So whats Oaks excuse for not getting married?

[Blazor]

Lol, you fixed it! Yay!

 

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Board shorts Roddy

 

[Blazor]

Speedo’s are for okie types. I wear board shorts Roddy. No rainbow Tutus either

But why all the pics of fat dudes in teeny tiny speedos though? And dudes kissing lol?

 

[Seamajor]

Saving them for Stubilito

 

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[Seamajor]

But why all the pics of fat dudes in teeny tiny speedos though? And dudes kissing lol?

Still shooting gay porn? Are your cousins participating tonight?

 

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Saving them for Stubilito

 

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Butt hurt? I can’t stop laughing at your sorry self.

Dude... too much personal info and where has pubic patch gone?

You mustn't have had high flow testosterone pulsing through your body since Nixon was forced out.

 

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Board shorts Roddy

Oh I know what you wear lolol.

Thats what I wear too lol.

 

[Blazor]

Saving them for Stubilito

Interesting. Even the Hulk Hogan speedo one lol?

 

[Blazor]

Hello, Mr NonBinary person, Polly Tics is next door. Mr BF has repeatedly stated he dont want that shit in here.

I know, I know, that means you'll have to put down the Pocket Anus and wipe yourself off, but it is what it is. Please respect the owners wishes.

 

[Seamajor]

Dude... too much personal info and where has pubic patch gone?

You mustn't have had high flow testosterone pulsing through your body since Nixon was forced out.

Sorry DD. Guess you’ll have to accept what God gave you.

 

[Blazor]

Still shooting gay porn? Are your cousins participating tonight?

Another weird one, how come you got so many pics of plants that look like penises? lol

 

[Seamajor]

Interesting. Even the Hulk Hogan speedo one lol?

This fact sends Stubilito to the moon

 

[Seamajor]

Another weird one, how come you got so many pics of plants that look like penises? lol

You call DDs penis a plant?

 

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You are a colorful person Roddy. I’m going wave riding. See ya

 

[Frood]

Sorry DD. Guess you’ll have to accept what God gave you.

The last thing I'll ever accept is some geriatric lab chimp raging over the mettle of my genitals and trying to get a bisexual beat and meat up...

Sorry, gay gramps... better luck with Thiel.

 

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You are a colorful person Roddy. I’m going wave riding. See ya

By "wave riding" you mean filling a bath tub full of small tico boys, LSD, and dragging your skunk striped taint over their faces while yelling "Kowabunghole!!!"...

You're SO disgusting, Tropical Mr Burns...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dove really brought out the emo sissy and cow tears on this thread

Lnao

 

[Frood]

Whats the big deal about getting married.

I'm not married and have been with the same women for 17 years.

I married my wife on January 27th 1996, then we amicably divorced in 2000 yet remained close or tethered for a further 9 years because of our son.

Then she sort of saved me from hypothermia one night and I was like "ding, ding, ding"... what in the actual fuck have I or we've been doing to be so close yet apart. I had to save her too previous to that. I won't say what for because that's private.

After nearly freezing to death over 3-4 hours, she brought me to her home and stripped each of us off then stuck to me like glue... there was no boner... I was so cold... but that love... I couldn't ignore it.

She's my best friend and love of my life. We had to learn how to agree to disagree though.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Thing is pig oak is dying to get married while her partner is looking for the off ramp.

15 pages in less than a day. Target acquired. Ready the harpoons. This is a pig I mean big catch

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Did admin ever get a commitment from that patron at the gloryhole he was so fond of?

 

[X]

Did admin ever get a commitment from that patron at the gloryhole he was so fond of?

did you ever NOT look up to someone while having a convo

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This thread sent the saps right over the edge.

Holy shit that was funny

 

[Frood]

This thread sent the saps right over the edge.

Holy shit that was funny

Can you imagine being a really responsible and almost fun blotting out teen who got a hernia at your best mates house after trying to roll a log to draw knife it for 25 cents per foot in the early 90's because you could make 25-30 bucks per hour in piecework for at least half the day, then 15-20 per hour for the rest... depending on how many loafs of bread you consumed....

Then this gorgeous older woman in the prime of her life shows up and she immediately has to drive to a hospital because your nuts are hernia fucked.... and she's like "I'll hold them or warm them for you"...

Once she said she that, I was in total love.

 

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How much longer DD?

 

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How much longer DD?

You done surfed already? That was fast. Then got horny, thought of DD, and felt the need to post his pretty feet. You seem to have a fetish for lower halfs, I've noticed that.

 

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How much longer DD?

Mighty fine looking toes..


Show your 80 year old stubs, creeper...

 

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[Seamajor]

You done surfed already? That was fast. Then got horny, thought of DD, and felt the need to post his pretty feet. You seem to have a fetish for lower halfs, I've noticed that.

Yeah. The beach is across the street