats. 21st birthday. Tried to steal a boat. 2 weeks in hospital

So add anything with a propeller.

@Flynn In a Ninja's hand anything is a weapon.

@Poofer Fuck off and die bar wallah

 

[Flynn]

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

Boats. 21st birthday. Tried to steal a boat. 2 weeks in hospital

So add anything with a propeller.

@Flynn In a Ninja's hand anything is a weapon.

@Poofer Fuck off and die bar wallah

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

I was referring to the fact that anything can be dangerous given the right circumstance.

Every day you live you dodge a few potential bullets so waking up in the morning is pretty much a victory.

 

[Master]

Good lord. You need to avoid stairs, buses, anything sharp, anything that moves...am I missing anything?

Boats. 21st birthday. Tried to steal a boat. 2 weeks in hospital

So add anything with a propeller.

@Flynn In a Ninja's hand anything is a weapon.

@Poofer Fuck off and die bar wallah

Flsmetowns very own Elijah Price here is already starting to crack.

Hey Scoundrel, how many bones broke typing that shit post out? You without any drugs in your system is like David Lee Roth leaving Van Halen. That didn’t work out too good, either.

seriously tho, what’s gonna hurt more? Caskur beating you in a match or a bus?

 

[Flynn]

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

I was referring to the fact that anything can be dangerous given the right circumstance.

Every day you live you dodge a few potential bullets so waking up in the morning is pretty much a victory.

Eh...no. I've never had anything remotely close happen to me like what happened to you.

You are bad luck!

 

[Master]

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

I was referring to the fact that anything can be dangerous given the right circumstance.

Every day you live you dodge a few potential bullets so waking up in the morning is pretty much a victory.

Eh...no. I've never had anything remotely close happen to me like what happened to you.

You are bad luck!

Bad luck?

The guys Wile E Coyote for crissakes

 

[Flynn]

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

I was referring to the fact that anything can be dangerous given the right circumstance.

Every day you live you dodge a few potential bullets so waking up in the morning is pretty much a victory.

Eh...no. I've never had anything remotely close happen to me like what happened to you.

You are bad luck!

Bad luck?

The guys Wile E Coyote for crissakes

I bet everything that injured him had "ACME" stenciled on it.

 

[Master]

@Omnipotent i kicked this bag of decaying shit around and didn’t even have to pull out ps.

If you can’t beat somebody who’s bones are obviously made of popcorn then maybe your not that good.

 

[The Countess]

@Flynn

You gotta have patience for these matches. You know how they go!

 

[The Countess]

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

I was referring to the fact that anything can be dangerous given the right circumstance.

Every day you live you dodge a few potential bullets so waking up in the morning is pretty much a victory.

I hope u feel better soon, Ozzy

 

[The Scoundrel]

Eh...no. I've never had anything remotely close happen to me like what happened to you.

You are bad luck!

Like I said. Everything has a potential to hurt you. I've dodged a good few bullets and only had flesh wounds. I'm like a cat with infinite lives.

The guys Wile E Coyote for crissakes

More like Roger Rabbit. I got the cute wife and all the funnies

seriously tho, what’s gonna hurt more? Caskur beating you in a match or a bus?

Bus incidents exist. The other is a figment of your imagination

 

[The Scoundrel]

I hope u feel better soon, Ozzy

I feel great. The drugs do work. I just can't move.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Anyway. Time for my afternoon nap and if I'm lucky a bed bath in a bit.

Laters chaps.

 

[X]

Yeah, but Ninjas don't fall down stairs when a light breeze touches them, nor do they get hit by buses that was honking it's horn with strobe lights on.

I was referring to the fact that anything can be dangerous given the right circumstance.

Every day you live you dodge a few potential bullets so waking up in the morning is pretty much a victory.

Eh...no. I've never had anything remotely close happen to me like what happened to you.

You are bad luck!

Bad luck?

The guys Wile E Coyote for crissakes

I bet everything that injured him had "ACME" stenciled on it.

Bahahahahahahahahahahaa

 

[Aylana]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

We are getting old for that shit. I sprain my left ankle every other month trying to be young lol

Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.

I’m always falling lol. ALWAYS

Your ass cheeks are probably out of whack and dragging you off balance.

 

[X]

Anyway. Time for my afternoon nap and if I'm lucky a bed bath in a bit.

Laters chaps.

Ha ha enjoy yer old man nap

 

[Aylana]

Scoundrel should avoid escalators since aging folks have a hard time getting off them. They never tie their shoes, and when they get to the bottom, their laces are sucked into the machine, and they can't get their fucking shoe off in time, and they end up ground up like dog food.