So, I just got back in from McDonalds and I was just tucking in when my cousin came in with her 9yo daughter who's a real greedy chubster so alarm bells were ringing "My nuggets!" lol
I had two left by the time she was in sat next to me giving me the eye and I had to "You want one" and of course she did BUT one of them had a small red drop on it and the other was drowned in red and she said "what's that?" " oh it's just tomato sauce" knowing full well the greedy little shit would pick the one drowned in "tomato sauce" and she did but it wasn't tomato sauce it was Habanero Tabasco
and it's hot, hot hot!! LMFAO she only started crying and shouting "arrrgghhh it burny mummy!"
I enjoyed every second of it!!! She'll think twice before coming for a mans nuggets again, you only get SIX fs!