Blovers in a dangerous time

[X]

holy fuck @Biggie Smiles and @Dove
Leave some internet for the rest of us, ffs .
BTW ..whose the noodleneck ??

 

[Dove]

Not to mention you do not have 13 million strains of unique fungi growing in your bathroom.

things could be worse you know. You could be hiding out, evading capture, in some peasant metropolis deep in Costa Creeperstan in a straw hut due to blow over into the next fucking country once winds gust up to 20 miles an hr

Toknee Montana was down in Costa Rica for a while. When I moved back to MI from FL he was inviting me to come and hang out as long as i wanted.

Completely platonic though. He knew I wasnt going through it and having a problem with drugs. He had similar issues with the same drugs .....pain killers and such.

 

[Dove]

holy fuck @Biggie Smiles and @Dove
Leave some internet for the rest of us, ffs .
BTW ..whose the noodleneck ??

No the innerwebz are MINE.

Probably my husband. He has a neck on him. I take you saw me point it out.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Didnt I post about those detox "yoni pearls" I put in my business like a year and half in an attempt to exercise demons?

That was BAD IDEA lmao!

For some reason Ricotta cheese just isn't sitting well with me these days.

Makes me fart something awful and extreme. And of course, given my propensity towards all things clowny my poor girlfriend could not escape the horrors of the infamous dutch oven later that evening.

now she's a feisty one. that. and I almost got punched in the face for the activity.

But daddy managed to escape assault with nothing more than a night in the dog house as my penance.

phew

 

[X]

little gas chamber ..if you could only reach the Glade

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No the innerwebz are MINE.

Probably my husband. He has a neck on him. I take you saw me point it out.

Nothing can compare to that E.T lightening rod attaching admong's doofy head to the rest of his body tho.

I'd put money on the fact that his neck alone constitutes at least 27% of his overall height.

 

[Dove]

For some reason Ricotta cheese just isn't sitting well with me these days.

Makes me fart something awful and extreme. And of course, given my propensity towards all things clowny my poor girlfriend could not escape the horrors of the infamous dutch oven later that evening.

now she's a feisty one. that. and I almost got punched in the face for the activity.

But daddy managed to escape assault with nothing more than a night in the dog house as my penance.

phew

The fact that my vagina pearl post made you think of ricotta cheese is awesome LOL

True story time

When I was 9 months pregnant with my first, I was in the store picking out diapers and this old man was next to me. I accidently did a silent but deadly pregnant fart. And he started looking around and when he looked at me...I was already giving him a grossed out dirty look as if HE did it LOL

I wonder if I succesfully gaslit him into thinking that was him who farted.

 

[X]

Nothing can compare to that E.T lightening rod attaching admong's doofy head to the rest of his body tho.

I'd put money on the fact that his neck alone constitutes at least 27% of his overall height.

are you kidding bro, did you see the pic I'm reffering ?

f

 

[X]

The fact that my vagina pearl post made you think of ricotta cheese is awesome LOL

True story time

When I was 9 months pregnant with my first, I was in the store Island picking out diapers and this old man was next to me. I accidently did a silent but deadly pregnant fart. And he started looking around and when he looked at me...I was already giving him a grossed out dirty look as if HE did it LOL

I wonder if I succesfully gaslit him into thinking that was him who farted.

do you guise not have a phone ... or it of the uttmoast importance to show just how retarded you are ?

 

[Dove]

Here is another one that's super gross.

I'm very clean. I take hygiene very seriously. I take very good care of my body.

But for some reason one night my lady business smelled exactly like a cut up onion.

Not dirty vagina. Not BO. Not "must" or "tuna" or whatever messy vaginas smell like. It smelled straight up like ONION. Had I stuck my finger it and had my husband smell it (which is a pretty common thing a man living with me to endure) he would have thought it was onion.

I have no fucking clue why.

And I panicked. And.....I took this to google. And found out I wasnt alone in this

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I just took a shower and pounded extra water and it hasnt been a thing since. I really did freak the fuck out though. I almost wanted to go to the hospital LOL.

That was even weirder than when I tried this brand of natural deodorant from a local vendor and it made my left armpit smell exactly like a plate of fucking nachos. Again....no body odor smell....just straight up nachos. And just the one armpit. I forced my husband to smell it really dumbfounded him too lol. We googled it and got nothing.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The fact that my vagina pearl post made you think of ricotta cheese is awesome LOL

True story time

When I was 9 months pregnant with my first, I was in the store Island picking out diapers and this old man was next to me. I accidently did a silent but deadly pregnant fart. And he started looking around and when he looked at me...I was already giving him a grossed out dirty look as if HE did it LOL

I wonder if I succesfully gaslit him into thinking that was him who farted.

Have you ever brought a smile to your own face laying off a real stinker in an elevator and watching as everyone inside gasps and grimaces?

I have

I also derive a sick pleasure sealing all the windows and doors shut in the car while on the highway and letting a few really eggy rancids rip and laughing to myself as everyone in the car begins to hack while trying to figure out which one of us did such a horrible thing.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm very clean. I take hygiene very seriously.

You lost lotusbud already as she has no desire to see such heathenism in action.

 

[Dove]

are you kidding bro, did you see the pic I'm reffering ?

f

Eeeehhhh.....not totally.

The weird part is, his neck only looks huge in pictures. It's been a funny ongoing joke in the house for YEARS.

Let me find the pic that started it.....LOL

 

[Dove]

Have you ever brought a smile to your own face laying off a real stinker in an elevator and watching as everyone inside gasps and grimaces?

I have

I also derive a sick pleasure sealing all the windows and doors shut in the car while on the highway and letting a few really eggy rancids rip and laughing to myself as everyone in the car begins to hack while trying to figure out which one of us did such a horrible thing.

I havent LOL

Sounds fun though. I'm saving that simple pleasure for the future nursing aids when I'm all old and shit :D

 

[Dove]

I always wondered why Maxine Waters always looks like she ripped an eggy fart and just caught the whiff of it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I always wondered why Maxine Waters always looks like she ripped an eggy fart and just caught the whiff of it

Okay, I'm logging off now :(

 

[Dove]

Okay, I'm logging off now :(

I'm not wrong!

 

[Dove]

This was right around the time Turdock was busy feeling Bigs energy (or more like hers with his face on it).

Ran into this guy at a gas station on my way to work.....yeah.

 

[Garraty_47]

There was a rumor that Gary received a Murduck nudie for each fractal he posted at her Sweaty Pits website...that's a lot of nudies.

That's a lie!

I had to poast 10 fractals for every nude.
A real slave driver she was.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This was right around the time Turdock was busy feeling Bigs energy (or more like hers with his face on it).

Ran into this guy at a gas station on my way to work.....yeah.

You and murdock looked so happy in that picture

Then Oak comes along and a friendship totally destroyed

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That's a lie!

I had to poast 10 fractals for every nude.
A real slave driver she was.

You actually went ahead and produced 11 ?

Sheesh

Shit. I would have gone on strike right then and there

 

[Dove]

You and murdock looked so happy in that picture

Then Oak comes along and a friendship totally destroyed

Here is a flattering picture that shows I looked like junkie before I became one

I'm very heroin chic here. I got my helicopter landing pad 6 head on full display lol

The first decade of the millennium was not good to my eyebrows.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Here is a flattering picture that shows I looked like junkie before I became one

I'm very heroin chic here. I got my helicopter landing pad 6 head on full display lol

The first decade of the millennium was not good to my eyebrows.

Who came up with the helipad thing? Poofer?

 

[Dove]

Who came up with the helipad thing? Poofer?

Oh lord no. That's been a thing since CO lol

I dont even know who brought that up. At one point to prove it was a forehead I put my 4 fingers on my head and took a selfie lol.

It's funny how pictures distort features like that. It's all angles. I dont really think my pictures through that far lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh lord no. That's been a thing since CO lol

I dont even know who brought that up. At one point to prove it was a forehead I put my 4 fingers on my head and took a selfie lol.

It's funny how pictures distort features like that. It's all angles.

Angles alright. How many different methods of contortion do you think murd employed in all of her photos and still came out looking like something outta whales have eyes?

 

[Dove]

Angles alright. How many different methods of contortion do you think murd employed in all of her photos and still came out looking like something outta whales have eyes?

Who knows. You know there are heavy filters involved.....you can tell.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Who knows. You know there are heavy filters involved.....you can tell.

Fuck. I seen pictures of her where she pointed the camera at the ceiling fan and she still looked fat in them

 

[Garraty_47]

Have you ever brought a smile to your own face laying off a real stinker in an elevator and watching as everyone inside gasps and grimaces?

I have

I also derive a sick pleasure sealing all the windows and doors shut in the car while on the highway and letting a few really eggy rancids rip and laughing to myself as everyone in the car begins to hack while trying to figure out which one of us did such a horrible thing.

Thanks (not really) for the flashback...

Chanute AFB (tech school dayz).
It's cold so gaseous emissions, shall we say, tend not to float up and disperse or at least not very quickly.

Morning assembly and we're standing at attention about to march to our classes. Someone unleashes the most vile SBD it's ever been my bad luck to experience. This thing was monstrous and you could track it's widening influence by the people choking and gasping and struggling to resist the urge to panic and break formation.

More and more of us shout- begging the squad leaders to let us march so we can leave that noxious cloud behind. After what seemed an eternity they gave the order; still cursing and begging for mercy we moved forward and took little solace in the groans and screams of those behind us as they entered the toxic zone.

Some experiences leave impressions.
Some leave scars.

That mutherfucker left a gouge and then poured boiling metholiade on it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Insane neat freaks always have serious mental health issues.

Serial killer? Yeah, that's his personality type. You nailed it, Sis.

What is your hang up with proper hygiene you filthy beast ?

 

[Oerdin]

I feel sorry for anyone stuck in a confined place with her musty dirty unwashed ass. If she doesn't bother to wash herself then it is a good bet she is the type of person who thinks she can wear the same clothes three or four times without washing them. She tells herself having bad hygiene is "good for the environment" but really she is just to lazy to clean herself properly.

It's sad.