~ Murdy’s Advice Column ~

[Dove]

You regularly ordered the seafood spread replete with a large lobster tail, didn't you?

It's hard to laugh when you're secretly crying inside...

Absolutely not. In fact that coffee date first before a dinner date was what I did because if I didnt enjoy a coffee with the guy, i wouldnt invest in a whole dinner.

Anytime I've been taken to some pricey restaurant on date, like second or third.
....I was always uncomfortable because that introduces the sex pressure.

 

[Murdy]

Bitches wish they had princess energy instead of feral gremlin fed after midnight and bathed in the devil’s dick juice energy… but here we are.

 

[Oerdin]

Someone has been drinking and seething again.

 

[Breakfall]

Someone has been drinking and seething again.

Cowabunga! Lol

 

[Frood]

Bitches wish they had princess energy instead of feral gremlin fed after midnight and bathed in the devil’s dick juice energy… but here we are.

The fuckkkkk....

Ogre looking bitch, please.

 

[The Prowler]

Cowabunga! Lol

Hey @Joe.....

Would you?

 

[Frood]

Hey @Joe.....

Would you?

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh look, it’s misreable murd

Hi misreable murd

 

[Seamajor]

Morning Stumpy

 

[Oerdin]

Hey, Merde. Did this ever happen to you before?

 

[Oerdin]

The life of Merde?

 

[Oerdin]

 

[Seamajor]

Hey BF. Are all threads neutral or not, free for alls now? Just curious

 

[Dove]

Bitches wish they had princess energy instead of feral gremlin fed after midnight and bathed in the devil’s dick juice energy… but here we are.

Who? Be specific. What "bitch" over the age of 12 wants "princess energy"?

Listen princess, I AM feral as fuck. I wouldn't have it any other way.

You need to pick a trope and stick to that one instead of just cycling through all of them trying to find which one gives "daddy" a chubby that week. What I'm saying is....put down the bottle and the NetFlix and try to develope some sort of personality thats your own rather than whatever you leeched off the latest rap video.

Go be a conformist over there.

 

[Murdy]

Cowabunga! Lol

How many dick pics did you have to trade for the chop, assjuice?

 

[Dove]

I have two masculine men at my beck and call 24/7 of which have invested more than a decade into my crazy self.

And Last Call Lolita up there is still thinking about dick pics.

Must be that princess energy :D

 

[Breakfall]

How many dick pics did you have to trade for the chop, assjuice?

??? You’re fucked in the head!!!

 

[Breakfall]

I have two masculine men at my beck and call 24/7 of which have invested more than a decade into my crazy self.

And Last Call Lolita up there is still thinking about dick pics.

Must be that princess energy :D

Has she lost the plot?

 

[Dove]

Has she lost the plot?

Years ago, my friend

When Murd lost the plot....i was still listening to Tori Amos and voting for democrats.

 

[Murdy]

Has she lost the plot?

Plot?

You mean distorting a photo taken after a 22 mile hike?

No makeup, sweaty AF and they still had to alter the photo….

I got $50 that says it’s that ghey Brazo gimp who has been dropping dimes for decades. Can you smell the obsession?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

altered photo

 

[cw_]

LOL @ the murd trying to defend her bloated visage.

You're hideous inside and out murd.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That don't look like no hiking trail to me

just sayin

 

[Murdy]

LOL @ the murd trying to defend her bloated visage.

You're hideous inside and out murd.

Thanks… I couldn’t figure out how to do that.

Oh who am I kidding… I didn’t care to figure it out.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Here's some advice for Murdy on "murdy's advice column"

When you shit on your friends, even the people who are laughing with you because they hate your friends look at you with contempt.

Secretly of course. But it's there

bet on it.

 

[cw_]

Thanks… I couldn’t figure out how to do that.

Oh who am I kidding… I didn’t care to figure it out.

Well, you cared enough to briefly have that pic as your avatar fathead. ; )

 

[Murdy]

The masked bandit is my hiking buddy who I met in Washington. We have been buddies for 6 years.

We traded the gorgeous PNW trails for an urban hike through Disneyland on Labor Day. It was brutal at 95 degrees, and we tapped out before the fireworks and parade.

 

[cw_]

If Disneyland wants to have hideous hippos tromping around their amusement park that's okay with me. Thanks for the explanation though. I'm still sure you're a bloated mess no matter what you're doing.

 

[Murdy]

Well, you cared enough to briefly have that pic as your avatar fathead. ; )

Yet not an exercise in futility, bandwagon jumper