Establishment cucks like Oak have terrible sex

[Dove]

I don't even know what the hell is going on with this thread. Someone invented a thing about me and apparently it needs a soundtrack? Is that right?

Shhhhh..

Calm down.

Post some music. Let's say....you are getting to stare at some crown mouldings and think about the grocery list...what you do you put on to set the mood?

 

[Lily]

Of course we might be approaching this from the wrong direction entirely; instead of serenity maybe what she needs is something to stoke the fires...

Why are you speculating as to what I may need sexually?

What is going on here? lol

 

[Garraty_47]

I don't even know what the hell is going on with this thread. Someone invented a thing about me and apparently it needs a soundtrack? Is that right?

That's the gist of it yes, but we've moved on to gettin' jiggy with it in general I think.

Lights on or off? LoL

 

[Lily]

That's the gist of it yes, but we've moved on to gettin' jiggy with it in general I think.

Lights on or off? LoL

Depends on the vibe, but either can work.

 

[Lily]

Shhhhh..

Calm down.

Post some music. Let's say....you are getting to stare at some crown mouldings and think about the grocery list...what you do you put on to set the mood?

Honey, I'm at an age where if I'm going to wander mentally, I'll stop pretending.

 

[Garraty_47]

Depends on the vibe, but either can work.

Good answer.
Now about this whole mood music thing...

What artist/band makes you want to build them a stage so you can throw your panties onto it?

 

[Dove]

Honey, I'm at an age where if I'm going to wander mentally, I'll stop pretending.

So do you like.....throw some of this on?

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Dove]

 

[Dove]

I'm actually bigger on lyrics than the music.

I have to like the music dont get me wrong...but it's the lyrics I go for.

I THINK that is a woman thing.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Lily]

Good answer.
Now about this whole mood music thing...

What artist/band makes you want to build them a stage so you can throw your panties onto it?

I don't need music, mostly I need intensity, heat and passion.

 

[Dove]

One of my favorite albums there

 

[Dove]

I don't need music, mostly I need intensity, heat and passion.

And a full trough?

Okay okay I wont be a bitch ass.

 

[Breakfall]

Which makes me sad for them.

You got Oak telling us all how bad her sex life and how she doesnt want to have sex "all the time"....lol

Dont put that on "most women" Oak. I see you liking that awful "men arent needed" post and going off on Blazor projecting your bad sex life on all of us.

So what's going on there, Oak? Does your partner have a "broke dick" too....if you know what I mean?

You are Murd commiserate on not being able to get your man excited?

Lulz.

I think it’s just a case of menopause (men on pause)…hopefully it’ll pass!

 

[Lily]

And a full trough?

Okay okay I wont be a bitch ass.

Too late.

 

[Lily]

I think it’s just a case of menopause (men on pause)…hopefully it’ll pass!

No, I simply don't fuck around with married people or men on forums for that matter. It's nothing but trouble dealing with bruised male egos.

Even saying no nicely got me in trouble here.

 

[Dove]

I own the fact I was never a Queen fan. Also....I dont know why I'm in italics right now and I cant make it stop.....so yeah deal with it. I hope the video doesnt show up in italics lol

 

[Dove]

No, I simply don't fuck around with married people or men on forums for that matter. It's nothing but trouble dealing with bruised male egos.

Even saying no nicely got me in trouble here.

Unlike all of us skanks about to have married person orgey right here right now!!!

 

[Lily]

Unlike all of us skanks about to have married person orgey right here right now!!!

Not everything is about you. I know you think it is, but it's not.

 

[Dove]

Bahahahaha oh man.

There is no off button on this thing lol

 

[Garraty_47]

I don't need music, mostly I need intensity, heat and passion.

That's cool but <wagging finger> you didn't answer the question.

There's got to be some artist or band that just makes you want to go all Hulk-like and SMASH, eh?

For me the first that comes to mind is Harriet Wheeler, vocalist for The Sundays.
There's just something about her voice that gives me goose bumps and makes me feel, you know, *funny* but not in a ha-ha way.

 

[Lily]

Bahahahaha oh man.

There is no off button on this thing lol

Yep, you don't have one.

 

[Lily]

That's cool but <wagging finger> you didn't answer the question.

There's got to be some artist or band that just makes you want to go all Hulk-like and SMASH, eh?

For me the first that comes to mind is Harriet Wheeler, vocalist for The Sundays.
There's just something about her voice that gives me goose bumps and makes me feel, you, know, *funny* but not in a ha-ha way.

No, I don't think I do have that. That's why I answered how I did. The closest to that might be a Spanish language singer that no one here would recognize. And that's more "romantic" than sensual.

 

[Breakfall]

No, I simply don't fuck around with married people or men on forums for that matter. It's nothing but trouble dealing with bruised male egos.

Even saying no nicely got me in trouble here.

So no hot flushes or weird cravings like vegemite and honey?

 

[Lily]

So no hot flushes or weird cravings like vegemite and honey?

Uhm, no.

 

[Dove]

Yep, you don't have one.

I know you are but what am i?!

Lol

 

[Lily]

I know you are but what am i?!

Lol

A yammering child?

 

[Breakfall]

Uhm, no.

Well…I think women make the world go ‘round. I’d hate to be in a world without them. They are everything that makes my life worth living. And I open up a mean sticky jar lid too I might add! Lol

 

[Dove]

Someone sent this to me a long time ago and the words just killed me.



Speaking of limerace lol