So who here would drop a load in George from Pizza Hut ?

[Master Pu]

 

[Blurt]

I am a word connoisseur; I will not restrict myself to one geographical area or even to one language from which to choose the pallet of my textual art.

You mean “palette,” don’t you?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Notice how BEnzover sounds nothing like his posts....

 

[Master Pu]

Back up what? I've done Vocaroo's I've done pictures, just because I won't jump through the hoops YOU put forth doesn't mean anything. Because I won't do what you want doesn't mean your false narrative of me is true.

 

[Master]

Poor DumbZo hiding his elderly age behind an AI voice changer and doesn't know vocaroos point it out....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I will.

$250

 

[Blurt]

There are no "normal" people.
That's an urban myth.

Well, it’s certainly a rural one.

 

[Master Pu]

That's because you don't have a fucking life and you mix in your fantasy online "life" with your real one which is obviously sad as well.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Okay. Fine. We'll do this.

I'll make a Vocaroo. I'll name drop you, say the date and BF.

Before I post it, you pay me $250 via any banking/wire service of your choosing.

Deal?

 

[Master]

Has posting up AI voice generators become the new bicep flex off?

Poor Benzo scrolled thru the voices looking for "young man's voice"

 

[Master Pu]

Heh

 

[Garraty_47]

Dude, I said 'more' normal.

I read it to be "more" as in a quantity, not a position on a scale of normalcy. "People who are more normal" would have been unambiguous but your choice of phrasing was sloppy, leaving it open to interpretation.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Garraty_47]

You mean “palette,” don’t you?

I, uh, buy my paint by the gross?

<hangs head>

Of fucking course I meant 'palette'. Dammit.
That's what happens when I get into a hurry.

*sigh*

 

[fromHELL]

don't hang your head down too long might get stuck that way and i ain't fixing your shit. i am not a qualified mechanic damnit you PM Dilf he loosen ya up a bit and crank ya head up just right again

no charge this time

 

[Garraty_47]

don't hang your head down too long might get stuck that way and i ain't fixing your shit. i am not a qualified mechanic damnit you PM Dilf he loosen ya up a bit and crank ya head up just right again

no charge this time

Why would I PM that coprophiliac?
That's a rhetorical question by the way because it's never going to happen.

Do you have a backup chiropractor to suggest?

 

[fromHELL]

Why would I PM that coprophiliac?
That's a rhetorical question by the way because it's never going to happen.

Do you have a backup chiropractor to suggest?

maybe mike rowe from dirty jobs? its gotta be pretty dirty job tuning up a bastard

 

[Master Pu]

I read it to be "more" as in a quantity, not a position on a scale of normalcy. "People who are more normal" would have been unambiguous but your choice of phrasing was sloppy, leaving it open to interpretation.

Why must I be exacting? I like things ambiguous.
I stand by what I stated.

 

[Garraty_47]

maybe mike rowe from dirty jobs? its gotta be pretty dirty job tuning up a bastard

I'll make a note but don't be surprised if the next time you talk to Mike he says he never heard from me. Regular stretching and physical activity has kept me off the adjustment table so far and I 'xpect it to stay that way for at least a few more years.

It's like that ancient Chinese proverb:
No Matter Where You Are, There You Go

 

[Garraty_47]

Why must I be exacting? I like things ambiguous.
I stand by what I stated.

I didn't say you were wrong.
I said you weren't exactly clearish.
You do you, Benny.

 

[Master Pu]

I hear ya. I expected as much.
The point has been made.
Time to move on-

 

[Kirk]

I will make George from Pizza Hut a Vocaroo and send it to him/her/whatever, and he/her/whatever can post it...once he/her/whatever sends me 100 dollars.

Who is George from Pizza Hut, maybe he's Spartacus...we are all Spartacus...are we not, so George from Pizza Hut is really a combination of all the so called community members combined into one persona. He/she/whatever is us and we are him/her/whatever.

Mystery solved

 

[Garraty_47]

I will make George from Pizza Hut a Vocaroo and send it to him/her/whatever, and he/her/whatever can post it...once he/her/whatever sends me 100 dollars.

Who is George from Pizza Hut, maybe he's Spartacus...we are all Spartacus...are we not, so George from Pizza Hut is really a combination of all the so called community members combined into one persona. He/she/whatever is us and we are him/her/whatever.

Mystery solved

So George from Pizza Hut = Borg?

That explains a lot, actually.

 

[cw_]

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yea, I have the nerve. Twenty years of delusionally posting as a woman. A young woman at that,
Is gay.
This:

Is not gay.

Peak mental illness... I don't see what he gets out of it, has to be some kind of weird gay fetish.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So George from Pizza Hut isn't here. His wife called him downstairs from his attic or upstairs from the basement for dinner. Lol A middled aged overweight man with a bad goatee is stuffing his face heh. Mrs. Pickles prolly makes sure he cleans that fucking plate too you can bet on that shit if you bet on anything. Lots of tension. George from Pizza Hut goes to his wifey 'Yes Dear' and 'No Dear', all the while thinking of how to make The Bicep Challenge and BEnzo gay over a bit that shamed six posters
SIX YEARS AGO
Jesus H

And to think of more ways to cover his tracks about his slip up discussing car chassis the other day.

Isn't the Pickles brood a tad on the husky side?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Okay. Fine. We'll do this.

I'll make a Vocaroo. I'll name drop you, say the date and BF.

Before I post it, you pay me $250 via any banking/wire service of your choosing.

Deal?

Jesus fuck, can't you go 5 mins without begging for cash?

What's the deal, do you think that by the law of averages if you ask for something 580 times, you're bound to get a yes eventually?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Jesus fuck, can't you go 5 mins without begging for cash?

What's the deal, do you think that by the law of averages if you ask for something 580 times, you're bound to get a yes eventually?

You think then maybe I should bump it up to $1500 just in case someone says yes?

 

[Frood]

You think then maybe I should bump it up to $1500 just in case someone says yes?

We'd all chip in for 1500 if you five curried anus equipped dudes would just fuck off....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

We'd all chip in for 1500 if you five curried anus equipped dudes would just fuck off....

Ya know. I think we can make this happen if you're serious. For $1500 I will retire.

Deal?