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[Admin.]

Gore sat in front of a Bloomberg logo wall and brazenly declared there's too much free speech on social media platforms.

He's more than earned a place in line for the guillotines.
Rather than bury or burn him we should mulch his carcass and use it to plant some trees to commemorate the revolution. It's what he'd want... to be carbon-neutral.

Remember when Trump ended the war on the Korean Peninsula and restored relations with North Korea?

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[Moonpie]

Is his IQ in the room with you now?

Yes we're playing footsies

 

[reaper]

You guys are nuts. His IQ makes that man so sexy it kills you all here lmao. I mean you can't stop talking about him in every thread.

Didn't you have an affair with him though
.

 

[Garraty_47]

Didn't you have an affair with him though
.

I don't remember ordering a bag o' bones.
Did anyone order a bag o' bones? No?
Then check your credit card statements and ensure a scammer isn't trying to charge us for this delivery nobody wanted.

But that still leaves the question what we're supposed to do with this moldy skeleton...

...I don't suppose SSS needs another chew toy for his poodle?

 

[reaper]

I don't remember ordering a bag o' bones.
Did anyone order a bag o' bones? No?
Then check your credit card statements and ensure a scammer isn't trying to charge us for this delivery nobody wanted.

But that still leaves the question what we're supposed to do with this moldy skeleton...

...I don't suppose SSS needs another chew toy for his poodle?

Awfully nice of you to take some time away from punching kittties to impart that piece of brilliant wisdom on me.

 

[Moonpie]

Didn't you have an affair with him though
.

Yes it was virtually so awesome I can't even remember it it seems lol

 

[Moonpie]

I don't remember ordering a bag o' bones.
Did anyone order a bag o' bones? No?
Then check your credit card statements and ensure a scammer isn't trying to charge us for this delivery nobody wanted.

But that still leaves the question what we're supposed to do with this moldy skeleton...

...I don't suppose SSS needs another chew toy for his poodle?

What are you trying to confuse me???

 

[Garraty_47]

What are you trying to confuse me???

If I can't dazzle 'em with brilliance there's always baffling 'em with bullshit.

Judging by the looks on people's faces I'm way better at that second one.

 

[Admin.]

Not sure I handle all this Olympic sized luxury.

 

[Admin.]

Being solicitous of televangelists, does not make you a follower.

 

[Seamajor]

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[Admin.]

Ain't no hate like good old fashioned fire and brimstone christian hate




The audience reactions near the end are priceless.

 

[Garraty_47]

That's because most of us practice what Douglas Adams would call 'holistic navigation':

Find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them.

We don't always arrive where we intended to go but we do always end up where we need to be.

 

[Seamajor]

Thought they simply called it ignorance?

 

[Lily]

Is his IQ in the room with you now?

You think that dumbass has read every thread? I know she hasn't.

And, uhm, is it bad to mention him in a thread that he started? Are those the rules written by dumbasses?

 

[Moonpie]

You think that dumbass has read every thread? I know she hasn't.

And, uhm, is it bad to mention him in a thread that he started? Are those the rules written by dumbasses?

Who you calling dumb? Why you so angry?

 

[Lily]

Who you calling dumb? Why you so angry?

You. I'm calling you dumb. You're complaining about that fat ass being discussed in a thread he posted.

Dumbass.

Calling you dumb takes no anger. I'm call them like I see them.

 

[Admin.]

Who you calling dumb? Why you so angry?

No one is angry because you're dumb, you need to calm down.

 

[Lily]

No one is angry because you're dumb, you need to calm down.

Though I admit, the dummies do weigh society down.

 

[Moonpie]

You. I'm calling you dumb. You're complaining about that fat ass being discussed in a thread he posted.

Dumbass.

Calling you dumb takes no anger. I'm call them like I see them.

No the truth is you keep his threads alive because they produce posts. It's a positive thing for the forum. Nothing to hate about.

So, calling me a dumbass isn't helping you whatsoever here.

I'll take them as I throw them lol

 

[Moonpie]

Though I admit, the dummies do weigh society down.

lol. Get low get get low. Must be a slow day on forums for you and your bullying.

 

[Lily]

No the truth is you keep his threads alive because they produce posts. It's a positive thing for the forum. Nothing to hate about.

So, calling me a dumbass isn't helping you whatsoever here.

I'll take them as I throw them lol

Whatever floats your boat, dummy.

 

[Lily]

lol. Get low get get low. Must be a slow day on forums for you and your bullying.

Should I call one for you?

 

[Moonpie]

Whatever floats your boat, dummy.

Geez

 

[Moonpie]

Should I call one for you?

Yawn

 

[Moonpie]

Though I admit, the dummies do weigh society down.

So what are your thoughts for change?

 

[Seamajor]

So what are your thoughts for change?

That’s easy. Doing our best to insure the fat rapist who wears smelly orange makeup isn’t elected.

 

[Moonpie]

That’s easy. Doing our best to insure the fat rapist who wears smelly orange makeup isn’t elected.

Wait, so you rather keep the walking corpse in there. Yeah that's a solution.

 

[Seamajor]

Wait, so you rather keep the walking corpse in there. Yeah that's a solution.

Fucking A. We dont need another Hitler. Duh. Its a great solution based on the asshole he’s running against. The lying raping, failure of a man. Does that turn you on, somehow? How about that smelly makeup he wears. Quick question, is Rape cool with you? How about fucking porn stars while his wife was pregnant? Go tell it to Souelbro or Herman