Post about what our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, has done for you

Will Piggie find Jesus now that he has been forced into retirement from Fucktardia? Perhaps this will provide him with the timeout required to reflect on the epic failures in his life
Lil fat man is between jerbs? How sad, I heard him claim to be tough guy, maybe he can get a job in the fitness industry
 
Lil fat man is between jerbs? How sad, I heard him claim to be tough guy, maybe he can get a job in the fitness industry

I seriously doubt it… his heart would explode during the initial interview after 30 seconds on a treadmill.

I see him returning to knocking over 7-11 stores to support his 2 liter coke and family sized bags of chips habit.
 
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As far as I know, I am the only person in this thread who is in good physical condition.
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Jesus Christ helped me realize he was a cool dude, and maybe a special guy, but all the rest of it? Hysteria. And more proof that reality is an illusion, along with JC.
 
I think of it more like reality is a movable feast*.


*See Rashomon for further indoctrination.
You mean like the Climate hysteria gatherings throughout the world by the elite and political powers that work to keep you in a little 15 minute enclave?

They feed at the public trough……at your expense………LOFL
 
All hail Al Gore………Father of Our Movement……..so sayeth the Scientists………so sayeth the flock

Gore sat in front of a Bloomberg logo wall and brazenly declared there's too much free speech on social media platforms.

He's more than earned a place in line for the guillotines.
Rather than bury or burn him we should mulch his carcass and use it to plant some trees to commemorate the revolution. It's what he'd want... to be carbon-neutral.
 
Gore sat in front of a Bloomberg logo wall and brazenly declared there's too much free speech on social media platforms.

He's more than earned a place in line for the guillotines.
Rather than bury or burn him we should mulch his carcass and use it to plant some trees to commemorate the revolution. It's what he'd want... to be carbon-neutral.
Stop the steal you marxist Merica hater! ONLY TRUMP CAN SAVE US!