I mean, the whole bald thing is overdone, X. I played the same troll out about 10 years ago. I find it funny to see how desperate people are to "one up" me.
I think most people are envious of the way I managed my life. But cool people just usually say something like "well done." and do not get weird about it.
I am far from lazy, really. I sit on three Boards for non-profits. I walk shelter dogs as a volunteer. I play in three different music acts. I mean, I am quite busy. I could go on...
Does talking about your real life make you uncomfortable? Saying what kind of job you is not dangerous in any way. It is a little weird that you think like that. Is it some "Flametown Rule" that you read somewhere? Do you even understand why you need to protect "PI" so fiercely?