Callout Scoundrel

[X]

Thats the back right ?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

 

[X]

Was gonna say the donkey was unusually ornery that day

 

[X]

Sorry !!
Ha ha my backs fucked too

 

[X]

Gotdang donkeys

 

[Adam Hitler]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

With yours?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Sorry !!
Ha ha my backs fucked too

Yeah I believe so X

The meds are fun though

 

[X]

Lucky

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

With yours?

Luckdy if you could floss with the thang LOL

 

[The Scoundrel]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

With yours?

Why yes Aryan that's exactly what I mean't. (Sarcasm just in case Aryan thinks he cracked the George from Pizza Hut code again) I bet you'd like to inspect it first to make sure it's "up" to your standards with your giraffe-like tongue.

 

[X]

I have some

Sorry !!
Ha ha my backs fucked too

Yeah I believe so X

The meds are fun though

I've some too
I endure tho...extra strength Tylenol's

 

[The Cuntess]

Where did the match thread go??

 

[The Cuntess]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

We are getting old for that shit. I sprain my left ankle every other month trying to be young lol

 

[Master]

Where did the match thread go??

Check those fucking toboggans you call lips.

it might be under there

 

[Adam Hitler]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

So you were pissed and fell down the stairs...

Don't worry about it, George from Pizza Hut does it most weekends.

 

[Adam Hitler]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

We are getting old for that shit. I sprain my left ankle every other month trying to be young lol

Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.

 

[The Cuntess]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

We are getting old for that shit. I sprain my left ankle every other month trying to be young lol

Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.

I’m always falling lol. ALWAYS

 

[The Scoundrel]

We are getting old for that shit. I sprain my left ankle every other month trying to be young lol

I normally try to keep my acrobatics on a level surface. I don't bounce the way I used to.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.

The only time I've publicly injured myself and had assistance from passers by was when I got knocked over by a bus.

So much blood Lol

 

[Master]

Didn't you randomly fall over in the street one time and have to be helped up by strangers? LOL.

The only time I've publicly injured myself and had assistance from passers by was when I got knocked over by a bus.

So much blood Lol

No offense, how in gods name do you not see a fucking bus coming at you?

 

[Adam Hitler]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

If someone even says "sucking cock," they're going to get beat.

With yours?

Why yes Aryan that's exactly what I mean't. (Sarcasm just in case Aryan thinks he cracked the George from Pizza Hut code again) I bet you'd like to inspect it first to make sure it's "up" to your standards with your giraffe-like tongue.

I'll pass if it's all the same, besides you ought to save your strength for your next Freemason gathering.

Satanic Saturday is the next meeting, right? I'm surprised you guys haven't started putting plastic sheeting down, it would be a lot less messy.

 

[The Scoundrel]

No offense, how in gods name do you not see a fucking bus coming at you?

I was zeroed in on crossing to my office and thinking of nothing else. I just walked out and the number 84 Preston to Blackburn bus happened to be in the same space I was trying to claim.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hahahaha fucks sake.

 

[Master]

No offense, how in gods name do you not see a fucking bus coming at you?

I was zeroed in on crossing to my office and thinking of nothing else. I just walked out and the number 84 Preston to Blackburn bus happened to be in the same space I was trying to claim.

So it was your fault you got hit by a fucking bus?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

@The Scoundrel how did you do that?

Moving too fast and had a disagreement with a flight of stairs.

My sons want me to re-enact it for their Snapchat feeds.

So you were pissed and fell down the stairs...

Don't worry about it, George from Pizza Hut does it most weekends.

I don't have disagreements with my stairs then let my stairs trip me, no sir. I didn't even know stairs could talk.

 

[The Scoundrel]

So it was your fault you got hit by a fucking bus?

Er, yep. Gotta take that one on the chin.

And the fractured skull and the broken hip and the broken leg and the broken ribs.

Wasn't the worst injury I've had. I'm a walking fuckin miracle.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I don't have disagreements with my stairs then let my stairs trip me, no sir. I didn't even know stairs could talk.

Stairs are the boss. You gotta listen to them or they run you like a rag doll.

 

[Master]

So it was your fault you got hit by a fucking bus?

Er, yep. Gotta take that one on the chin.

And the fractured skull and the broken hip and the broken leg and the broken ribs.

Wasn't the worst injury I've had. I'm a walking fuckin miracle.

Caskur, if you seriously can’t knock this fucking pleb around I won’t be disappointed, but mad.

This fucktard is a walking crash test dummy.

Be the bus, Caskur

 

[Adam Hitler]

Er, yep. Gotta take that one on the chin.

Quite literally no doubt.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I don't have disagreements with my stairs then let my stairs trip me, no sir. I didn't even know stairs could talk.

Stairs are the boss. You gotta listen to them or they run you like a rag doll.

Right?!

You have first-hand experience.