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It's like, just a few short months ago you were just an ordinary person with bad body odor and a significant absence of bone material along your gum line -- and today, you're Meltdown Moderator at an internet forum flooded with liberal germs like admongo and sewage major
how does this lofty accomplishment make you feel?
Did you celebrate with family and canines & cheap moonshine when the news was first communicated to you?
Did you drop all charges against your both your fathers for raping you repeatedly over the years? Or at least visit them in state prison to share the good news?
Did you pull up the floor boards in your dilapidated shack and dig grandma up outta the ground so you could prop her up in her favorite rocking chair so that you could inform her face to face that you've finally become somebody?
Did you finally change your underwear to mark the momentous occasion?
C'mon... share your experiences! We all care. We really do.
how does this lofty accomplishment make you feel?
Did you celebrate with family and canines & cheap moonshine when the news was first communicated to you?
Did you drop all charges against your both your fathers for raping you repeatedly over the years? Or at least visit them in state prison to share the good news?
Did you pull up the floor boards in your dilapidated shack and dig grandma up outta the ground so you could prop her up in her favorite rocking chair so that you could inform her face to face that you've finally become somebody?
Did you finally change your underwear to mark the momentous occasion?
C'mon... share your experiences! We all care. We really do.