~ Murdy’s Advice Column ~

[Murdy]

Apply some of yer assjuice you keep talking about…maybe that will reduce the bloat? Inside and out! Lol

^^^ Are you this boring in bed too??

 

[Murdy]

My advice today is to NEVER take advice from anyone who has children and a divorce under their belt before the seven year itch hit.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

My advice is to buy quality alcohol if you insist on getting drunk during the week

 

[Garraty_47]

Living in THIS house and being in the town I grew up in and being in person with my best friend every day.....as opposed to the 24/7 texting we have done for years....has been giving me some fucked up and weird dreams.

I've moved on from a plumbing crisis to existential one.

I drove down the street that used to be my families driveway and property. It's a whole ass subdivision. It was gutting. I spent my whole life on that property and you can't even imagine it anymore its so gone. :(

I've been avoiding cruising by my old neighborhood near Carvin's Cove for that very reason.

Years ago someone said they'd put up a lot more houses throughout the area and I just don't have any interest in seeing it.

 

[Dove]

I mean....we are supposed to take often unsolicited advice from an alcoholic whose course of action in an unhappy marriage was to sit on troll boards and have affairs and act out. Who obsessed over a taken man and pretty much sexually assaulted him.

Basically she's saying don't take advice from someone who is honest with herself and others and ends relationships that do not work - as opposed to being a cowardly liar using people to fill the void left by a bad marriage for years on end. For financial reasons. While trying to sell it as noble. Who isn't capable of interacting with males without talking about sex and their dicks.

Sure thing.

Perhaps I should start offering up recovery advice and some skin care pointers.

 

[Dove]

I've been avoiding cruising by my old neighborhood near Carvin's Cove for that very reason.

Years ago someone said they'd put up a lot more houses throughout the area and I just don't have any interest in seeing it.

It knew it would be sad to see.

I didn't know I'd cry the rest of the way home.

Also my oldest took me out to breakfast and we stopped by my great aunts grave and it was in terrible condition and I've been trying to get all that fixed. I was so disgusted and angry :(

My besty here regularly goes to my aunts and my grandmother's graves and told me he knew it was like that and didn't have the heart to tell me....but he also tried to have it fixed. It's partly the funeral peoples job and than family. The grave itself is cracked. Just horrible.

 

[Murdy]

And never never never ever take gut health advice from a toothless crackhead. Their microbiota is Chrones Disease worthy… we are talking toxic epithelia here people!

 

[The Prowler]

Hey @Murdy , I told you years ago that you were on the wrong path.

I bet you wish that you had listened.

 

[Dove]

Hey @Murdy , I told you years ago that you were on the wrong path.

I bet you wish that you had listened.

I was gonna talk shit back but what you said here was so good...I'm just gonna appreciate it lol.

 

[Breakfall]

^^^ Are you this boring in bed too??

Truth be told, I actually seldom use the bed. I’m actually more of a lounge-come-kitchen and use the tea towel kinda guy. Mostly doggy-style on account of my girth and length. And nobody, I repeat, nobody has ever called me boring…

Oral sex is also my forte’…I don’t even mind giving her a 68 and she can owe me one laterz. Löl

 

[Oerdin]

Yeah,I'm all good.

I was just sitting back watching these fuckers that don't even half know you join in the Dog pile and I thought it was quite sad.What people will do to be part of the cool club,eh.

Some of us dislike Merde because she got drunk and made up elaborate lies about our family members whom she doesn't know, never met, and had no reason to dislike. The bitch is just psycho and deserves to get called out on that shit.

 

[Dove]

It always made me laugh when people attempted the whole "dogpile" angle in an attempt to get me to discontinue whatever path of trolling torture I was administering

as if I give the slightest fuck if you think I'm bandwagon jumping or following the herd. If I see something in you I feel like attacking I'm going to attack it and I don't give the slightest fuck how many others see or don't see what I am seeing.

that's called being a leader

but murd wouldn't know anything about that because she's a valueless follower. Period.

This is the main difference. I noticed this certain group we are kicking around dogpiles on purpose with the goal being to chase off their target.

The rest of us don't do it on purpose....we will drag based on seeing things we find drag worthy.

I feel like anyone who is willing to engage in dog piling and does it gleefully to their own targets really really shouldn't be whining like a bitch when its done to them.

Ever see me whine over dog pile? I just make fun of it lol.

But that's the difference between unhinged narcissistic control freaks who start shit and hold grudges and people with thick skin.

 

[Dove]

Some of us dislike Merde because she got drunk and made up elaborate lies about our family members whom she doesn't know, never met, and had no reason to dislike. The bitch is just psycho and deserves to get called out on that shit.

She exploited a decade of what I believed to be an off board friendship and loads of personal stuff she was told in confidence to get drunk and show up a full month after suddenly ending that off board friendship in a weak and cowardly manner by just blocking me with no conversation over politcal differences.... as so many brainwashed establishment cucks do....to use that personal stuff to make up disgusting and viscious lies about my family.

In the hopes to run me off so she can feel like the smartest and "stronger" woman on a forum. People like her cannot share space with an actual strong woman. They find it threatening to their weak sense of self.

 

[Murdy]

Nobody gets angrier than a narcissist who is accused of something they actually did….

POV: my intuition kicking in 6 months prior:

Me: I love and support whatever you do.

Rough translation: I think you’re an idiot, but I’ll watch this train-wreck play out. You’ll always be a victim, but I’ll never join you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Dove]

Nobody gets angrier than a narcissist who is accused of something they actually did….

That's EXACTLY what everyone has watched you do. Get pissed as fuck because your vile lies get exposed.

My favorite was the rage you showed when you were trying to claim I allow my daughter to be sexually exploited and all that bullshit and when I showed thr text messages your nasty lying hateful self went batshit and suddenly cared about "pi" and claimed they were photochopped

You need some self awareness. Everything you accuse others of being is another confession of your own garbage.

 

[Master]

Hey @Murdy I think we should start a fresh new advice column for 2023.

This one stanks like bitterness.

 

[Dove]

Right?

She is that narcissist who is constantly trying to paint her target as crazy, spiraling and out of control. The gaslighter.

It's always funny how people like her actually think others don't see through them.

 

[Murdy]

People will dislike your energy if….

You think for yourself;
You dare to be different;
You operate with integrity;
You challenge their beliefs;
You are difficult to manipulate;
You’ve achieved incredible things;
You remind them of their insecurities.

Fuck em. Keep doing YOU!

Xoxo Murdy

 

[The Prowler]

You remind them of their insecurities.

Do you find that you remind a lot of people about their insecurities?

Or just chubby short women with receding hairlines and a horrible track record in the romance department?

 

[Murdy]

Commitment isn’t scary…

Wasting decades of your life on a man shooting blanks is tho.

 

[Murdy]

Yearly Reminder:

The weather is warming up! Wash your butts, people. Everyday. No skipsies.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Alcoholism is a terrible terrible thing

 

[Bevy]

People will dislike your energy if….

You think for yourself;
You dare to be different;
You operate with integrity;
You challenge their beliefs;
You are difficult to manipulate;
You’ve achieved incredible things;
You remind them of their insecurities.

Fuck em. Keep doing YOU!

Xoxo Murdy

Or you're just right bladdy annoying

 

[Dove]

People will dislike your energy if….

You think for yourself;
You dare to be different;
You operate with integrity;
You challenge their beliefs;
You are difficult to manipulate;
You’ve achieved incredible things;
You remind them of their insecurities.

Fuck em. Keep doing YOU!

Xoxo Murdy

Exactly why you visciously
turned on me and used private off board stuff about my daughter to make disgusting and vile accusations and then when I posted the text convo itself to show what a liar you are you still kept trying to lie and said the texts were doctored.

You have no integrity. You are a cowardly and manipulative piece of rotten shit who projects.

What a fucking joke you are. Like a female Poofer.

 

[Admin.]

Exactly why you visciously
turned on me and used private off board stuff about my daughter to make disgusting and vile accusations and then when I posted the text convo itself to show what a liar you are you still kept trying to lie and said the texts were doctored.

You have no integrity. You are a cowardly and manipulative piece of rotten shit who projects.

What a fucking joke you are. Like a female Poofer.

Irony soaring overhead at 38,000 feet.

 

[Admin.]

Alcoholism is a terrible terrible thing

So is Cockoholism, you dipshit.

 

[Murdy]

So is Cockoholism, you dipshit.

Perversion therapy will not help.

 

[Dove]

Irony soaring overhead at 38,000 feet.

You are a disgusting and hateful pig as well. You don't know shit about this situation, but please jump on in and take sides.

You'd defend Caligula if he supported your politics. None of you people have integrity, nor can you cope with your beliefs being challenged.

Weak, petty and hateful cowards. I don't respect either of you and feel sorry for you if you didn't enjoy your misguided hatred so much.

 

[Admin.]

You are a disgusting and hateful pig as well. You don't know shit about this situation, but please jump on in and take sides.

You'd defend Caligula if he supported your politics. None of you people have integrity, nor can you cope with your beliefs being challenged.

Weak, petty and hateful cowards. I don't respect either of you and feel sorry for you if you didn't enjoy your misguided hatred so much.

Poor Baby!

… If I could stick a knife in my heart
Suicide right on stage
Would it be enough for your teenage lust
Would it help to ease the pain?
Ease your brain?