So whats Oaks excuse for not getting married?
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But why all the pics of fat dudes in teeny tiny speedos though? And dudes kissing lol?
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Still shooting gay porn? Are your cousins participating tonight?
Dude... too much personal info and where has pubic patch gone?
You mustn't have had high flow testosterone pulsing through your body since Nixon was forced out.
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Interesting. Even the Hulk Hogan speedo one lol?
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Hello, Mr NonBinary person, Polly Tics is next door. Mr BF has repeatedly stated he dont want that shit in here.
I know, I know, that means you'll have to put down the Pocket Anus and wipe yourself off, but it is what it is. Please respect the owners wishes.
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Sorry DD. Guess you’ll have to accept what God gave you.
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Another weird one, how come you got so many pics of plants that look like penises? lol
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This fact sends Stubilito to the moon
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You call DDs penis a plant?
The last thing I'll ever accept is some geriatric lab chimp raging over the mettle of my genitals and trying to get a bisexual beat and meat up...
Sorry, gay gramps... better luck with Thiel.
By "wave riding" you mean filling a bath tub full of small tico boys, LSD, and dragging your skunk striped taint over their faces while yelling "Kowabunghole!!!"...
You're SO disgusting, Tropical Mr Burns...
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Dove really brought out the emo sissy and cow tears on this thread
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I married my wife on January 27th 1996, then we amicably divorced in 2000 yet remained close or tethered for a further 9 years because of our son.
Then she sort of saved me from hypothermia one night and I was like "ding, ding, ding"... what in the actual fuck have I or we've been doing to be so close yet apart. I had to save her too previous to that. I won't say what for because that's private.
After nearly freezing to death over 3-4 hours, she brought me to her home and stripped each of us off then stuck to me like glue... there was no boner... I was so cold... but that love... I couldn't ignore it.
She's my best friend and love of my life. We had to learn how to agree to disagree though.
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Thing is pig oak is dying to get married while her partner is looking for the off ramp.
15 pages in less than a day. Target acquired. Ready the harpoons. This is a pig I mean big catch
15 pages in less than a day. Target acquired. Ready the harpoons. This is a pig I mean big catch
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Did admin ever get a commitment from that patron at the gloryhole he was so fond of?
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This thread sent the saps right over the edge.
Holy shit that was funny
Holy shit that was funny
Can you imagine being a really responsible and almost fun blotting out teen who got a hernia at your best mates house after trying to roll a log to draw knife it for 25 cents per foot in the early 90's because you could make 25-30 bucks per hour in piecework for at least half the day, then 15-20 per hour for the rest... depending on how many loafs of bread you consumed....
Then this gorgeous older woman in the prime of her life shows up and she immediately has to drive to a hospital because your nuts are hernia fucked.... and she's like "I'll hold them or warm them for you"...
Once she said she that, I was in total love.
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You done surfed already? That was fast. Then got horny, thought of DD, and felt the need to post his pretty feet. You seem to have a fetish for lower halfs, I've noticed that.
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My marriage is a testimony to the power of Jesus Christ. Amen
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Yeah. The beach is across the street
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