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Apologies, I was busy rescuing another damsel in distress... Jeannie had passed out drunk in a toilet cubicle again.
 

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the big males charging r intimidating for a few moments, even the dogs turn tail lol

after that we back off out of kindness
 

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the big males charging r intimidating for a few moments, even the dogs turn tail lol

after that we back off out of kindness
But thats just it... all my life I approached these things, have vids of my 3 year old kiddos in the midst of a swarm of em feeding popcorn ffs they could have carried them off and ate them ..... this one came, I told him I'm a canadian just like him and BAM ! the attack was on
 

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In future you'll have to take that fat cat of yours with you for protection.


would'a kicked his ass too, LOL I swear if you were there you would have pointed and laughed like a hyena /// all I kept thinking was I hope no one from BF can see this
 

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In future you'll have to take that fat cat of yours with you for protection.


would'a kicked his ass too, LOL I swear if you were there you would have pointed and laughed like a hyena /// all I kept thinking was I hope no one from BF can see this
im just sayin, 10 mins is a lot of time 2 tolerate a goose
first moments they r scary, next minute cute but after that?
 

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Yo a Canada Goose just tried to fucking kill me out there ... knocked me off my bike doing 20 ffs hissed and bit, I told him I'm a fucking Canadian like him, he looked and charged again I fucked off with him swooping like an Eagle pecking my fucking back until I reached far enough away to satisfy the fucker ... THE BASTARD !

You got your ass kicked..... by a goose..... trying to talk to it. GEESE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Next time, unleash your horsey spirit upon it!!! Dont let a goose kick your ass Stinky!!!

iu


Blaze it was 10 mins of fucking terror LOL ... the goose would not fuck off now my leg is all fucked from the bike landing on it ..

Dang, while riding a bike, I can imagine.

Now had you been on the ground, you shoulda Kung Fu'd his ass!!!
 

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Can you see this? What the heck should I get?

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I can see it, but cant read it lolol.
Look in the upper right hand corner. There's a button that says Portuguese. Switch it to English. The one with the Limey flag.

lol I can read it now. They got a LOT of stuff!!!!!
What should I get?

Well, it says truffles, and not actual shrooms. Looks like you have to eat more truffles, than the shrooms.

Im a shroom noob, so I really dont know lol. Maybe the Golden Teachers like Grimm suggested?

I see they have seeds. Its legal to grow pot here now lol.

The guy who told me about this site said truffles are definitely magic mushrooms.

Yeah, but on the one site Grimm posted, there was a calculator tab. The calculator suggests more truffles than actual shrooms. Im guessing the truffles are a version of shrooms?

Here is the calculator.....

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Are you asking if truffles are actually mushrooms? Yes, they are.

Yes, but are they mixed with chocolate?
 

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Yo a Canada Goose just tried to fucking kill me out there ... knocked me off my bike doing 20 ffs hissed and bit, I told him I'm a fucking Canadian like him, he looked and charged again I fucked off with him swooping like an Eagle pecking my fucking back until I reached far enough away to satisfy the fucker ... THE BASTARD !

You got your ass kicked..... by a goose..... trying to talk to it. GEESE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Next time, unleash your horsey spirit upon it!!! Dont let a goose kick your ass Stinky!!!

iu


Blaze it was 10 mins of fucking terror LOL ... the goose would not fuck off now my leg is all fucked from the bike landing on it ..

Dang, while riding a bike, I can imagine.

Now had you been on the ground, you shoulda Kung Fu'd his ass!!!
goose r big, like getting hit with a bowling ball if ur riding a bike
 
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Thanks. The words "potent" and "aggressive" are definitely not what I'm looking for.

lol

You done them before?

What kind of experience did you want?

Mellow.

Truffle maybe do more, but if shroom, do .5g .
i dont think she should do it
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it could mess your mind up if u have a bad trip
 

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Yo a Canada Goose just tried to fucking kill me out there ... knocked me off my bike doing 20 ffs hissed and bit, I told him I'm a fucking Canadian like him, he looked and charged again I fucked off with him swooping like an Eagle pecking my fucking back until I reached far enough away to satisfy the fucker ... THE BASTARD !

You got your ass kicked..... by a goose..... trying to talk to it. GEESE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Next time, unleash your horsey spirit upon it!!! Dont let a goose kick your ass Stinky!!!

iu


Blaze it was 10 mins of fucking terror LOL ... the goose would not fuck off now my leg is all fucked from the bike landing on it ..

Dang, while riding a bike, I can imagine.

Now had you been on the ground, you shoulda Kung Fu'd his ass!!!
goose r big, like getting hit with a bowling ball if ur riding a bike

On a bike I can understand.

Get me on the ground..... goose best plan to bring the pain!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Whooot: :WTF6::WTF6::WTF6: <<<<< just for you Jeannie lol.
 

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Thanks. The words "potent" and "aggressive" are definitely not what I'm looking for.

lol

You done them before?

What kind of experience did you want?

Mellow.

Truffle maybe do more, but if shroom, do .5g .
i dont think she should do it
@LotusBud

it could mess your mind up if u have a bad trip

Im gonna resist the urge to make a joke here lol.

.5 aint nothing lol.

As long as she around friends, in a good setting, all be good.

Not like she going to a mosh pit with CONS all around! lolol
 

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Thanks. The words "potent" and "aggressive" are definitely not what I'm looking for.

lol

You done them before?

What kind of experience did you want?

Mellow.

Truffle maybe do more, but if shroom, do .5g .
i dont think she should do it
@LotusBud

it could mess your mind up if u have a bad trip

Im gonna resist the urge to make a joke here lol.

.5 aint nothing lol.

As long as she around friends, in a good setting, all be good.

Not like she going to a mosh pit with CONS all around! lolol
her questions make me think shes reluctant and usually theres a reason for it

ive seen ppl freak out on pot, so im just sayin
 

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Yo a Canada Goose just tried to fucking kill me out there ... knocked me off my bike doing 20 ffs hissed and bit, I told him I'm a fucking Canadian like him, he looked and charged again I fucked off with him swooping like an Eagle pecking my fucking back until I reached far enough away to satisfy the fucker ... THE BASTARD !

You got your ass kicked..... by a goose..... trying to talk to it. GEESE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Next time, unleash your horsey spirit upon it!!! Dont let a goose kick your ass Stinky!!!

iu


Blaze it was 10 mins of fucking terror LOL ... the goose would not fuck off now my leg is all fucked from the bike landing on it ..

Dang, while riding a bike, I can imagine.

Now had you been on the ground, you shoulda Kung Fu'd his ass!!!
goose r big, like getting hit with a bowling ball if ur riding a bike

On a bike I can understand.

Get me on the ground..... goose best plan to bring the pain!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Whooot: :WTF6::WTF6::WTF6: <<<<< just for you Jeannie lol.
u wanna eat me 2 the bone? lulz

good april fools joke btw....ofc, i knew it the whole time ;)
 

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Thanks. The words "potent" and "aggressive" are definitely not what I'm looking for.

lol

You done them before?

What kind of experience did you want?

Mellow.

Truffle maybe do more, but if shroom, do .5g .
i dont think she should do it
@LotusBud

it could mess your mind up if u have a bad trip

Im gonna resist the urge to make a joke here lol.

.5 aint nothing lol.

As long as she around friends, in a good setting, all be good.

Not like she going to a mosh pit with CONS all around! lolol
her questions make me think shes reluctant and usually theres a reason for it

ive seen ppl freak out on pot, so im just sayin

I agree, a lot of folks cant tolerate certain things. Lotus seems like the hippy type though when shes in fun mode. I dont underestimate that factor lol.
 

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Yo a Canada Goose just tried to fucking kill me out there ... knocked me off my bike doing 20 ffs hissed and bit, I told him I'm a fucking Canadian like him, he looked and charged again I fucked off with him swooping like an Eagle pecking my fucking back until I reached far enough away to satisfy the fucker ... THE BASTARD !

You got your ass kicked..... by a goose..... trying to talk to it. GEESE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Next time, unleash your horsey spirit upon it!!! Dont let a goose kick your ass Stinky!!!

iu


Blaze it was 10 mins of fucking terror LOL ... the goose would not fuck off now my leg is all fucked from the bike landing on it ..

Dang, while riding a bike, I can imagine.

Now had you been on the ground, you shoulda Kung Fu'd his ass!!!
goose r big, like getting hit with a bowling ball if ur riding a bike

On a bike I can understand.

Get me on the ground..... goose best plan to bring the pain!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Whooot: :WTF6::WTF6::WTF6: <<<<< just for you Jeannie lol.
u wanna eat me 2 the bone? lulz

good april fools joke btw....ofc, i knew it the whole time ;)

If you was single..... yes lol.


Thanks!!! I thought it was great lol. I went camping that weekend on top of that lol.
 

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Thanks. The words "potent" and "aggressive" are definitely not what I'm looking for.

lol

You done them before?

What kind of experience did you want?

Mellow.

Truffle maybe do more, but if shroom, do .5g .
i dont think she should do it
@LotusBud

it could mess your mind up if u have a bad trip

Im gonna resist the urge to make a joke here lol.

.5 aint nothing lol.

As long as she around friends, in a good setting, all be good.

Not like she going to a mosh pit with CONS all around! lolol
her questions make me think shes reluctant and usually theres a reason for it

ive seen ppl freak out on pot, so im just sayin

I agree, a lot of folks cant tolerate certain things. Lotus seems like the hippy type though when shes in fun mode. I dont underestimate that factor lol.
my brain liked them but thats just me, different strokes for different folks