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[The Associate]

I never called X a squid. I called him a 'turd rancher'.

 

[jack]

 

[The Associate]

You know what MARINES stands for? "My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir!"

 

[X]

Pfft if you were an animal youd be a turddle

 

[jack]

If you were an animal you'd be a carcass.

 

[The Associate]

Shyeddep, you banjo-plucking duck-fucker.

 

[The Associate]

That's right: X fucks ducks.

 

[X]

 

[X]

You’re growing me yeh faggot

 

[X]

Geese fucks X tho I should tell you the story some time

 

[jack]

That must be what the duct tape is for.

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, those big fuckers are mean as shit.

 

[The Associate]

A goose will shit on your world.

 

[X]

If I were an animal I’d be a carcass why no @jacyou silly faggot I’d be a dead animal

 

[jack]

Plus they eat with their pecker.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL maybe she was too starving to think of a better word to name call

 

[X]

I literally got beaten up by a goose knocked off my motorbike where the fucker assimilated me in the middle of the road

 

[jack]

LOL I've seen that clip. Funny!

 

[jack]

Assimiliated?

 

[X]

I literally got beaten up by a goose knocked off my motorbike where the fucker assaulted me in the middle of the road

 

[X]

Fixed it, I have big hands and little phone

 

[jack]

@Edgar Friendly that was such a fucking good movie. The one before it even better

 

[X]

I’m 6’3 jack

 

[X]

189 lbs with a

 

[X]

Mohawk but it’s brown out for winter

 

[X]

Mohawk but it’s grown out for winter

 

[jack]

Ok. I didn't realize they could pile bullshit that high?

 

[X]

No @jack is drooling

 

[X]

 

[X]

Devils rejects sucked